I was blown away!

This evil spirit, whom I summoned from the Infernal Hell, knows that I am going to change my life!

Strange...... From beginning to end, it reveals strangeness.

How does it know that I'm going to change my life?

How does it know what kind of yin mountain yin mountain, under the falling dragon cliff, there is something to help me change my life against the sky?

Who the hell is it? According to what's in mind?

Yes, it does seem to have no reason to hurt me. Besides, even if it wants to kill me, it controlled my body just now, and it would be good to hit me headlong and die, where does it need to be so troublesome, and what else do you want me to go to the Yin Mountain, under the Broken Dragon Cliff?

I was stunned by it.

Forget it, don't think about things you don't understand for the time being. What kind of place is this Yin Mountain, just inquire about it more in the future, whether to go or not is another matter, and it can't be taken seriously.

Daoist Jia and I left the warehouse.

This product has a bad image.

In the middle, the traitor's head, the hair is shiny to the touch, and the most accustomed action is to spit on the hand and then wipe the hair. Sharp-beaked monkey gills, a mouthful of big yellow teeth, walking and standing up straight, nodding and hunching, there is a black mole on the chin. You see how handsome Grandpa Mao is, and there is a long hair on Daoist Jia's black mole, which is simply ugly......

Now it's even harder.

The two eyes were beaten black and purple, like a panda.

His nose was beaten and bleeding, two balls of toilet paper were stuffed, and he was breathing through his mouth. The corners of his mouth are still swollen, and he convulses painfully when he breathes.

I asked: "Lao Jia, you said that you are also a cultivator, although your three-legged cat's Taoist skills really can't be on the big stage, but aren't you very slippery in these little things?" You just recruit a little ghost to help, how can you lose money gambling? ”

Daoist Jia was not happy.

It was as if I had struck a finger at his faith.

He had a serious face and stiffened his neck to argue with me: "Little brother, how can you say that? I ask you, what is the gambling money for? ”

Me: "Gambling money...... Gambling...... You said that it was gambling money, naturally to win money. ”

Daoist Jia pointed at me in an angry manner: "You, you, you...... You...... You...... You're really grandpa to death. What is gambling? It's a game. Moreover, this is the most meaningful game in the world, the most able to make the human body understand the way of heaven and temper human nature...... And in your opinion, it has become a means to win money. Vulgar! Vulgar! Ignorant! Ignorance! ”

I kicked him in the ass: "Numb, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling can be so bullish as you say, why don't you go to heaven?" Say, for what? ”

Daoist Jia laughed embarrassedly twice, and then said: "Little brother, in fact, seriously, although what I said just now is pretending, it really makes sense...... Eh...... Don't do it, listen to me...... If you think about it, a person, carrying a sack of money, and then coming to the casino. Especially this money is all his savings, and even used to save his life. Then every time he presses a chip, he will definitely be scared, and if he loses, he will be restless and lost...... Listen, three words, restless, restless, lost......"

I frowned, "What the hell are you trying to say?" ”

Daoist Jia: "Don't worry, listen to me." Won? If you win, you will be excited, you will be happy, you will be very excited. In the process of gambling money, it will be extremely exciting, suffering from gains and losses, using the future or life as a bargaining chip, and the feeling of oppression is simply wonderful and indescribable. Grandpa, this is cultivation! Do you understand cultivation? As the saying goes, if you don't enter the tiger's den, you will get the tiger. I am using gambling money to cultivate myself to conquer restlessness and loss, to conquer excitement, happiness and excitement, so that I can one day encounter anything without being shocked and have few desires. We are cultivators, but I want to tell you about the Buddha today, do you know why the bodhisattvas and Buddhas that monks believe in are all images of mortals at home? If you want the four major to be empty, you should first experience greed, hatred, and ignorance, and experience the seven emotions and six desires. The mundane world is the best place to cultivate. ”

I'm really speechless, this thing definitely has the potential to be a cult leader. A gamble can be said by him so many tricks.

I didn't feel angry and asked, "You mean to say that you are always a god in the sky?" ”

Daoist Jia pinched his waist, held his head high, and laughed: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be!" Grandpa has also drunk two glasses of wine with the Jade Emperor Lao'er, what gods are not immortals, low-key! Low profile! ”

I looked at his appearance, this thing couldn't put down when he laughed, the paper ball stuffed in his left nose fell out, and the blood suddenly gushed out, he hurriedly lay on the ground to pick up the paper ball, stuffed it back again, wiped the blood with his sleeve, wiped it all over his face, and then continued to laugh.

How did this tease surround to the present, pretending to be like this, and killing him for Mao Wutianlei?

I kicked it again.

Daoist Jia staggered, covering his buttocks, with a stupid expression.

Me: "Will you die if you don't brag?" I don't know your details yet? ”

Daoist Jia was embarrassed: "Huh...... Get used to it, get used to it! ”

Me: "Don't talk nonsense, be honest with my questions." ”

Daoist Jia scratched his head, a little embarrassed: "Little brother, I won't tell you, in fact, ...... Actually...... In the past few days, I have been seriously injured and I can't use the Dao technique. ”

I frowned: "What serious injury?" ”

Daoist Jia: "A week ago, I met a peerless beauty in your school. Tut-tut...... That figure...... Tut-tut...... That face...... Tut-tut...... That pink little mouth...... Tut-tut...... That ass ......"

I blackened my face: "To the point!" ”

Jia Daoshi: "Such a big beauty, you say, how can I miss it?" It's better to make mistakes than to miss them, right? I thought to myself, if nothing happens, I'm sorry for Guanyin. So, I followed ...... all the way."

Get!

This Nima is an idiot ~ Han.

Daoist Jia continued: "I followed the big beauty to her residence. It was night, about ten o'clock. She lives not far away, near your school, a multi-storey community, which seems to be ...... Qingxinyuan Community! Yes, yes, absolutely not wrong, Qingxinyuan Community. She lives on the second floor of unit 1 of building 3......"

I interrupted him, looking confused: "Qingxinyuan? Building Three? One unit? Second floor? ”

Daoist Jia was stunned for a moment: "Is there a problem?" ”

I'll go!

Isn't this Zhang Zhuzhu's family?

Could it be that the role of the big beauty in the mouth of Daoist Jia turned out to be Zhang Zhuzhu?

That's right, you can't go wrong.

I remembered the appearance of Zhang Zhuzhu described by Daoist Jia: Tut-tut...... That ass...... Tut-tut...... That pink little mouth......

I retched on the spot. I know it's not good, but I just can't help it.

Daoist Jia: "Little brother, what's wrong with you?" ”

I waved my hand, and the ninja's stomach was upset: "You go on!" ”