Chapter 18: Wait, sir, there's one more thing
How exaggerated are housing prices in New York today?
As an aspiring young man, Bank also had the dream of moving into an apartment of his own with Peggy, raising a dog, and then living together and living a happy life without shame.
So Banker has also investigated the housing prices in Manhattan, but I don't know if I don't see it, and I was shocked when I checked it, and now the average price of housing prices in Manhattan is nearly 20,000 US dollars, which is converted into RMB, which is 100,000.
If you want to buy a three-bedroom, more than 100-square-meter apartment, you will need more than 2 million US dollars, which is equivalent to more than 10 million yuan......
In addition, there are large maintenance fees to be paid every year.
Banker compared his annual income and found that if he didn't eat or drink for a year, he could barely afford it, and the high ...... Property maintenance money,.
Even a three-bedroom property maintenance fund cannot be supported by Bank's current salary.
It means that even if Bank is given a three-bedroom apartment for free, he will not dare to live in it.
But having said that, Banker didn't come to this world to eat rice after all, and after his unremitting efforts, he was barely halfway through the road to chasing his original dream.
Well, that's right - he already has a dog, the kind with noble hellish blood.
Bank questioned Natasha with a sad and angry face, and Natasha had been tortured by Bank and was about to collapse, this girl didn't play cards according to common sense at all! Is the brain pumped or what?
Also, I have seen the rich and the rich, but I have never seen the righteous and fresh like you.
Despite being pinched to the ground by Bank's neck, Natasha twisted under Bank's crotch, and still smiled charmingly, "Mr. Lanloster, as an agent, I have long been erased of my true identity, and even I am about to forget my original background, so even if I have a place to live in every city around the world, it is not my real property rights, to be precise, you can understand it as, a unique benefit of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents." ”
Natasha's words are very obvious, she wants to transfer Banker's hatred for herself as a proletarian defender to the organization S.H.I.E.L.D. behind her.
After Banker accepted it, Natasha thought about it, and then threw the pot on today's deformed social constitution, rising to the level of class contradiction and philosophical height, and realized the perfect dumping of the pot.
This trick may not work on ordinary people, but the widow sister didn't think that the shopkeeper with a brain was a normal person at all.
When Bank heard Natasha's words, he let go of her neck and wondered, "S.H.I.E.L.D. is so rich?" ”
Natasha said yes no, no, no.
Sure enough, in her frightened eyes, Banker seemed to remember something, pinched Black Widow's cheeks with both hands, glared at her again, and said, "Since you are so rich, what's wrong with me selling you a forbidden spell cheaply?" Isn't that more than five million dollars? Didn't I give you a ninety-eight discount? ”
"Do you know how much energy it takes to give you a forbidden spell and give you the ability once, and what a complicated procedure? Don't you, the exploiters of the landlord class, be considerate of us, the wretched worms of the lower proletariat? ”
“……”
Natasha understands now, this big brother is deliberately looking for his own fault! No matter what you say, he will be scared back.
Bank's eyes revealed a little (98 percent) resentment about class differences, but more, it was simply revenge for shooting at him!
Natasha said, let me go back to the Middle East! I'm going to single-handedly assassinate, all the top leaders of the bearded organization.
The main thing is, let me go back to the nineteenth century! I'm going to beat that bastard out of Marx!
Did you smoke your head or how did you drip it? What's wrong with proposing a dictatorship of the proletariat? Do you know that what you say will add a few pages of homework to future generations?
The most important thing is that just because of your words, this proletarian defender with a sick brain, such a strong strength, and an incomparably hostile proletarian defender of capitalism has been created!
Why did I take on this task with a twitch in my head?
Let me defuse the nuclear bomb with my bare hands, let me go to the Hydra headquarters to find the Red Skull to fight alone, bastard, the old lady will apply for ten Barrett when she goes back, on the building opposite you, aiming at your little shop, just waiting for you to show your head.
It seems that the topic has advanced to the class struggle between capitalism and communism, and this man is not even interested in his own body.
That's right, Bank is sitting on Natasha's body, as an ace agent with five senses, Natasha can clearly feel the changes such as physical expansion and chemical contraction of Mr. Lanloster Jr. during this time.
Black Widow smiled reluctantly, "Mr. Lanloster, if you are interested, I can recommend you to become a serving agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and assign you a property in New York." ”
Banker let go of the hands that were pinching Natasha's cheeks, took a sip, and said with great disdain, "Will I bow to you evil capitalists who take pleasure in exploiting the people and scrape the people's fat and ointment as the source of life?" You're my bank. Who is Lanloster? My firm conviction as a defender of the proletariat is so easily shaken? ”
The widow twisted her ass under Bank's crotch, seducing Bank, while thinking about how to answer Bank, but before he could speak, Banker continued:
"Tell me, how many levels of agent can I become, what is the approximate salary, whether the assigned property is located in the center of New York City, and the annual maintenance fee, will S.H.I.E.L.D. help me pay for it, or will I figure it out myself?" Sir Natasha, I'll be working under you from now on, please advise! ”
As he spoke, Bank stood up, with a sense of accomplishment in his career, and helped the widow up very gentlemanly, and gracefully performed the knightly etiquette of his country.
Woo, sure enough, this is the style of his unreliable master. Seeing that this farce was nearing its end, Peggy covered her face.
Even with Black Widow's professionalism, she is a little uncomfortable with this sudden turn of the road and the turn of the situation.
After all, the training she received was aimed at the tactics and strategies that could be adopted in the face of normal people, or in the face of normal people with three views, and this bastard named Lanloster was too much bullshit!
"Then Mr. Lanloster, you can wait at home for good news, and I will report to the director as soon as I go back, and recommend you to him to become a serving agent of S.H.I.E.L.D." The black widow smiled sincerely, it really hurt her, and she could still laugh so sincerely at this time.
"Good sir, goodbye, sir, as your loyal subordinate, always waiting for the call of the organization."
Bank's handsome face was full of kindness and sincerity.
After Banker picked up her hand and kissed her gracefully on the back, Natasha nodded gracefully and slowly walked out the door.
"Wait, sir, there's one more thing......"
Just as Natasha was about to reach the door, Bank's voice came from behind her.
The Black Widow's expression changed, and she quickly rushed out the door, taking out the pager from her leather coat and preparing to call for support.