Chapter 100: Wetting Pants

Since I woke up in the morning, my pubic eyes have not closed yet, and I don't know how long it will last. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Info Dr. Yin said that this may be a prank by Bao Jia Xian, of course, it is not yet possible to determine whether it is Bao Jia Xian or a ruined family immortal.

Walking on the road, I looked around, trying the light I had just learned, but the noisy environment made it impossible for me to concentrate, so I simply gave up. Occasionally, ghostly fire passed through my body, but now I don't care about these seemingly non-existent things. Now there are more important things entrenched in my heart, how should I deal with Feng Zhigang in the future?

To be honest, I really feel extremely funny: Dr. Yin and Mr. Zhou did not hesitate to make up such a big set of lies for my business, just to investigate me and say that I have a background, but I, a toshi who doesn't know which immortal, can't deal with a rogue student.

Walking to the small door of a book and newspaper seller at the entrance of the school, he turned his head and glanced at the clock inside, it was just 11:20. My dad usually picks me up at the school gate at 11:45, and there is still nearly half an hour left.

I usually buy a lot of Doraemon here, and the boss knows me very well. I walked in, said hello to my boss, and walked over to the bookshelf and glanced aimlessly.

The boss is listening to the radio, if it's a general news event or something, I won't be interested, and I don't understand, but today's news is really a bit of a surprise.

"At about three o'clock in the morning on December 1, the workers near the Duxi Forest Farm in the northern suburbs of Guiyang City were awakened by a loud noise similar to the roar of a train, and witnessed two spheres with strong light, one red and one green, whizzing by.

My eyes stopped glancing at the shelves, because the news on the radio in front of me was obviously more interesting than the Doraemon ones.

Obviously, this is a UFO incident that happened in reality.

I pricked up my ears and listened to the news.

“。。。 A few minutes later, more than 400 acres of pine forests in the Majiatang Forest Area of Duxi Forest Farm were cut off in pieces, leaving 1.5 to 4 meters high stumps in a ribbon area about 3 kilometers long and 150 to 300 meters wide. . . ”

December 1, Guizhou! This time and place made my mind rush for a moment, as if something suddenly came to mind, but I couldn't catch it.

I listened with interest for a while, then turned my attention back to the bookshelf. Nowadays, reports of special functions and UFO hijacking are flooded with books, newspapers and magazines, and the incident broadcast on the radio is a strange anecdote, but it is not a strange anecdote if it is left in the anecdote.

Reading the book, I saw that at half past eleven, I walked into the school and hid in the toilet on the east side. Thinking that I was weak enough, just to go to the hospital to find Dr. Yin, this morning was vomiting and squatting in the toilet, what kind of person can I have?

His uncle's.

After squatting in the toilet for about a quarter of an hour, the bell rang for the end of class. As students peed in the toilet one after another, I pretended to get up from the pit, put on my pants, and walked out of the toilet quickly. After walking out of the toilet, I walked into the school building with lightning speed.

The entire corridor on the first floor of the school building was a lower grade classroom, and at this time, the children who were a head shorter than me were chattering, running and jumping out, and I was so dazzling among them. But it's good that it's best not to meet your fourth-grade classmates at this time.

I walked out of the school building and out of the school gate in a fake way, and my father was really waiting in the old place with the cart.

"Why are you two minutes early today?" My dad said to me, "Get in the car and go!" ”

I was amazed at how well my dad knew when I was out of school, and jumped on my bike.

"Learn to ride a bike from tonight!" My dad said to me, in an indisputable tone.

I vaguely agreed, and waited for my dad to start pedaling.

My dad was still chattering: "Don't be reluctant, do you think any teenager can't ride a bicycle now?" It turns out that your mother and I are worried about your body, but now that we have such a spiritual bodhisattva in our family, you can start doing many things. ”

A lot of things? As soon as I heard this, I sighed in my heart, it seems that my dad doesn't know what moth is going to come out again.

"What are you looking at?" I suddenly heard my dad say this, and when I turned my head, Feng Zhigang was standing not far from the front left side of the bike, staring at us.

Feng Zhigang is a typical precocious maturity, so the pimples on his face are also born prematurely, a fourth-grade child, but he has a face full of oily horizontal flesh, and the pimples on the horizontal flesh are dotted, just like the surface of the moon.

When I saw him staring at me with a gloomy face, I was startled and immediately looked away.

My dad got on the bike and slowly got on the road, walking and looking back at Feng Zhigang, only to see that he was still standing there, not moving.

My dad said to himself, "This kid is sick, isn't he? Why do you keep staring at us? ”

I sat down in the back and said softly, "He is Feng Zhigang." ”

When my dad heard this, he said disapprehantly, "Oh, it turns out that this kid was the one who beat you yesterday!" Seeing that there are adults here, he doesn't dare to do anything, right? It's okay, isn't it just a little stronger than you? We are now offering the Bodhisattva at home, you listen to me, exercise well, and go back and clean him up! ”

Later, what my dad said, I didn't remember a word, I only had one question in my heart, I vomited on him in the morning, what should I do in the afternoon?

When I got home, I went straight to the back room, wanting to recite the various spells used in the drawing talismans copied at Dr. Yin's house, but the moment I opened the door of the back room, the scene inside the house scared me so much that I peed my pants.

I don't know if you have ever experienced that kind of sudden fright, for example, in a very quiet place, someone suddenly speaks, or you are waiting for the elevator, you expected no one in the elevator, but as soon as the door opened, you walked in without thinking, only to find that there was a big man standing inside... I opened the door without any preparation, and I wanted to get back to bed and rest, but I paid the price of a pair of pants for my carelessness.

The statue of the Three Saints of the West hanging in my room is in an extremely strange condition: the painting originally painted three images of Amitabha Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Dashi Zhi Bodhisattva, and now, although these three images are still well preserved in the painting, but from each image a thin piece of paper like a phantom, as if each image in this portrait was cut along the outline with scissors and then bent out, each phantom corresponding to each image, they are half-bent over, their heads stretched out to the fruit bowl on the table, all the same, Sometimes swaying from side to side, sometimes bouncing up and down, as if sucking something!

My heart seemed to stop beating for a moment from the sudden fright of this ecstasy scene, and after a scream, I wet my pants. (To be continued.) )