"Ah, there are people again, so you must be the king of the realm, right?"

Sun Wukong looked at the realm king who appeared and said excitedly, it was a pet just now, this must not be a pet, right?

The King of the Realm coughed: "Ahem, that's right, I'm the King of the Realm, what are you looking for me?" ”

"Can you teach us to practice, we want to cultivate with you, we want to become stronger!"

Sun Wukong's directness made the king of the realm stunned, even Wei Ziqing was stunned, how could anyone be so direct, as soon as he opened his mouth, he said that he wanted the other party to teach and learn. Burn? Wen?? ???． ｒ?ａ?ｎ?? ｅ?ｎａ`ｃｏｍ

But something happened that made Wei Ziqing's jaw drop, and the king of this realm actually nodded: "Yes, but you have to go through the trial, or I won't teach you!" ”

This...... So easy to talk to?

Wei Ziqing was stunned, the king of this realm agreed so easily, there is a problem, there is a problem!

Was that trial difficult?

Absolutely, that's right!

Wei Ziqing thought in his heart, and couldn't help but ask, "Excuse me, what is the trial?" ”

Sun Wukong also looked at the king of the realm with a serious face, his trial should be difficult, right?

"No, no, let's not talk about these ...... yet"

The King of the Realm stretched out his finger, shook it, and approached Wei Ziqing and Sun Wukong: "Don't you think, the joke just now is funny?" ”

It's a good joke to think of his pet Barbrus as the king of the world.

Monkey King: "......"

Wei Ziqing: "......"

The two looked at each other, jokes? Did the king of this realm tell a joke just now?

"Lord of the Realm, did you just tell a joke?"

King of the World: "......"

The king of the realm had a black line on his face, cold sweat left on his face, and he coughed awkwardly: "Mmmm, you may have been too nervous just now, so you didn't pay attention, well, it must be like this, it's really hopeless!" ”

Shaking his head in disappointment: "Okay, I'll give you some special jokes!" ”

"Jingle bell, jingle bell...... Pick up the mic, hey? Feed? No one is talking on the other end of the phone, hahahaha, hahahaha......"

The king of the realm was talking and gesturing, as if he was really on the phone, and in the end, he covered his stomach and laughed.

Monkey King: "......"

Wei Ziqing: "......"

"Haha, this joke is amazing, hahaha......"

The corners of Wei Ziqing's mouth twitched, this is a joke?

Why does the King of the Realm look so stupid?

Yes, stupid, he had to say, it was the only word he could describe.

"Jokes? What kind of joke, did you tell a joke just now? ”

King of the World: "......"

"Forget it, don't talk about it, you don't have a sense of humor, and you don't understand what you say, but in this case, your trial will be difficult!"

The king of the realm felt that if he continued, it would be an insult to him, so it was better not to say it well.

Wei Ziqing and Sun Wukong's faces became extremely serious, is this world king finally going to be serious?

"We're ready, please!"

"Tell jokes, make me laugh, the trial is over, I'll teach you, otherwise, you can leave, your brains are turning too slowly, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's ......a pity."

Burst!

Hearing this, Sun Wukong and Wei Ziqing almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.

This...... This is the trial of the king of the realm?

Tell him a joke? Didn't they hear it right?

But looking at the realm king's serious appearance, how do Wei Ziqing and Sun Wukong think, this is not like a joke.

"But you know, you can't make me laugh with a normal joke!"

The King of the Realm said with a serious face.

Sun Wukong broke out in a cold sweat.

The corners of Wei Ziqing's mouth twitched.

It's okay to ask them to fight, but to tell jokes, this is definitely the biggest torture for them, Wei Ziqing admits that he can't tell jokes, because he has never heard of it at all.

"It seems that you can't do it, so let's go back obediently!"

Seeing that the two of them were silent with black lines on their faces, the king of the realm said lightly.

Sun Wukong clenched his fists, clenched his teeth, and said cautiously: "Cotton...... The quilt flew away......"

Thundered......

Wei Ziqing's whole person was sluggish, this ...... Is this a joke?

But the next scene almost made Wei Ziqing collapse, only to see that when the king of the realm heard this, the whole person was frightened in place, covering his mouth tightly, trembling all over, and he couldn't hold back a smile: "Cotton...... Quilt Fly ...... Flew away......"

Got a play?

Sun Wukong's face was overjoyed, and he was almost a little bit: "The stupid cat is asleep!" ”

Whining......

The King of the Realm can't help it!

"The pencil head is bald!"

"Hahaha, hahaha!"

The King of the Realm finally couldn't help but laugh out loud, laughing so much that tears came out.

Wei Ziqing stood in place in a daze, his mouth was big, this ...... Is this really a joke?

Did you not wake up? Or is it that the king of this realm has reached a certain level of mental retardation, otherwise, he would laugh so exaggerated at such an embarrassing joke?

"You must not be an ordinary person, you are a professional, otherwise how could you tell such a funny joke!"

The King of the Realm wiped his tears and looked at Sun Wukong, his eyes full of appreciation: "Okay, you passed, I will teach you to cultivate!" ”

As he spoke, he looked at Wei Ziqing: "What about you, what are your jokes?" ”

"Wei Ziqing, come on, you will definitely do it!" Sun Wukong looked at Wei Ziqing excitedly, he is so powerful, he can definitely do it!

Wei Ziqing: "......"

The corners of his mouth twitched.

Yes? Walk a yarn!

How could you possibly tell jokes yourself.

But it's not okay not to tell jokes, isn't this just a direct pull that can't be cultivated.

No, you must think about it, Sun Wukong's cold jokes are so happy that the king of the world laughs so happily, so if you think about it yourself, you should be able to make him laugh.

Wei Ziqing was in a cold sweat, and his mind kept flying.

A second, a minute, ten minutes passed.

Seeing that Wei Ziqing hadn't come up with it for so long, the Realm King said with some disappointment: "It seems that you can't do it, since that's the case......"

"You...... You're not wearing pants! ”

Burst!

Sun Wukong squirted out directly with a mouthful of saliva!

The king of the world only felt that the whole world suddenly became blank, and only this one sentence kept echoing in his mind, and the whole person stood in place in a daze, unable to say a word.

No...... Isn't it possible?

Looking at Sun Wukong and the appearance of the king of the realm, Wei Ziqing's heart suddenly sank, sure enough, he still can't tell jokes, this joke feels more scum than Sun Wukong?

Just when Wei Ziqing was disappointed.

"Hahahaha! No, no, I'm going to die laughing, who came to save me, even said I didn't have pants, hahaha, hahaha......"

Jiewang fell to the ground and laughed, and kept hanging to the ground, as if he was crazy, laughing so much that tears and saliva came out.

Monkey King: "......"

Wei Ziqing: "Is your joke really that powerful?" ”

But I was also relieved in my heart, and it seemed that I had succeeded.

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