What is unparalleled in the world, what is called the eight directions to come to the court, what is called gold bottle and jade brew.

Tonight's Aerospace Helicarrier has a good interpretation.

The earth-shattering music rang out for a full number of miles, and the entire deck of the mothership was filled with the mellow aroma of wine.

Those dazzling colorful lights swept in all directions, moving singing voices, and swaying dances will never be absent on the stage tonight.

Bank drank alone, 10,000 people got drunk, and under the mothership, the people of Manhattan fully displayed the word crowd.

They raised their arms high, echoing the joy that came from above, as if it was about to pierce the sky, and kept shouting and waving.

People involuntarily pass the wine through their throats, but the surging in their hearts gushes out.

Between this in and out, most people are so drunk.

The feast on the helicarrier has gradually come to an end.

The well-known host walked on the stage, and he smiled and said, "Look, our security guard has drunk too much, I heard that he drinks alien wine?" ”

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, but after reacting instantly, they all looked at Bank, and the camera brother also pointed the camera at this "security guard".

Yes, security, guarding the door for the whole world, isn't that the world's first-class security?

It seems that after today, Bank will have another nickname that is popular and ridiculed by people all over the world.

At this time, Banker hung up the phone drunk, as for whose phone it is, of course it's Siri's, how can that girl be dead, the earth's holographic projection equipment is not popular, she can only continue to deliver her request in this way, when Bank is drunk.

This kind of foolish spirit of moving mountains, Banker also has some respect (in fact, he drank too much), but just now, Banker agreed to her request......

Bank, who hung up the phone, raised the wine jug in his hand and said to the host: "This security captain, I drank frozen spirits that have been brewed for 30,000 years, and the captain took a sip and vomited over there, do you want to have some too?" ”

When everyone heard this, they all laughed, including the host.

One is because of Bank's self-deprecation, and the other is that the moment his words landed, there was a camera brother who turned the camera to the captain in the corner.

Rogers was leaning against the wall at the moment, his face was the color of pig liver, and suddenly heard Bank taunting him, he immediately forced his waist to straighten up, trying to make himself look normal, just looking at that awkward look, how to look far-fetched.

The appearance of the American spirit is really groundbreaking, so people have taken out their mobile phones and gave him the respect of his fame......

The captain's face is dark, but tonight's protagonist is not him.

I saw that the host also teased the American team painlessly: "Look at our American spirit, it turns out that he can get drunk, but the Avengers are like this, they are by our side, protecting us at all times, in fact, they are the same as us, and in a powerful body, an ordinary person lives in it...... I still remember how Bank was caught in the bureau for drunk driving. ”

It's good that he didn't say this, but as soon as he said this, the bureau of a certain traffic police brigade exploded.

"Johnson, I used to like this host, but why did he mention this?! I'm afraid the security captain won't remember us?! "A traffic cop blew up.

Other colleagues chimed in:

"The road turns dark."

"Pink turns black."

"Fuck you, aren't the traffic cops human? How to look at this Johnson and how to hate. ”

"Captain...... Take the handle off the gun......"

These are all hiccups that don't stop most people from laughing.

Seeing Johnson's words, he said again: "You're all laughing, is it only I don't think it's funny?" is such a hero, but he was cut off by the gate he guarded five thousand light years, five thousand light years, for me, that is a distance longer than life and death. ”

"But the good thing, it's just a century of jokes that Bank has played on us, yes, he's back, but no one is going to accuse him of pranks, because ...... It's good for you to come back, really, we miss you so much. ”

"Tsk, I remember I was an entertainment host, right? Why is it the same as the Führer's possession today? I think you've all said it in your hearts countless times, so I'm not going to talk about it here. ”

"We've got our security captain right now, Bank. Lanroester, come up and tell us how he taught those alien bastards five thousand light-years away! Please. ”

When the audience heard this, they all cheered and turned their eyes to the drunken Bank.

When Banker heard this, he was also stunned, because there was no rehearsal in advance, and he didn't know that he would have a speech on stage.

Watching the fierce hugs of the crowd, Bank took a microphone and said to Johnson on the stage: "Aren't you afraid that I won't let you get off the stage?" ”

Johnson was not afraid of boiling water, raised his eyebrows and said: "Yes buddy, you can choose to let me not get off the stage, this is your right, but this didn't happen, did it?" ”

Banker walked up to the stage with a smile and a bottle in his hand, he waved Johnson off the stage, then turned to look at the audience and said:

"Ah, the show is almost over, so I was called up, I forgot the lines and bridges I thought of, how can you let me brag......"

Looking at the smiling faces of the audience, Bank continued: "Didn't Johnson tell me about being in outer space? …… I was holding a hundred thousand feet of endless light in my hand, as far as the eye could see, full of people, my eyes were like electricity, containing the surging power of the stars, just when a mothership was about to hit me, I tapped the gun in my hand, and with a shot of the mystical secret technique of cutting down the stars, the mothership was stabbed into pieces. ”

"By the way, that mothership is a hundred times bigger than the one under your feet, but in an instant, it has become cosmic garbage, and my Demon God's wings are rolling wildly, directly turning the alien warship within a radius of 9,000 kilometers upside down, and the sun and moon are gone."

"Finally, a Zetari king named Thanos appeared, who had come from a few light-years away to save his army, but it was too late, and by the time he saw me, I didn't have a complete starship around me."

"He and I went from the frozen planet to the blazing star, and we beat the star out of a sea of magma and fire 100,000 feet high, and finally on the white dwarf, we decided the winner, I cut off his head and threw it into the black hole...... Victory in this battle~"