Chapter 496: An Egg

"Although our family is not a member of the imperial examination, but if you want to write a thesis on Taowu strategy and statecraft, astronomy and geography, it is a hundred times stronger than those dull old eight stocks."

Ma Li sat on the ground, plucked a grass and put it in his mouth: "Oh, if you don't pass the exam to join the court, you will cut Gildang's gelding." In order to eat a mouthful of imperial food, you don't even want your life, are you still a man? ”

"You, you fart." Li Lianxi's old face was twisted together, "We still have an egg at home!" ”

Ma Li continued to prick its heart: "There is a way, but a forest cannot be made by a single tree. You only have a single egg, not even a single tree, how can you create a man? Unfilial piety has three nos, you are really unfilial. ”

Li Lianxi blushed and said angrily: "Release, let go of your big bullshit!" You fool who only uses allusions indiscriminately! Mencius's original words were, 'There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is greater.' Shun married without telling him, and he had no queen. ’”

"It's about Shun marrying a wife without telling his parents, and he didn't fulfill his responsibilities as a descendant. This 'no queen' is about the responsibility of children not only for future generations! Can you stupid maggot not misinterpret! ”

It didn't wait for Ma Li's rebuttal, and continued to be sarcastic: "I think back then, when our family spoke, those civil officials could only bow their heads and listen. You maggots who don't understand literature and history and only know bullshit, how can you have the face to talk to our family. Who gave you courage? ”

"Liang Jingru." Ma Li spit out the grass in his mouth, "You, a rotten old feudal, shouldn't know Lord Liang." ”

"Why don't we know, Ang? She's a songwriter! "The current Li Lianxi is like a dry powder keg, just a little bit. No matter what Ma Li says, he has to compete for the top.

Of course, it may also be because of Ma Li's cheap expression and tone, which provoked its ignition.

On the Four Books and Five Scriptures, it is a hundred times stronger than Ma Li, but Ma Li has no sense of shame in these aspects. So much so that the more it corrects Ma Li's mistakes, the more it feels like it's on fire. It's like a punch on cotton, completely unskilled.

The sense of superiority was not found, but was forced by Ma Li's cheapness to become angry, angry and angry, and his heart was like numbness......

"Paralysis! If you believe it again, our family will swallow you alive! ”

"Isn't it disgusting to swallow maggots?" Ma Li calmly accepts the identity of "maggot" and fights back.

"You, you ......" Li Lianxi was choked and the corners of her mouth were crooked, "Our family has opened their eyes today, and they understand what it means to be invincible." ”

"When the water is clear, there are no fish." Ma Li suddenly changed his humble style to solemnity, "Master Li may have done a lot of things that the world thinks are traitors, but in fact, it is for the sake of the community." ”

Originally, Li Lianxi's face was full of folds than the potholed roads that had not been maintained for more than ten years.

But when it heard Makasa's words, its face suddenly stretched out and flattened its folds.

The speed of ironing is like the leader of the place where the pothole road belongs, and when he learns that the higher-level leader is going to come to inspect, he works overtime to pave the road surface regardless of manpower and material resources. What a quick word.

"It makes sense, our family has always done things for ......" Li Lianxi paused, "What you just said seems to be a little wrong." ”

"Master Li thinks too much." Ma Kasa got up from the ground and bowed slightly, "I can explain the reason for your unfair treatment with a wise saying. ”

Li Lianxi was a little worried: "Is it Lu Xun Baiyansong and others again?" If it's them, forget it. ”

"It's not them. The saying is that the more capable people are, the more they will be picked, and only those who do not work will not make mistakes. ”

Li Lian closed her eyes and pondered for a while, and when she opened her eyes again, her eyes were full of appreciation.

"Yes, our family is that capable person who has done countless practical things for the community. And those who are juggling right and wrong, leading the people to nest in the small black house, staring at the matters promulgated by our family to find loopholes. ”

"Our family thought that our family's exhaustion would make the dung scoop happy, who would have thought that the dung scoop would punish our family for picking bones with pickled eggs." 'Capable and wrong' is a true portrayal of our family as a courtier. You maggot......"

It slammed its mouth and said, "You are a descendant, although your belly is full of straw bales, but you are an understanding person. ”

The flower field sitting in the car is a little hairy.

What is the little one doing? Let him anger Li Lianxi, why did he make a sycophant? I guess I slapped him in the head and made him stupid.

Li Lianxi looked at Ma Li, and the more she looked at it, the more she liked it.

Although the mouth of this posterior is a little cheap, his heart is open. Staying by my side in the future, our family will not be lonely.

Ma Li's more he looked at Li Lianxi, the more relieved he became.

Apparently, the gelding thought I was on his side. Very good! The most hurtful words always come from the people closest to them. I'm laying the groundwork, spreading it to its heart, and then piercing its heart!

"Master Lee." Ma Kasa clenched his fists.

"Please." Li Lianxi's tone was a little expectant.

"I've heard that you've been there, you're ......," Ma Li's expression was embarrassed.

"But it doesn't hurt to say it, you don't have to be taboo."

"Yes. You used to be a veteran Taoist, and when you ......" he spat again.

"Coated minions. What's so bad about that? When Li Lianxi said this, her old face was filled with a faint pride, "You modern people think that 'Baoyi' is a derogatory meaning, that is, you have not experienced that era and do not know the status of Baoyi." ”

"......?" How can a gelding be so calm? How can I use its minion identity to attack!

"Although there are many bastards in the chaos, the old Taoist is the only Ming Jun we have met in this life." Li Lianxi's tone was full of admiration and remembrance.

Ma Li was a little puzzled: "Uh, the dung scoop you are talking about is not the emperor of the mixed dynasty?" ”

"Hmph." Li Lianxi snorted coldly, "I'm talking about the emperor of the Sun and Moon Dynasty, and I'm the most ...... of ignorant maggots Powder, yes, is the most pink dynasty. ”

"Our family just did too much at that time, which led to rumors such as 'I only know that there is loyalty and honesty, but I don't know that there is an emperor'."

"Compared with the old Daoye, he really wants the city government and the five city mansions, and he has no means, not to mention the courage!"

I'm slering! Gelding, how many emperors have been slaves! However, he actually blacked the emperor of the Great Sun and Moon Dynasty and praised the old lady. Is it tolerable or unbearable!

But this is not the time yet, if I squirt, his anger value may not be able to meet the requirements of Granny Hua.

Ma Li's hat covered up the rising national dignity, and made a false accusation: "Lord Li's words are wrong. The ...... of the play in that box"

"Square box? You're talking about a TV. Our family has only lived for a long time, and we have not traveled from ancient times. Don't look down on our family. ”

Haven't I been distorted by your words! You'll be a doorman by then!

Ma Li reorganized his tone: "Don't look at the Internet is all anti-mixed with the sun and the moon, and drive away the tone of playing lo mein, in fact, it is a small number of people, and it is a non-mainstream idea." The most popular thing for our central Chinese people is the big mixed empire. ”

(End of chapter)