He Jiahui interrupted Ma's Chicken Soup: "Do you know why you have fewer friends? Without waiting for Mahata to answer, he replied to himself, "It's because you never say good things." Praising people is also harmful to people, and you are also the best. ”

Ma Li did not refute, but looked at him sincerely and said, "But every friend is a true friend. ”

He Jiahui couldn't stand Ma Li's sincere offensive, and shouted: "I'm afraid of you, I'll find someone to transport food to you now." ”

"I will ask the person in charge of the toad community to give you a certificate that you have provided us with food, and I believe that the city government will compensate you."

"No, buddy is not short of money. The little food I gave you is not worth half a cupboard of figures. He Jiahui is full of confidence.

"I'll feel sorry for your money?" Ma Li shook his head, "I want to give you the opportunity to fight for meritorious service." You detain people from the government's rescue team, especially during the floods, and you think you're in charge of the job and responsible? ”

"I wish I could go to jail and let the bastards of Xianhemen go in a hurry." He Jiahui looked out the window, "Here I can pretend to be a ruler and command my subordinates to act according to the rules of my game." But as long as I show signs of escape, they will be the minions of the Crane Gate and will take me back. You know why? ”

"They are all followers of the Crane God?" Ma Li had heard rumors that the believers of the Crane Gate were extremely religious.

"No, it's money! Their salaries were all paid by the elders of the Immortal Crane Gate. Their job is to spy on me, and by the way, play role-play with me, a person who will never be on the screen. Those old horsemen were just going to treat me like a retard. "He Jiahui's movements and expressions are very exaggerated, as if he is performing a stage play.

At this moment, there was another commotion outside the window, and he quickly transformed from a frustrated prince to a majestic king, and scolded, "You have succeeded in annoying me, and the flames will consume everything." There was no chicken thighs for dinner today. ”

When he turned around, he saw Ma Li's serious face, "Although this game is quite mentally retarded, you seem to be enjoying it." ”

“……”

Three minutes later, He Jiahui, who had regained his sense of kingship, went downstairs with Ma Li.

Five men with hoods and purple armbands on their arms stood up and stood at the round table of the parliament when they saw them.

"Glory to my king. Now that the actor is resting, let's continue to discuss the distribution of survivors' materials in District 1. Some people want to continue the topic just now, but some people are suspicious and have doubts about Ma Li's identity: "Race does not mean honor, I have seen noble muscular men and despicable Sven people. Whose subordinate are you, and why have I never seen you? ”

As soon as Ma Li wanted to say that he was Director Zhao's subordinate, he saw He Jiahui secretly waving at him.

One pointed to the doubter and said, "Do you want to be a frog?" Can you question the person who can walk side by side with the actor? ”

"Time is money, my friend. Don't waste your precious parliamentary time. "Someone started banging on the table.

"Bang", a rough palm slammed on the table, "The knife cuts the body, the heart cuts the soul." If you can't talk about it, just do it! ”

He Jiahui pulled Mara away from the five parliamentarians and whispered: "Major proposals need to be approved by the parliament, and after they have quarreled, I will start the proposal." ”

The corners of Ma Li's mouth began to twitch: "Aren't you a ruler?" Do you want to do something with their consent? Don't indulge in the second world anymore, okay! Time is money, man. ”

"You learn quickly, and you deserve to be a talent from the 1234567 performance club." He Jiahui gave Ma Li an approving look, "Please put down the corners of your mouth and complain later." These five are the elders' henchmen, and I am the powerless puppet head, so it is now a parliamentary constitutional monarchy. The delivery of supplies can only be implemented after they have always agreed. ”

Looking at the five people who were arguing with each other, Ma Li felt a headache: "I think they have completely entered the role of a councilor, and they know that the more fierce they scold in the parliament, the more reasonable they say, and the second middle school is really regardless of age." How long are they going to quarrel? ”

"It's all old guys, and they won't be arguing for long."

The five-member group quickly ran out of breath as if they were affirming He Jiahui's words, and sat down in their chairs.

"Next, it's my turn." He Jiahui's momentum changed sharply, his hands pressed on the round table, and he said calmly: "When the heavy snow falls, the cold wind blows. Lone wolves die, and wolves live ......"

Ma Li's mouth was tightly closed, and he couldn't hold back the complaints that were about to come out. Thank you for not saying winter is coming, Ned Stark, or I really can't help it.

"Everyone here knows that the closest resettlement area to us is the toad community. Now our suffering compatriots are really suffering from hunger because of someone's bad decision. Can we, as leaders in counting money, stand idly by? ”

A leader in counting banknotes? President, why do you add funny ingredients to your righteous and awe-inspiring words! No, I'm going to hold back! Although the horse's cheeks were bulging, he still held back.

"So, I propose to provide food to the toad resettlement area free of charge."

It's a toad community resettlement area, not a toad resettlement area, my comic president!

"People don't do it for themselves, I oppose it!"

"Heaven and earth are destroyed, I am against it!"

"People die for money, I am against it!"

"Birds forget for food, I am against it!"

The opposition of the parliamentarians did not surprise Ma Li. After all, before using your brain, you should oppose it first, so as to conform to the style of the council. But there was one person who didn't say anything.

The last councillor scratched his ears and cheeks through the hood: "People, people...... I hate idiom solitaire, I don't play anymore, I'm against it anyway. ”

Ma Li couldn't laugh or cry, and he was still opposing for the sake of opposition.

He Jiahui retreated to Ma Li's side and shouted to the council: "Give me your reasons!" ”

Five, you look at me, I look at you, and they don't speak.

"They didn't speak, so they agreed to your proposal?" Ma Li grabbed a green apple and began to nibble on it.

He Jiahui picked up a wooden board and blocked it in front of him: "No." It's the eve of the storm, and when councillors can't say their reasons for their opposition, they ......"

"Whoa," someone pulled aside the papers on the table and touched the arm of the other person, "brighten your dog's eyes." The person who was touched by the document picked up the chair and smashed the other person, but he didn't want the latter to dodge the chair and hit the third person's head.

"You're going to pay the price!" The smashed man stood up, picked up the ink on the table and threw it at the person who was picking up the chair. The uncovered ink flew in mid-air, splashing on the faces of the other two councillors who had not joined the battle.

Eventually, a group of councillors began to scuffle, and from time to time some books and pens flew to Ma Li's side, all of which were blocked by Ho Ka-fai's planks.

Ma Li threw the apple core into the trash: "After they finish fighting, will they agree to your proposal?" ”

"After the fight, they will forget what I just proposed."

It's almost September, can I request tickets in advance?

(End of chapter)