"You"

Qiu Wenjiao drank and reached out to grab Zhang Wei's shoulder. It's so fast that it's very humanly able to stop. If there is no accident, Zhang Wei is very likely to repeat the mistake just now.

"Slow"

Gao Yi casually stretched out his hand, and easily blocked Qiu Wen's hand back.

"Boss"

Qiu Wen pursed her ruddy cherry mouth, she was obviously teaching a lesson to a person who did not respect the god of food, but the boss turned his elbow outside.

Gao Yi didn't look at her, and said to Zhang Wei with a calm expression: "My egg fried rice has three flavors, the first is the fragrance, anyone can smell it, the second is the smell, you can smell it when you eat it, and the third is the real fragrance of the egg fried rice, which lingers in the intestines for seven days, and has an endless aftertaste." ”

"Seven days around the intestines, endless aftertaste"

Suddenly, the look of disgust on Zhang Wei's face disappeared, replaced by a blurry expression, as if he were in another world.

In fact, it is true, Zhang Wei uncontrollably fantasized that he was running on the beach wearing a light veil, and the cells in his whole body seemed to be liberated at this moment.

It can be said that after living for so many years, Zhang Wei produced this kind of head-to-toe ease for the first time.

"Wake up"

Suddenly, a slightly shrill voice forcibly brought Zhang Wei out of the illusion.

This is like a person who has not yet entered the time of the sage, and is suddenly interrupted by someone, resulting in heartfelt unhappiness, and not looking for a person to give a meal is not enough to vent the dissatisfaction in his heart.

"What are you doing, Ba Po"

Zhang Wei clenched his fists and glared at Qiu Wen hatefully, if he didn't care about the other party's strength and ignorance, he would definitely do it.

"Who do you call Ba Po"

Qiu Wen reached out his slender little hand with a slippery surface, grabbed Zhang Wei's neckline, and directly lifted Zhang Wei's not thin body.

A petite wonderful man, a slightly blessed adult man, in contrast, is very obvious, if people outside see this scene, they must be incredible.

"Put Me Down"

Zhang Wei didn't panic too much, during this time, he kept encountering bizarre events, which made him accustomed to abnormal things.

"Hmph"

Qiu Wen shook it casually, and poor Zhang Wei was thrown out like a sandbag.

After all, he is an ordinary person, Zhang Wei scolded his mother in pain.

"I still want to be beaten"

Like a powder keg that explodes at one point, Qiu Wen teleported over and stepped on Zhang Wei's chest.

"Ah, no, don't scold"

Thinking that if he continued to push hard, he might be beaten to death, Zhang Wei decisively coaxed.

"Count you as acquaintances"

Qiu Wen stopped and stepped aside.

Gao Yi, who had been watching from the sidelines, came over and wanted to help Zhang Wei up, but was rejected by the latter.

"No, I'll get up on my own"

Zhang Wei slowly got up from the ground, leaned on the table and chair, and barely stood still.

"I apologize for what happened just now, and I will give you the medical expenses and mental loss later."

Gao Yi said apologetically.

Zhang Wei was about to take the opportunity to blackmail the other party, but suddenly found that all the pain on his body had disappeared. In an instant, Zhang Wei came back to his senses, this person who is probably also a person with a great background, no worse than Xu Si before.

Worried about angering the other party, Zhang Wei pretended to wave his hand generously and said: "It's okay, I'm also at fault, I shouldn't scold people"

"How can this work" Gao Yi looked at Qiu Wen and said sternly: "Don't apologize to the guests yet." ”

Qiu Wen didn't move, and he didn't speak.

Zhang Wei, who was completely conscious, knew that this was not a place to stay for a long time, so he deliberately diverted the topic and said: "Boss, your egg fried rice doesn't look very good, and it doesn't taste very good, but when you taste it, you are alone in the world, and you admire and admire." ”

"This is triple egg fried rice"

Gao Yi responded with a smile, as if he had forgotten about making Qiuwen apologize.

"Ahem, the meal has been eaten, so I won't bother you about your birthday"

Zhang Wei took the opportunity to leave.

The lesson of almost dying at Zhang Ke and Xu Si's house last time, he always remembers it. I don't want to repeat the mistakes of the past.

"This is just the beginning, let's try the second course"

Gao Yi turned around and went into the back kitchen again.

Qiu Wen went outside.

Zhang Wei waited for a while, began to observe the surroundings, and soon found something unusual, only through a layer of opaque glass, there was no smell of oil smoke at all, which was completely incredible.

Boom ...... There was a sound of chopping vegetables.

Somehow, Zhang Wei felt as if the knife was cutting a certain part of his internal organs.

After about fifteen minutes, Gao Yi came out with a plate of steaming fried pork liver, which was different from just now, the color was ruddy and the sauce was fragrant.

Zhang Wei just took a sip, and the whole person was crispy.

"What kind of liver is this, smelling it, it makes people feel like it's going to float."

"Bear liver"

Gao Yi said half-jokingly.

"You're really good at laughing"

Zhang Wei picked up the chopsticks, pinched a piece, put it in his mouth, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, thought of a terrible thing, and put the liver back again.

"How?"

Gao Yi looked at Zhang Wei puzzled.

"My stomach is a little uncomfortable, maybe it's gastroenteritis."

Zhang Wei clutched his stomach and frowned.

"Take a bite, maybe it won't hurt"

Gao Yi said with a smile.

Zhang Wei picked up a piece of liver again, brought it to his mouth, and put it back again.

"No, I really can't stand the pain"

The smile on Gao Yi's face disappeared little by little, as if he had lost his patience.

Zhang Wei felt bitter in his heart, picked up a piece of liver for the third time, put it to his mouth, and suddenly said with a strange face: "Why did it stink?" ”

Gao Yi's reaction was bigger than Zhang Wei's, and his face was shocked.

"What do you say, you smell the second smell?"

"It does stink, I don't lie to you"

It was a casual remark, but the effect was unexpected, Zhang Wei hit the snake with the stick.

"The system said that the person who can smell the second smell directly is the one who came to kill me, since you have found the door, I will not hide it, do it!"

Gao Yi's whole temperament changed, and the cold murderous aura filled the entire house.

Zhang Wei, confused!

"If you don't do it, are you waiting for me to strike first?"

Gao Yi made a move, and a boning knife less than a foot long appeared in his hand, and the awe-inspiring cold air on it made people feel cold.

"I feel like I need to explain!"

Zhang Wei was about to cry.

"Little brother, how did you know I was here?"

Akiwen's joyful voice came from outside.

Gao Yi put down the boning knife in his hand and looked outside, where a young Taoist priest who was as handsome and graceful as him was talking to Qiu Wen.

"Dao Chief, save me"

Zhang Wei let out a cry of surprise for the rest of his life.

Squeak, the door was pushed open. Chu Feng and Qiu Wen walked in side by side, like a pair of golden boys and girls.

"Zhang Wei, why are you back here!"

Chu Feng didn't expect Zhang Wei to be here, it seems that every time something happens, this kid will be there.

"Dao Chief, he, he ......"

Halfway through his words, Zhang Wei suddenly thought of a question, if Daoist Chu was not this Gao Yi's opponent and tore his face, it would be over.

"What's wrong?"

Chu Feng showed an inquiring gaze.