"How do you explain this?"

Han Yan picked up the phone and handed it to Wu Fan.

Campus network front page headlines:

"Brother Scum" pedals two boats and has two school flowers!

Wu Fan was frightened!

The reporter of this column practiced in the morning and accidentally found an amazing scene, the school flower Shiqi and the mysterious man were dating late at night, suspected of being the "scumbag brother" Wu Fan who had just become popular on the campus network......

High-resolution photos are attached.

A man forcibly took a beautiful girl paper into his arms...

It was Wu Fan and Shiqi...

Wu Fan's brain was blank, and there was an instant lack of oxygen...

It's hateful, it seems that celebrities are really hard, there are paparazzi everywhere...

"Daughter-in-law, it's not what you think..."

"You bastard,

bastard

...

Contemporary Chen Shimei,

Ancient Edison Chen...

In vain I have a hard time,

Help you make up for your lessons,

Borrow your lap to sleep,

Thought you had been studying all night,

But you went to take my sister...,

Break up, break up...... Woooooooooooo ”

Hanyan pear blossoms bring rain, crackling and crying...

"Daughter-in-law, goose... Goose... Goose...... That, you're wrong, Guanxi brother is modern..."

"What? What the? Am I wrong? Where did I go wrong? You are looking for flowers and willows, and you are strong with people, but I am wrong... Divorce..."

"Tongjian?"

"Divorce?"

Wu Fan was stunned.

Where is this, Wu Fan's head is not enough.

A woman's brain hole is really big, and the more beautiful a woman is, the bigger her brain!

"Daughter-in-law, wronged, more wronged than Dou E... Here's how it happened, it's so... So... That's what happened..."

Wu Fan explained.

"Nonsense comes as soon as you open your mouth, with your plastic physique, can you beat the skin and silver?"

Han Yan's cheeks were puffing out with anger and glaring at Wu Fan.

"Daughter-in-law, you also saw it just now, how brave your husband is, taking the head of the army among the generals, like abusing a dog..."

"That's true, but I still don't believe it..."

Han Yan will be suspicious and wide-eyed!

"Sister Hanyan."

Another pleasant girl's voice.

Zhong Shiqi walked over and said to Han Yan.

"Thank you, Sister Shiqi, you are really well trained and trained such a powerful brother-in-law, it was he who saved me last night."

"Shiqi? Mighty? You guys... What did you do last night? ”

The anger in Han Yan's eyes was even stronger.

Shiqi told the story again, the same as what Wu Fan said.

Han Yan let out a sigh of relief, and could finally be sure that Wu Fan's chastity was still there.

But she didn't know that Wu Fan's first time had already been dedicated to the five-fingered girl!

"However, Sister Hanyan, I think my brother-in-law is a little distracted, you must be optimistic!"

Shiqi said with a smile.

"Sister Shiqi, how can you take revenge, how can you be like this! The next time you're frightened, I'm not responsible! ”

Wu Fan had an urge to cry.

I wanted to give up the whole forest for the sake of this big tree.

Now the tree is gone.

"Shiqi, let's go play, ignore this bastard!"

The two colonels left holding hands and laughing.

Wu Fan was left alone, messy in the wind.

Paralyzed, the fire is big, by the way, Lan Tao's matter is not over yet.

Infirmary.

The school doctor has simply treated Lan Tao's facial wound and hung up the hanging bottle.

"If you don't take revenge, you swear not to be a man!"

The corners of Lan Tao's mouth were hideous.

"Find someone to abolish this bastard one day!"

Gnash one's teeth.

………

"Revenge? Report the size of the nun's mother, so go naked three times first! ”

Wu Fan leaned against the door frame, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"Who do you think you are? Lao Tzu won't go, what can you do with me! ”

Lan Tao's eyes were full of anger with plasters on his face.

Wu Fan ignored it, turned on his phone, and chose the cow.

Milton: Famous German hypnotist.

Main Skill: Rapid Hypnosis.

Classic case 1: Within ten seconds, the leader of a terrorist organization surrendered and shocked the world;

Case 2: A business giant was once given up $20 billion in earnings.

Utility index: four stars.

That's you, dear Milton.

"Ding, the user has successfully selected the cow, please confirm!"

"Confirm."

Wu Fan's body shook, and he instantly possessed the ability of extreme hypnosis!

Wu Fan walked gently in front of Lan Tao.

"What the do you want to do?"

Lan Tao stared at Wu Fan.

"I... Want... Toward... You... Road... Deficient!

I... Want... Toward... You... Road... Deficient!

I... Want... Toward... You... Road... Deficient!

…………………………”

Wu Fan repeated this sentence slowly.

The eyes are facing each other.

In more than ten seconds, Lan Tao's eyes full of anger have become much gentler.

"I'm going, so easy? Is this hypnosis? Find a sister paper to try another day! ”

Wu Fan snickered.

"Three... Class... Basket... Ball... Obtain... victory

Three... Class... Basket... Ball... Obtain... victory

Three... Class... Basket... Ball... Obtain... Victory..."

Wu Fan repeated this sentence repeatedly.

Lan Tao has become wooden and sleepy.

"Damn, Milton, you're so hanging, thank you!"

Wu Fan's heart blossomed.

"You... Know... Road... Is it? ”

Wu Fan said slowly!

"Know... Road... Finish! ”

Lan Tao's consciousness is blurred!

"Know... Road... Miscellaneous... What... up"

"Three... Class... Obtain... Victory! ”

Lan Tao's eyes were vacant, and he replied mechanically.

"To celebrate the victory, I'm going to run naked!"

Wu Fan saw that Lan Tao was unconscious, and sped up his speech.

"To celebrate the victory, I'm going to run naked!"

Lan Tao stood up, like a zombie, without the slightest expression.

"I'm going to run 30 laps naked!"

Wu Fan smiled slightly.

"I'm going to run 30 laps naked!"

Lan Tao is still stereotypedly repeated.

"Go, go, go...!"

Wu Fan turned around and left, hiding his merit and fame.

……

"Urgent Notice: Attention Students!"

Suddenly, the campus radio began to play.

"This seems to be the voice of a scumbag."

Some classmates heard it.

"In the basketball game that just ended, the first class won with a score of 113:2, Lan Tao kept his promise and decided to run naked for 30 laps, please prepare your mobile phones to record this historic moment!"

"It's the voice of the scumbag."

"What's going on?"

"Is this true?"

"Isn't it three laps naked? How did it become 30 laps! ”

"Let's just come out and see!"

………

People from all walks of life... Rush to the basketball court.

"Here we go!"

Someone said.

I saw Lan Tao slowly walking towards the basketball court from the direction of the infirmary.

I don't have an inch in my body...

A hanging bottle in his right hand.

"I'll it, it's really naked!"

No one believed it would happen.

"Brothers and sisters, old and young masters, ladies and pillows, pick up your mobile phones, take pictures, videos, walk, one two three four, resist touching baby!"

Lan Tao began to run around the playground.

Shouting as he ran:

"To win, I'm going to run naked!"

Everyone's jaws dropped.

The students gathered on the playground and began to act.

They took out their mobile phones and recorded great moments!

Basically, male students are taking pictures and videos.

A few bold female classmates also clicked and clicked a few photos.

"I'll go, it's a good material for practicing the Sunflower Treasure Book, it's smaller than the one with silver wilted skin!"

Wu Fan shook his head with a smile!

"Our flag flutters in the wind,

How majestic our steps are,

……

Like the mountain eagle that spreads its wings and flies,

Like the unstoppable flow of water,

……

We compete on the playing field;

……

Like the dragon fighting the wind and waves,

……

How majestic our steps are,

Rushing out of Asia to the world.... ”

The majestic athlete's march sounded, and Lan Tao shook the toothpick to the rhythm of the music, striding forward...

"Whether it's a man or a woman, you can't tell if you don't look closely!"

"Holding the grass, the rhythm of the toothpick shaking is surprisingly consistent with the rhythm of the music..."

A girl shouted.

"Where's the applause? Raise your hands for this daring man, his feat deserves any praise! ”

Wu Fan's voice came over the radio.

Immediately the applause shook the sky, and there was laughter...

"Although his development is not complete, his feat can be called a man, and once again give our hero a warm applause!"

Applause, cheers, boos, and whistles rushed in with the momentum of the Yellow River, shaking the land!

"Brother scum, it's too much!"

Someone shouted.

"Do you want to go a little more way?"

Wu Fan Dao!

"Yes, yes, yes, I want, I want... Official, I want ...! ”

Thousands of people echoed, and the momentum shook the sky.

"Let's cheer for our warriors, come on!"

"Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on..."

Come on, the sound of cheering is endless, resounding in the sky!

"Let's sing another song for the warriors, sing it with me!"

"Majestic, high-spirited,

Walk to the basketball court,

Play basketball, keep promises,

I'm a role model!

Qingbei good son,

Brother Tao is the strongest,

…………

Look at my mighty body,

A toothpick,

What's the matter?

…………

Majestic, high-spirited,

Around the basketball court.

There are wins and losses, and there are heavy commitments.

What's wrong with running naked?

……………”

Lan Tao was also infected by the music, and took a powerful step to sprint forward... Rounded the basketball court round and round...

Milton and Wu Fanbi are simply weak!

Wu Fan had hypnotized thousands of people in the entire playground at the same time.

The majestic and demonic song shook the earth and resounded in the sky.

Everyone went into a carnival mode.

………………

Hey, when you're tired, find a place to sleep and let them continue to toss.

Wu Fan walked out of the campus leisurely, feeling extremely comfortable.

……

Play two three four, collect, vote and go.

Brother Scumbag still said that if you increase your collection by 500 one day, you will never break your promise.