Chapter 307: Stupid Parents Picking Up Children
"Wow, am I that good?"
"Really? Can I fly to the sun in the future? ”
……
Clark cried out in surprise as he listened to Mo Tie talk about his superpowers.
A 7-year-old boy is just that, and he really can't be asked to listen to the story quietly.
"But, Dad, you said that ordinary people don't have the ability of me, am I not your son? You don't have the skills to do that. Clark asked innocently.
"Huh."
Mo Tie laughed, picked up Clark and flew into the sky.
"Ahh......h
When Clark reacted, he screamed happily, as excited as if it were the first time that a human had realized his dream of flying.
After flying around casually twice, Mo Tie landed on the lawn of the castle again, threw Clark onto the chaise longue, and said proudly: "How is it, do you still think that your father and I are an ordinary person?" ”
Clark was very excited in his heart, twisted himself on the recliner, stared at Mo Tie with a smile and said, "No, Dad, you are too powerful!" You are my God! ”
Mo Tie lay down again, brought a pair of sunglasses, pillowed his head with his hands, and said, "Little meaning, you can do it in the future." ”
"Dad, you know what? I thought you lied to me at first. Clark twisted twice, leaned on the recliner and looked at Mo Tie and said.
"Huh? Why? ”
"My classmates said that when they asked their parents how they came here, their parents said they were sent by God, or Santa Claus in his socks and hung on the fireplace. But we all know that a man and a woman can have a child together, not a man and God or Santa Claus. Clark said earnestly.
"That's why parents like to lie to their children, so they say that in order to make their children feel like a baby."
Mo Tie laughed: "Hahaha, who did you learn from as a little sociologist?" And it's time for you to wonder where you're coming from? ”
"That's what Sean in my class likes to say the most, his dream is to become the richest banker in New York, and he said that in order to achieve this dream, he must practice analyzing the adult world from an early age in order to make money from their pockets in the future." Clark said earnestly.
"Oh, so do you have any dreams? Clarke. Mo Tie asked with some curiosity.
"Me?" Clarke's brow furrowed, as if it was very difficult to answer the question, "I don't know, Dad. ”
"Do you have a favorite profession?" Mo Tie is good at inducing.
"Occupation...... I like cops, but I don't want to be cops, they look too fat. Clark said after a moment's thought.
"Hahaha......" Mo Tie admitted that he laughed. Clark went to an aristocratic school, and it was almost impossible to get in danger when he traveled back and forth between his villa and the school, so the patrolling policemen were as leisurely as blowing up balloons.
I wonder if Clark likes the laid-back smug of the police?
"Daddy, where am I from?"
"Hmm...... Your mom and Aunt Diana had dinner together that day, and they heard your cry in the trash can on the side of the road and picked it up. How's that, is this answer good? ”
Clark said with a bitter face: "Sean said that the parents who answered 'pick up the trash can' are fools. ”
"Hahaha......"
Children are like that, they tend to drift away from the topic, but Clark hasn't forgotten what he was about to say in the first place.
"Dad, since you didn't lie to me, why didn't you fly with me before?"
"Because you used to have a school bus to pick you up and drop you off from school, do you want me to fly you to school every day in the future? Don't you want to ride the school bus with your classmates? Mo Tie asked.
Clark thought about it, felt embarrassed to "betray" Sean's good friends, shook his head and said, "No need, I'd better take the school bus." ”
A few days later, Clark's eyes were "awakened" and he was able to make simple perspectives while he was concentrating, passing through thinner planks and plastic.
As he spends more time in the sun, the depth of perspective should also increase greatly in the future.
But he ran into a new problem.
One afternoon, Mo Tie was practicing calligraphy in the study, and Clark ran in and directly threw out a question:
"Dad, can I fight with my classmates?"
When Mo Tie heard this, the scene of Clark punching his classmate's head with a punch flashed in his mind, and the people around him were splashed with broken flesh and skull scum.
"Hmm...... If he bullies you, you can hit it. ”
Clark seemed to hear the unexpected answer, and was stunned: "But I have too much strength, I will beat him to death." ”
"Oh? Don't you want to kill him? Mo Tie asked, looking into Clark's eyes.
"Of course not. Even though he robbed us of the pitch, if we killed him, people would be too scared to play with me. Clark said worriedly.
"Then you just beat him up, beat him so that his nose is blue and his face is swollen, and he won't dare to rob your court next time." Mo Tie "pointed".
"But......" Clark whispered, bowing his head, "I can't control my strength, and it's easy to overdo it when I exert myself." ”
"That's easy, starting tomorrow, you get up an hour early and practice fighting with me." Mo Tie waved his hand and said nonchalantly.
So, Clark began to get up an hour early every morning and practice with Mo Tie on his own lawn.
Taking this opportunity, Mo Tie also tested the ability of Superman at different stages of growth.
It turns out that Clark's strength is similar to that shown in the movie "Superman: Man of Steel".
It's probably the bottom batch of all versions of Superman.
So far, Clark, who has been basking in the sun for almost eight years, has only a dozen tons of strength, and his defense far exceeds this number, and there is no thermal vision or freezing breath, and it has not been long since he woke up with a fluoroscopic X-ray.
Mo Tie put on his sunglasses for him, and still recognized that this was his own child.
According to the performance in the movie, Clark even gritted his teeth when he was an adult to support an offshore oil rig that collapsed with a maximum of 2,000 tons.
However, after he killed General Zod, he also had a footage of walking with a Burke-class destroyer stuck in the ice, which weighed about 9,000 tons, and at the same time encountered strong resistance to breaking the ice, showing that he had at least 10,000 tons of strength.
In other words, the power he has grown in less than two years after Zod's invasion of Earth will far exceed the power he has accumulated in the previous 33 years.
What a waste of talent.
In "Superman vs. Batman", there is a flashing scene, which is the newspaper on the wall that reads "Superman moves plates to stop the earthquake", and it is conservatively estimated that Clark has more than 10 million tons of power at this time.
Since the upper limit is there, Mo Tie is not welcome.
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