Chapter 16: King Kong is not bad

Seeing this, Shi Tao frowned slightly, and looked down, and there were many people on this floor who replied:

"Don't break King Kong? Haven't heard of it! ”

"Is this from the layer master YY?"

"Haha laughed to death, if you don't break the name of King Kong, it must have been made up by the layer master himself!"

"If you haven't heard it, check the information, don't take the ignorance show superiority!" (This is the layer master's reply to the questioner)

"I've heard of this, but it's been more than three hundred years, and even an endurance-type alien is long gone!"

"Impossible, it is recorded in the book that he has existed for at least a thousand years, and his appearance has not aged at all, and he must still be alive after only three hundred years!" (This is also the word of the layer master)

Below, there are more questions and abuses from other people to the layer master, and the layer master also sprays with them. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Honorary Professor of the Alien Association......" Shi Tao muttered the ID of this layer master, Yin Shuang stretched out his head: "So fascinated? See anything interesting? ”

Shi Tao raised his eyebrows: "It's nothing, it's just a little curious, by the way, how did you search just now, and ask a question by pressing it a few times with your finger?" ”

"Oh, that's pinyin typing, you certainly won't ...... Come, I'll give you a handwriting input method......" Yin Shuang began to teach Shi Tao to use computers and the Internet.

The weapons and equipment are there, the "library" is also there, and the next thing is the office location!

Yin Shuang didn't know about Yin Wanchou and Shi Tao's deal, but she also received the scheduling arrangement. It was not a matter of a day or two to demolish a regional office of the association, and after almost a week of preparation, Yin Shuang took Shi Tao back to Tiandu in the association's special car and came to the agreed Chengbei office.

Now the office supplies in the office have all been emptied, leaving only a large empty courtyard, which has pavilions and pavilions, carved beams and paintings, is quite well preserved, although there is no decoration, it looks quite magnificent.

"This seems to be the house of a wealthy merchant in the former dynasty, but later there was an accident in the family, and it fell into the hands of the association several times. Usually there are more than 20 people working here, but now there are only two of us, will it be a little deserted? Yin Shuang looked at the empty yard: "And it's not convenient to go home, it's more than a hundred kilometers away from the association!" ”

"Home? What kind of home do you go back to? Shi Tao replied without raising his head while holding the tablet to brush the forum: "We will live here after you, so many empty houses, enough to toss!" ”

"What did you say?" Yin Shuang's mouth was wide enough to swallow an egg, raised his finger and pointed at Shi Tao, and then pointed at himself: "You and I, two people, live here?" ”

Shi Tao nodded: "Is there any problem?" ”

Yin Shuang was messy in the wind, a truck drove to the door and stopped, and an agent in an association uniform jumped down and commanded a group of movers: "Come on, come on, this is it, unload everything into the yard!" ”

"Ah Fa?" Yin Shuang recognized the agent and walked over. Ah Fa saw Yin Shuang, wiped his sweat and smiled: "Xiaoshuang, everything has been moved, which house do you live in?" ”

"What's that?" Yin Shuang looked at the car, and saw that there were some sofas and wardrobes and other furniture on it, and they were very familiar...

"Isn't that mine?" Yin Shuang shouted: "Whoever allowed you to move, they all moved out for me!" ”

Ah Fa looked surprised: "It was ordered by the president, and he said that he would send it immediately...... Don't worry, I didn't turn over the things that were too private, and I moved them all over the box! ”

"President?!" Yin Shuang was completely messy, Ah Fa took out Yin Shuang's order, which said in black and white that Yin Shuang's dormitory at the headquarters of the association had been cancelled and arranged to live in the Chengbei Office instead, and there was also Yin Wanqiu's name seal and signature below......

Yin Shuang hurriedly took out her mobile phone and dialed the association's number, went to the corner to chatter, and ten minutes later, walked back with a depressed face: "How can this be, I feel abandoned by the world......"

"Pick a room!" Shi Tao leaned over: "How good is this, hundreds of years ago it was a luxurious mansion that countless people envied!" Staying here is cheaper for you! ”

Yin Shuang glared at Shi Tao, and finally sighed helplessly, looked up and swept across the wide courtyard, and finally pointed to a room that was pleasing to the eye: "Then it's it......"

Seeing that house, Shi Tao's eyes moved, and he stopped talking. And Ah Fa has already commanded many porters to start stuffing furniture inside......

After tossing for several hours, the room was finally arranged according to Yin Shuang's requirements, and Ah Fa took a brand-new plaque from the car and hung it at the door of the mansion, which read: "Abnormal Event Information Center!" There is also a line of small words next to it: "Officially authorized by the Association of Strangers!" ”

"At this glance, it looks like a self-employed person who has left the association...... Yin Shuang complained.

"Don't worry, you are still an official third-level agent of the Alien Association, and the treatment and authority you should have are still there!" Saying that, he also encouraged: "Come on, you are the first pilot of the association, do a good job, if you succeed, maybe it will go down in history!" ”

"Hehehe...... I just wish the president had realized that this was a bad decision! ”

After sending Ah Fa away, not long after, another car from the research institute came, bringing the weapons and equipment on Shi Tao's order. Under Shi Tao's command, these equipment were placed in the warehouse in different categories.

After a day of tossing, the two finally settled here. Shi Tao didn't care, but for Yin Shuang, who grew up in the headquarters of the association, there was a sense of loss that he had been kicked out of his home.

"Don't be disappointed!" Shi Tao comforted while looking at the tablet: "Life is made up of experiences, and you must learn to let go of the past." Go to bed early, come with me tomorrow to buy furniture, this house is empty, these guys don't even have a table left! ”

"Furniture?" Yin Shuang pouted and said, "Do you have any money?" ”

"Isn't there old Yintou?" Shi Tao said, "This is also a department of the association, and the decoration funds must be given!" ”

Yin Shuang raised her eyebrows: "What kind of funds, didn't the president tell you?" Although our counseling center is nominally affiliated with the association, it is financially independent and at your own risk! ”

Shi Tao frowned and put down the tablet: "Profit and loss? ”

Yin Shuang nodded: "That's right, just now the leader of the association told me from the phone that from today onwards, we have to make money to support ourselves, and only when someone comes to consult can we eat!" As she spoke, she also took out a few documents from Ah Fa: "The association has even completed the formalities for us, let alone buying furniture, if you want to eat enough, pray that there will be customers coming to your door tomorrow!" ”

"Oh, that's it......" Shi Tao agreed, and continued to scroll down the post......

"Aren't you nervous at all, this is about our survival, do you know how high the price of goods in Tiandu is, we have to starve to death without income!" Yin Shuang roared angrily.

Shi Tao shrugged: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I won't die of hunger......"

"Hungry or not?" Yin Shuang couldn't believe it: "It's a lie, no matter what ability you have, you can't stand it if you don't eat!" ”

Shi Tao glanced up at Yin Shuang: "I have been imprisoned for three hundred years, they tried every means to try to make me hurt and make me suffer, do you think they will not try this method of hunger strike?" ”

"From the day I was locked up until I was transferred to the undersea prison, I didn't eat a bite of food or drink a sip of water!"

"What?" Yin Shuang's eyes widened when she heard this: "It's been less than a hundred years since the submarine prison was built, doesn't this mean that you haven't entered for more than two hundred years?" You...... Not hungry? ”

Shi Tao shrugged his shoulders: "Fortunately, I will be hungry when I see food, and I also enjoy the pleasure of feasting, but I am not uncomfortable without eating...... To be honest, I don't understand what you call hunger. ”

Listening to Shi Tao's understatement of a somewhat cruel truth, Yin Shuang suddenly felt a little sorry for this man...... The invincible body gave him the ability to be envied by ordinary people, and at the same time deprived him of many feelings that ordinary people have.

"Ah yes, I don't eat and don't die of hunger, but my digestion is outstanding, and I can often eat more than a dozen servings when I encounter delicious food, and I won't gain weight!"

"Don't get fat yet...... Won't gain weight...... Gain weight...... Fat...... Fat ......"

"You are absolutely the power of the devil!" Yin Shuang suddenly shouted: "Why can't you grow fat, it's unreasonable!" ”

Just because of this sentence, Yin Shuang's last trace of pity for Shi Tao was gone, and all that was left was envy, jealousy and hatred......

In addition to resentment, Yin Shuang was also curious about Shi Tao's ability: "Have you really never been injured?" ”

Shi Tao nodded: "You also saw that the black mist killer was holding a genuine Muramasa demon knife, and he couldn't even scratch my skin."

"That'...... What about fire? What about Thunderbolt? ”

Shi Tao shrugged his shoulders: "I've tried it all!" Especially the electric current, the generator must have been invented two hundred years ago, and I was tested on that thing as soon as it was built, and tens of thousands of volts of high-voltage electricity didn't do anything to me! ”

"What about suffocation?" Yin Shuang asked, "It's always okay if you can't breathe, right?" ”

"I don't really have to breathe, I've been in water for years......"

"What about the poison?" Yin Shuang continued to ask: "Viruses, bacteria, strong acids and alkalis? ”

"I've never been sick!" Shi Tao shook his hand indifferently: "It won't be corroded, I once drank a bottle of aqua regia, and it didn't matter, I urinated out!" Also burned the urinal in the prison......"

"How so?" Yin Shuang scratched her head, and suddenly thought of another idea: "By the way, what about freezing......" Before Shi Tao could refute, he lost confidence: "I'm not afraid of high temperatures, freezing should be useless......"

"Tear up!" Just when Yin Shuang racked his brains to kill Shi Tao, Shi Tao leisurely tore open a bag of potato chips, took a slice and put it in his mouth, and chewed it crunched.

"Hey, isn't that my snack? Where did you find it? ”

Shi Tao stuffed his mouth: "It fell out of a cardboard box, it was crispy and delicious, 'potato chips', is it made of sweet potatoes?" ”

"Give it back!" Yin Shuang rushed up to grab it, but where could she fight Shi Tao, during the scramble, she saw the broken pieces of the corners of Shi Tao's mouth between her teeth, and suddenly had an idea: "Ah, I thought of it!" ”

"What?" Shi Tao poured the last bit of potato chips into his mouth and said hesitantly.

"I've figured out how to hurt you!" Yin Shuang said excitedly: "Just use physical methods, things that can destroy your body, far away in the sky, close in front of you!" ”

As he spoke, Yin Shuang pointed at Shi Tao's mouth: "No matter how hard your skin and flesh are, it can't be as hard as your own teeth!" By the way, there are also nails, you bite yourself, you scratch yourself, you can always bite and scratch it! After speaking, Yin Shuang looked at Shi Tao excitedly as if he had discovered a new continent.

Shi Tao swallowed the potato chips in his mouth and sighed: "Have you ever bitten your tongue when you were eating?" ”

"Of course there is......" Yin Shuang said: "Sometimes I bite and bleed..."

"You've only lived to bite for less than twenty years, do you think I won't?" Shi Tao sneered: "If you can bite it, it will be your turn to remind you?" ”

"Huh? Why is that? How can it not be bitten? ”

Shi Tao explained: "My teeth are definitely harder than my tongue, but if you want to bite it, you have to strengthen it." Cut the tofu with a knife, you can't cut it even if you touch it lightly! ”

"You mean...... Your bite is not strong enough? ”

"It's not just my bite!" Shi Tao stuck out his tongue and bit it with his front teeth, and said indistinctly: "I once maintained this position and let a fifth-level strength alien hit my jaw with all his might, and as a result, his finger bones shattered, and my tongue was still unharmed. ”

"No......" Yin Shuang's face was bewildered: "Aren't you in pain at all?" ”

Shi Tao shrugged his shoulders: "I can feel the attack, I don't know if it's the pain you say, but at least I don't think it's a very unbearable feeling." ”

"I don't believe it, how can there be anyone in this world who is completely uninjured and does not hurt!" Yin Shuang scratched her head and began to use all her imagination to find ways to harm Shi Tao, but in Shi Tao's long life, these methods had almost been tried. The reason why I say almost, is because Shi Tao has never heard of this method such as the explosion of a nuclear bomb and throwing it into a black hole, and can only express that he is willing to try it if he has the opportunity......"

In this way, the first day of the establishment of the Abnormal Event Consultation Center, the first night Shi Tao and Yin Shuang lived here, they spent a sleepless debate on the topic of immortality......