Bank, who drank thirty or forty bottles of highly spirited, was still drunk.

But no one was unhappy that night, and everyone was in high spirits until the second half of the night, and then few were able to stand and walk out.

Moreover, the ancients were happy and sad, and they did not deceive me.

Bank, who had drunk dozens of bottles, drove home and was then arrested in shame.

Who caught you?

Naturally, it is the traffic police.

In fact, that buddy usually doesn't miss a car like George Patton, but who let Bank, who is too drunk, give someone the middle finger at others?

As soon as people come over, ho~ The smell of alcohol in this car is spicy!

So who will not be caught if he is not caught?

Here's what happened:

George Patton staggered down the road under Banker's drive.

"Sir, exercise with care!" A police car drove up and said to Bank over a megaphone.

The drunken and hazy Banker was stunned, and then, in Peggy's shocked eyes, opened the car window, raised his middle finger to the police, and said loudly, "I drank!" Don't get in my way, be careful I run over your little police car! ”

The policeman was also stunned and immediately stopped in front of Bank's armored car.

"Bang~"

George Patton didn't brake, and directly hit the rear of the police car, and the huge kinetic energy directly flew the police car two or three meters away.

"I rub? How to drive? Kill you! Bank burped and yelled out the window.

"Call for support! Call for support! Someone attacked the police! The policeman in the police car said into the walkie-talkie in shock.

Three minutes later, several police cars drove up and surrounded Bank directly.

But the evil American imperialist is like this, dealing with the character who drives this kind of car, even if he attacks the police, he does not directly serve with a stun baton, but walks forward on official business and says: "Sir, I suspect you of drunk driving, take out your driver's license, we can not accuse you of attacking the police, but you had better go to the police station with us." ”

Bank's drunken eyes smoked, let out a long burp, and said, "Driver's license? What is that? But I have this! ”

As he spoke, he gave the sheriff a middle finger.

The police captain turned black on the spot.

You, even if we are the evil American imperialists, I give face to capitalists like you, but I don't use it to make you so bad.

Several sheriffs around him instantly took out their electric shock batons and said, "Sir, now we accuse you of attacking the police and sabotaging public safety, so let's go with us!" ”

Unexpectedly, Bank, who was too drunk, shook the glass directly and said, "You guys kind of carry me back!" Lao Tzu doesn't go! ”

So the police officers were stunned and went directly to the window breaker, wanting to smash George Patton's glass open, but helplessly, this girl seems to be An's bulletproof glass?

"Hey, these idiots~"

Bank, drunk and staggering, gave Peggy a group middle finger to the police officers outside the window who were holding sledgehammers and constantly banging on the windows while Peggy was helplessly covering his forehead.

In the end, the helpless police officers had to transfer a large trailer and tow the George Patton back to the police station.

The next day.

Bank got up from the steering wheel with a confused look and looked left and right to see that Peggy and Colberrose were gone.

He picked his head and got out of the car directly, and then four or five policemen rushed up and pinned him to the ground.

"Ah~ Don't slap your face~ Don't slap your face~ What happened? I throw in the towel! I apologize! I admit it! So what the hell did I do? Bank yelled with his head in his hands.

Half an hour later.

Bank, who thought of everything, began to call his bail officer under the vicious eyes of a group of people at the police station.

The first, Tony Stark, but the girl didn't seem to wake up, and after the phone rang a few times, Banker hung up.

The next one, widowed sister Natasha, this one is more direct, seeing that it was Banker calling, she hung up the phone directly.

Bank was stunned.

Hum! They are all friends of wine and meat, and they are unreliable at critical moments!

This time, he directly and angrily dialed the "one-eyed black" phone.

"Tut~Tut~ What's the matter?"

It didn't ring twice, the phone went through, and Nick's deep voice came.

"Director...... I've got into a fight......" Banker said quietly.

Nick was stunned for a moment, thinking of Bank's slaughter and abomination, and he said with a straight face: "It's an alien? How many people did you kill? ”

"Ah, no, I'm the one who was beaten." Banker said with a pinch of his head.

"You were beaten? Why haven't I received reports of vandalism in New York? Nick asked.

Bank said again, "Well...... It's the police, I was arrested for drunk driving yesterday, can you come and bail me out? ”

"Toot ~"

The other side hung up the phone directly.

Banker was stunned for a moment, looking at his phone in embarrassment, and several policemen around him had begun to seriously suspect that this person was a car thief or an irresponsible driver's younger brother.

Why?

Because you can drive this kind of car, you can make three calls and be hung up mercilessly?

Fortunately, just as Bank was about to pull down his face and go to call the Bloods, someone called him, it was Agent Coulson.

"Ah, hey, Coulson~" Banker said leisurely.

"Well, Mr. Banker, where are you now, the agent I sent waited in front of your shop all morning, and didn't wait for you to come back." Coulson wondered.

Banker coughed twice and said, "Ah, that, I'm at the xx police station, can you come here, I'll surprise you." ”

Coulson said, "What's the matter?" I'm at the research base in New Mexico, and I'm here to pick you up as an advisor to the 'Mjolnir'. ”

Banker was silent for a moment and said, "That'...... Okay, you ask your subordinates to come directly to the xx police station to pick me up, I'll explain a few words to my clerk later, and I'll fly over. ”

Coulson said, "Well, okay, you can wait." ”

After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Not only did Bank sigh, but sure enough, Coulson is a trustworthy friend, how friendly?

It's like a one-eyed dragon and a widow sister, who are not tall, but their temper is not small.

"That, officer, I've already called someone to pick me up, how much do I have to pay for bail?" Bank asked a sheriff beside him.

The cop was one of the people who was given the middle finger and scolded by Bank yesterday, and he snorted, "You will face seven charges and a maximum of $180,000 bail." ”

Bank's heart tightened, and he said, "What about the least?" ”

The policeman condescendedly said, "Eighty thousand dollars." ”

"Uh...... Can I bring two quilts? Banker was stunned.

"What for?" The policeman wondered.

"I'm not leaving." Banker said dumbfounded.