Chapter 20 Yongdao
"Feelings: That ghost thing got up and walked around for a while, and now it's going back to sleep?" Fat Bear looked puzzled and pointed to the skeleton lying in the coffin.
We all knew he was, so we didn't pay much attention to him. At this time, Uncle Dao watched the slow-motion playback on the DV again, pondered for a moment and said, "There is another possibility, the one just now was not a skeleton ghost at all, but a person wearing a skeleton mask. ”
Calm down and think about it, what Uncle Dao said does make sense, due to the closed and dark underground environment, we have preconceived associations of ghosts and other things, but the rational point is that judging from the pace and clothing of that thing just now, it is indeed likely to be a person wearing a mask.
But then again, who is this person? What is the purpose of his visit?
At this time, Wei Xuzhi spoke quietly: "Do you remember the person who claimed to be a mountain ranger of the Forestry Bureau who met before going down to the grave?" ”
I couldn't help but be surprised, it seems that we are in trouble, maybe this person has been spying on us from the beginning in order to reach his ulterior secret.
At this time, Uncle Dao pointed to an ear chamber on the left and said, "According to the video, the black shadow is coming from this direction, let's go over." ”
In fact, even if the man did not pass through the left transept, we must have to do so, because the left transept leads to the main chamber and is the only way to the main burial chamber.
We came to the ear chamber on the left, briefly glanced around, and did not find anything special, the wall is the same as the right ear chamber, there are some murals and texts, which should also record the deeds of the Ning King Xiao Qing's conquest.
We didn't have the time to look at it slowly, and the group went straight into the corridor on the left side of the ear chamber.
The corridor is narrow and slender, dark and mysterious, and my mind is full of the experience in my grandfather's letter:
"Adjutant Li said that a human face suddenly appeared on the torch I was carrying, I don't know if he was mistaken, anyway, when I looked again, the face had disappeared......"
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"Commander Wei may not know that those six soldiers have no chance to desert at all, and they can only sacrifice in order for others to pass smoothly. In fact, I warned them a long time ago, if they find that there are suddenly no companions in the team, don't turn around, don't panic, pay attention to the top of your head, and keep moving forward. ”
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"The glass door appeared at the end of the corridor, and when it was opened, there would be another world. I told them they had to use blood to turn it on...... Adjutant Lee, though not a particularly brave man, was a very loyal man, and he wanted to try it with his own blood, but I refused. I told them that I had learned the blood perfusion method in the "Secret Book of Heavenly Works", so I knew how to get started with blood infusion. ”
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"The process of draining blood was much more difficult than I thought, I used my severed fingers to regularly wander and smear on the glass door, and it didn't take long for my whole body to feel a little collapsed, and my brain was drowsy, and when the last stroke was completed, I fell to the ground......"
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I thought back to what my grandfather wrote in his letter, and the more I thought about it, the more furious I became, and I felt that the road in this tomb was indeed very evil.
Grandpa said in the letter that even if you find that you are missing a companion, you can't turn around, is there something behind that you can't see? As I thought about it, I couldn't help but look back, but it was still dark and nothing special.
By the way, grandpa also said to pay attention to the top of the head, and I swept the top of the sweep road with a flashlight, but it felt like ordinary rammed earth, and even spiders were rare.
It seems that the road that Grandpa said is not the same as what we are walking now, after all, we came in through two entrances.
In order to relieve the tension in my heart, I patted Zheng Tian, who was walking in front of me, and said, "There are any funny jokes recently, say them for everyone's pastime." ”
Zheng Tian nodded very happily, and then spoke: "Once upon a time, there was a person who went down to the tomb to look for treasure, but he didn't walk well, so he had to listen to his companion tell a joke, so his companion told him a joke, and the content of the joke was: Once upon a time, there was a person who went down to the tomb to look for treasure, but he didn't walk well, so he had to listen to his companion tell a joke, so his companion told him a joke......"
I stopped him again and again, and said angrily: "Your uncle is playing me?" What's the joke here? No, let's talk about it again, it should be the scenic spot, it is best to make the terrifying atmosphere in this ancient tomb disappear. ”
Zheng Tian scolded: "Big brother, now in this situation, you want me to tell a joke?" You think I'm in the mood for a joke? ”
At this time, Wei Yin turned her head and said calmly: "Isn't it just a joke, let me tell you one, is it related to tomb robbery?" ”
I nodded and said, "Yes, yes, that's right." ”
Wei Yin cleared her throat and said: "Marriage is the grave of love, and what is even more sad is that Xiao San still has to come to rob the tomb, so all tomb robbers should die." ”
Zheng Tian and I invariably gave her a thumbs up and admired: "As soon as I heard it, I knew that my sister was a woman with a story." ”
But then I thought about it, I felt that it was inappropriate, I don't know if a few of us are considered tomb robbers now, if so, then we should also die, so I asked Zheng Tian in a low voice: "Do you say that we are tomb robbers?" ”
Zheng Tian raised the DV in his hand and replied: "I don't know if you count as if you're counted, but I don't count because I'm an artist." ”
Me: "......"
The fat bear is fat, and it is difficult to walk in the narrow corridor, and he is always bumping, so he has been concentrating on the road before, and he has not spoken much, but he is a talker, and he saw that we were chatting happily, and he didn't want to miss it, so he turned his head sideways and said: "I have a joke here, do you want to hear it?" ”
Before I could say the word "think", the fat bear had already begun to speak on his own: "Once upon a time there was a man named Wang Er, one day he was walking at night in the barren mountains, and as he walked, he suddenly saw an ancient tomb. At first, he didn't take it seriously, but when he got closer, he vaguely noticed that there seemed to be a figure in front of the ancient tomb. Wang Er hurriedly approached the torch and was surprised to find that the figure was holding a chisel to chisel words on the tombstone. ”
"What kind of joke are you? It's clear that it's going to tell the rhythm of a ghost story, it's scary enough here, and there's no need to create an atmosphere anymore. Zheng Tian interjected.
Fat Bear insisted that what he said was absolutely wonderful, and that he had won the championship of their town's elementary school story contest when he was in elementary school, and it was our loss not to listen. The mouth grew on him, and we couldn't control it, so we simply let him continue.
So the fat bear continued: "Wang Er asked, why are you chiseling words here? The figure said, because they had carved the wrong name on my tombstone, Wang Er couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine, and asked what the person's name was in fear, and the man said in a dark way, My name is Zhang San. Wang Er then glanced at the tombstone, which was engraved with Zhang San, so he asked again, there is no mistake engraved on it, why do you say that it is wrong? ”
Fat Bear said that this was deliberately sold, and asked us if we knew why the figure said that the name was engraved wrong, Zheng Tianxin said: "He thinks that the font of the word 'Zhang San' engraved on the tombstone is problematic and does not have aesthetic value, so he has to re-engrave it." ”
The fat bear shook his head and said, "the calf, next." ”
Wei Yin thought for a while and said, "Could it be that after this Zhang San died, he felt that his name was too earthy and could not fit well into their circle of dead people, so he took it upon himself to change his name?" ”
The fat bear waved his hand: "This is even more, four-eyed boy, what do you think?" “
I replied, "I think you're playing with us." ”
The fat bear laughed a few times: "Damn, a group of readers, all the books have been read in the dog's belly, why are you so stupid?" Listen", and then he deliberately lowered his voice to make the atmosphere gloomy: "The figure named Zhang San gradually raised his head, showing a mouthful of bloody teeth and said to Wang Er, because I want to change the words on the tombstone to your name!" ”
"Haha, have you been scared by the fat man!" The fat bear began to revel in his performance.
A few of us just wanted to comment, but the fat bear stopped repeatedly: "Don't worry, I haven't finished my story yet!" ”
When Wang Er heard what Zhang San said, he was so frightened that he turned his head and ran away, Zhang San looked at Wang Er's back, and suddenly laughed, and said to himself, you should be scared to death if you hinder Lao Tzu from robbing the tomb! After saying that, he dropped the chisel in his hand, picked up the shovel and began to dig. ”
As soon as Fat Bear said this, Zheng Tian began to interject again: "Fat man, so the person who calls himself Zhang San is an underground worker like you!" ”
The fat bear glanced at Zheng Tian and said angrily: "This audience, please respect the people's artists who are performing language programs." ”
Zheng Tian smiled and nodded and said "Okay", and the fat bear continued: "After going down to the tomb, the tomb robber saw a coffin, and was just about to open the coffin, but suddenly heard a terrifying voice faintly, you came to my house~ Do you want to discuss with me~ Do you want to change your name~, when the tomb robber heard it, he was so frightened that his liver was cracked, and he couldn't care about anything, so he escaped in a hurry." ”
"So there's really a ghost in that coffin?" Wei Yin asked.
Fat Bear shook his head: "As soon as the tomb robber ran out, a person appeared in the tomb, and this person was none other than the previous Wang Er. Wang Er looked at the embarrassed appearance of the tomb robber, laughed a few times, and said to himself, Sample! I told you to scare me before, and I already found out that something was wrong with you! Then, the second king swallowed the treasure in the tomb alone. ”
After listening, Zheng Tian replied: "So there are no ghosts in this world at all, most of them are ghosts in our hearts, and we scare ourselves, right?" ”
The fat bear smiled and said: "Whether there are ghosts in this world, the fat master is not good to say, but the final ending of this story is: Wang Er walked out of the tomb with all kinds of treasures stolen from the tomb with joy. After coming out, he suddenly heard something coming from the tombstone, so he looked back, and this look made him suddenly feel his scalp tingle - the word 'Zhang San' originally engraved on the tombstone had become his own name at some point, 'Wang Er', and at this time, a terrifying wail sounded all around......"
After the fat bear finished speaking, he deliberately "howled" a few times, trying to pretend to be a ghost to scare us. But that sound gives us the feeling that no matter how it sounds, it looks like a pig in estrus.
"Fatty, don't howl, it's so ugly!" Zheng Tian said with a smile.
"Also, don't you say you're a staunch materialist? Do staunch materialists like to tell ghost stories? I scoffed.
The fat bear was not happy: "If you don't applaud, forget it, why are you still talking nonsense here, this is a great disrespect to the people's artists!" ”
Zheng Tian thought it was funny, so he muttered in a low voice: "What kind of artist are you fat man." ”
At this time, there was a sudden burst of applause from the front of the team, and then I heard the seventh brother say: "Fat guy, I have been listening to it all the time, and I think you can tell a story!" ”
Hearing someone praise, the fat bear immediately smiled: "Did you hear it, did you hear it!" This is the voice of the masses! I've always felt that you are the most sincere! ”
A few people chatted for a while, and the strange atmosphere in the corridor gradually eased, not as dull as before. After walking for about a stick of incense, Uncle Dao at the front suddenly shouted, "There is a door, stop." ”
I was suddenly excited when I heard it, could that door be the glass door mentioned in my grandfather's letter, and what ancient method of "blood introduction" needs to be used to open it?
After reading my grandfather's letter, I specially found the relevant records about Huang Yi's invention of the drainage method to open the secret lock in the door in the book "The Secret Book of Heavenly Work", and studied the mystery for a while.
It's better to act than to move, and I walked at the end of the team and shouted righteously: "If you want to break the glass door, you must lead the glass blood." Uncle Dao, I'm coming! ”
As soon as my words fell, Zheng Tianweiyin turned his head one after another, his eyes were full of incredulity, as if to say: "This person is really powerful, and his words are so profound." ”
I didn't know that Uncle Dao at the front didn't pay attention to me, and what responded to me was a slamming sound of the door.
I squeezed sideways to the front to see what was going on, but as soon as I walked in front of Uncle Dao, the door had been smashed open by the seventh brother holding a hammer.
Only then did I realize that all I had in front of me was a rotten wooden door with rusty locks.
Uncle Dao tilted his head and asked me, "What did you say just now?" Didn't hear clearly. ”
I was embarrassed a few times, and pushed open the wooden door: "No...... Nothing, you please. ”
The fat bear was the most unkind, and after casually dropping the sentence "I know", he swaggered and stepped in first.
But as soon as he entered the door, he hadn't walked a few steps before he shouted into the darkness in front of him: "! Who the fuck are you! ”