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Weekends, also known as Sundays, are the words that most people understand as rest days, days when you can sleep in, stay at home and do nothing, or go out and play wildly, but for most high school students, it has become a day to spend most of their time fighting on the assignments and homework assigned by the teachers.

And the usual mantra of teachers is: "You are about to take the college entrance examination, and when you go to college, you will have time to play." And this kind of painting cake to satisfy hunger is applied to all aspects of the life of the senior party.

But there are exceptions to everything, for example, Gu Feng, this guy has never done his homework, and he doesn't want to do it, on the other hand, he hasn't paid any fees for learning materials or printing test papers to the school, plus this guy has never listened to classes at all. So we can conclude that this guy doesn't do anything at school except for teasing the head teacher, working in the commissary, and taking exams, and basically doesn't do anything related to studying. Of course, eating and sleeping don't count.

At this time, Gu Feng stood expressionlessly on the ground near the door of the teacher's room, and the head teacher sitting in front of him was naturally the head teacher.

"What kind of expression do you have, give me a serious face."

The head teacher sat upright, with a solemn tone unique to adults, and also the majesty that a class teacher should have. I have to say that the psychological tolerance of this product is not bad, and it is worthy of praise to be able to get along with a student like Gu Feng for nearly a month. And there is also a bit of a means to control emotions, after all, a few minutes ago it was like killing a pig, and the teachers and students on the whole floor could hear it, but now they can still sit calmly in front of the culprit.

"I'm sorry, because I just woke up, my facial muscles are still a little paralyzed, and I can't make too many expressions, please don't pay attention to these details, teacher."

Gu Feng replied with a pair of dead fish eyes, if you don't look at his expression, it really sounds like this, but since you see it, it's different.

Is there any sign of paralysis on this thing's face now? Look at this guy's expression is really how much to be beaten and how much to be beaten, and it is difficult to describe what kind of expression it is in the language of human beings, abstractly speaking, it is that no matter how good-tempered people see it, they will have an impulsive expression from the inside out. To be more specific, this guy almost jumped up and shouted three times: Hit me! Come and hit me! You'd better come and hit me!"

The head teacher immediately took a deep breath, and at the same time silently recited in his heart: Don't be angry, don't be angry, life is like a play...... Resist the urge to hit someone. The so-called campus rules are completely inapplicable to Gu Feng, after all, the old man of the principal is covering him, and the current leader is like this, only considering the grades, and everything else can be dispensed with.

How annoying is this ancient style to teachers? It's a philosophical question, and there will be a group of kids in every class who like to go against the teacher, but most of what they do is harmless. For the class, they are small padded jackets in winter and small underwear in summer, and with their presence, the students of the whole class will understand how blue the sky is, how bright the sun is, and how colorful and brilliant life is. Even though they behave rebelliously, even if most of their grades are not outstanding, they are more like the center of a class and the heart that makes the class full of vitality than the top students and well-behaved students in the class, and they are the real winners.

Gu Feng is more similar to this kind of existence, the difference is that Gu Feng is more arrogant, and the most important thing is that his grades are so good that he is against the sky. If his grades were as bad as Tuo Xiang, the teachers wouldn't have too much psychological burden to ignore them, but his grades were too good for them to look away at all, but they looked at it and were far from people, so it became an extremely painful thing to be in Gu Feng's class.

One of the math teachers in the ancient style even made such a statement in the teacher's room: If I continue to teach this guy, at least 20 years of life, my current salary plus benefits is 5,000 yuan per month, and at this rate, it will be 60,000 yuan a year, and 1.2 million yuan in 20 years, and this guy can publish a paper entitled "How I Killed a Millionaire"!

There is actually a follow-up to this story, but the math teacher who is the protagonist doesn't know it. Gu Feng happened to pass by the teacher's office when he ran to the commissary, and happened to hear the math teacher's speech, and then he actually wrote a paper and submitted it to a nearby newspaper. Although Gu Feng's writing ability is okay, the words of the article are accurate, the language is sonorous and powerful, and the logical thinking is clear, but considering that it is now a harmonious society, and the legal system and ideological education are extremely effective, once this kind of dark article is born, it will inevitably have an impact on society and have a toxic effect on the flowers of the motherland, so the newspaper did not publish this paper. It is also fortunate that this paper was not published, otherwise not only would the flowers of the motherland be poisoned, but also a florist of the motherland would be burped with anger.

At the end of the story, the protagonist still doesn't know anything about the climax of the story, and then continues to live a harmonious and beautiful life after teaching the ancient style, and perfectly interprets the truth that ignorance is also a kind of happiness in the world. The villain's ancient style did not get the manuscript fee, and he wasted his precious few minutes to write the paper, and he was annoyed in his heart, leaving a shadow in his heart that he could not find the area, and he never submitted articles to the newspaper again. This is truly a great thing in the world, and it is gratifying.

Back to reality, the head teacher who readjusted his mentality continued to stalemate with the ancient style. The head teacher's eyes shot a sharp gaze through the white and gold-rimmed glasses, which was close to the ancient façade, which was a common trick used by most class teachers, and on the other hand, most young people would be defeated in front of this kind of wisdom (invasion) and wisdom (crime) gaze. Of course, this crowd does not include Gu Feng, in his dead fish eyes, the eyes of this thing in front of him are just a little sharp, besides, Gu Feng's eyes are a hundred times sharper (after all, he has to run to fight and kill those demons and monsters of Shilaozi every night), and will he care about the stupid eyes of the four-eyed boy in front of him? No kidding, little one!

Gu Feng's eyes changed suddenly, and his pupils burst out with fine light, returning the gaze of the head teacher.

The head teacher's expression was grim, knowing that he must not lose in this contest, otherwise he would have some face to live in the future, and the white light on the head teacher's glasses instantly became more dazzling.

The eyes of the two collided in the air, and at that moment, it seemed that countless sparks flashed at the place where the lines of sight met, and the strong sparks were like flames burning in the void, so strong and dazzling, that it was almost impossible for others to open their eyes to peek at this fierce war! Well...... Although this stalk is almost used up, it doesn't need to be a response to people, so I'd better light it. Attention, please note, it is important to note that the spark here is a fierce spark, not a spark of the base.

This pointless confrontation didn't last long, after all, the interval between classes was only ten minutes, so, according to the direction of the script, the bell for class finally rang.

"Bell bell bell ......"

The teachers in the teacher's room had never felt that the bell of class was so pleasant, and they really lived like a year in the few minutes that those two guys were messing around. It's unbearable to have such a colleague and student, and every once in a while I have to watch those two goods do a shameful toss. Hey, everyone is an adult, an adult, right, if you are an adult, give Lao Tzu a little bit of what an adult should be, okay, you two are dead! All the teachers in the teacher's room complained wildly in their hearts, and at the same time hoped that the second-class colleague could mercifully pity everyone's eyes and send the kid Gu Feng back to the classroom.

In the eyes of the antiquity, the head teacher finally spoke: "Since the class is already in class, you want to go back to the classroom." ”

"Okay, thank you for the teaching."

Gu Feng replied with a kind smile on his face (I just like the way you want to kill me and you can't kill me), then turned around, left the faculty room, and walked in the direction of the classroom.

When Gu Feng's figure finally disappeared around the corner of the teacher's room, the head teacher exhaled a big sigh of relief and said in his heart: Demacia's! This kid's eyes were so sharp just now, he was almost out of breath, fortunately the class bell rang, or my brother would be ugly.

Gu Feng, who was walking on the way back to the classroom, also complained in his heart: This thing can't be a, right? Didn't I just show off my lock-picking skills and then despise him a little bit between the lines? Could it be that he is still an M? After being crushed by my brother in IQ, I became obsessed with my brother's heroic posture? Looking for me to come to the faculty room just to flirt with me?

Thinking of this, Gu Feng's whole body couldn't help but feel a chill, and just like that, the two guys with their own ghosts began to speculate maliciously about each other......