Chapter Eighty-Nine: If I Don't Smash Others, I'll Smash You

At the critical moment, Ma Kasa used stealth and rolled on the ground to dodge the fatal blow.

Feather dusters and rags find that the human has suddenly disappeared, and they spin in place, at a loss.

The toilet bowl hiding on the side, like a one-legged monster, jumped over with a "bang, bang". The lid opened and closed, as if asking his companion where the human had just gone.

Ma Li lay on the ground for a minute before the dizziness disappeared. He held up the May Fourth Soul Stirring Pistol and aimed it at the rag. This dizzying spirit must be dealt with first. Otherwise, he would not be able to observe and subdue these three guys.

Before he could pull the trigger, the phone rang. The three headless flies turned and pointed their eyes in the direction of the horse.

"Waterfack!" Ma Li took the phone out of his pocket, and before he could hang up, he threw it to one side and ran to the other side.

The toilet bowl and rag chase after Mahata's phone, and the feather duster flies to where Mahata has just been, swiping wildly, hoping to shatter the invisible human.

When the mobile phone rolls on the ground, the impact destroys the touch screen, causing the phone to connect automatically and the amplifier is turned on.

"Director Ma, are you still in the house? Master Zhang and the little master you brought have all come out. Tang Fatman's voice came out of the mobile phone.

Ma Li hid behind a bonsai of a beckoning tree, flicked his head, and reviewed: Director Ma, Director Ma! A phone call can expose yourself, how can you make the low-level mistake of not turning off your phone on an important occasion.

And this fat man almost killed me!

"Little Brother Ma, come out quickly." Ge Shengjie grabbed the phone and sweated profusely on his forehead, "There is really something wrong with this house." I don't remember anything that happened, I don't even know how I got out. ”

Master Zhang held his head high and said with a sneer: "What kind of horse director, I think it's right to call the horse bold." When the phone was connected, there was no reply, either I fainted in fright, or I ran away, and I didn't have the face to say. ”

After Ge Shengjie heard this, he was very dissatisfied, he grabbed Master Zhang's collar and scolded: "Brother Xiao Ma must be inconvenient to answer, you don't have to be weird here." ”

"Humph!" Master Zhang pushed Ge Shengjie away, straightened his collar, and sneered: "It's really a group of unruly guys, they know how to use violence." What is the Sanqing office, I think it is more appropriate to call it a brainless office. ”

"Say it again!" Ge Shengjie, who was young and vigorous, took out a paper talisman of palm thunder from his arms. He swore that as long as this pigtail dared to insult Brother Xiao Ma and slander the Sanqing Office again, he would smash his mouth with palm thunder.

"For the sake of my face, don't quarrel, it's hurtful and angry. Master Zhang, you are a banner of the city, and it is inappropriate for you to have a child to deal with it. Although Tang Fatzi was smiling and muddy, he was scolding Master Zhang in his heart.

You old thing, you really don't know whether to live or die. The phone is working, and if the Mahata hears you say that, he might break your mouth.

Tang Fatzi rubbed his ears and sighed in his heart, Director Ma is not light or heavy, Master Zhang, you can ask for more blessings.

"Okay, for your sake, I won't talk about it today." Master Zhang likes others to praise him, and embarrass Ma Li's followers, so it is better to save some saliva and keep the horse hat.

Ge Shengjie knew that Tang Fatzi was a client of the firm, and he didn't want to make the client think that the people in the Sanqing firm were all messing around because of himself.

So he put away the thunder paper talisman in his palm and sat cross-legged on the grass.

Tang Peng breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Ge Shengjie showed no signs of madness. Fortunately, these two lords didn't fight, otherwise, he really couldn't figure out who to help.

One is a long-established exorcist master, and the other boss is a kung fu master. If these two can not be offended, they will not be offended.

Ge Shengjie did not perish in silence, but pretended to be Brother Pony, imagining how Brother Pony would react when he heard Braid's words.

Soon he came up with a sentence that was quite horse-hat-like: "Master Zhang, since you have also been in, can you tell me what you found?" You haven't talked about it since you came out. Won't it ...... You're the same as me, and you don't remember what happened? ”

The cheap tone, coupled with the problem of poking at the other party's pain points, is very horse-hat.

Master Zhang has some prescriptions. He was worried that someone would ask him about the situation in the house. He only remembered that there were no anomalies in the house, and he couldn't remember how he got out. He, like Ge Shengjie, lost a memory.

Master Zhang, who is an old fritter, will not admit that he "forgot". He tilted his head and said to Ge Shengjie with his nostrils: "Joke, I will be the same as you, this little deflated three?" Of course I knew what was going on in the house, and I didn't say it because I didn't want to show off. ”

"Show off?" Ge Shengjie is still young, if Ma Li is here, he will not follow Master Zhang's words.

"Hey! This kind of thing is very common for me, just now in the house, I fought with the ghosts, and I have already dispelled all the ghosts. It's just a trifle to me, not worth bragging about, so I didn't say it was normal. "Master Zhang's lying kung fu has reached the point of perfection.

Tang Peng became excited: "Really? Thank you so much, Master Zhang! I'll transfer you 200,000. He sighed in his heart: It seems that the old master is still powerful, and he will accept the ghost quietly. This Ma director is still a little younger, and his work is not so reliable.

"Hmm." Master Zhang responded indifferently to Tang Peng's thanks.

The reason why he dared to tell this lie was actually related to the person who asked for help. Most people come to him to exorcise ghosts, not really encountering supernatural events. They are simply looking for psychological comfort to counteract autosuggestion.

He has been in the industry for 20 years, and the supernatural events he has really dealt with can be counted on two hands. This time he found no anomalies in the house, and it was natural to classify the paranormal event as a psychological suggestion. As for the temporary amnesia of the people who entered the house, he thought it was mass hysteria.

"Tang Fatty, in the future, you will have less dealings with some charlatans. Otherwise, if you are cheated out of money by those cats and dogs, I can't help you. "What Master Zhang said about Tang Peng was actually slandering Ma Li and his firm.

"Huh?" Tang Peng heard what he meant and didn't dare to answer his words.

Master Zhang said that he was addicted, he didn't care about Tang Peng's reaction, and continued: "Those charlatans who dare to fool others in the affairs of gods and ghosts will be retributed. It's like right now, a group of us are standing here, let's say one person is a charlatan. ”

He lowered his head and looked at Ge Shengjie, pointed his finger at the sky and said, "If a flower pot falls from downstairs, no one will smash ......."

Although Ge Shengjie didn't understand it too well, he faintly felt that this little pigtail was talking bad about the firm again. Before he could figure out how to fight back, he saw a small bonsai fall from the rooftop.

"If no one smashes it, just smash this charlatan." After Master Zhang finished speaking, he found that the people around him had surprised expressions, and he was very satisfied. It seems that his ability to fool people is good again.

Before he could continue speaking, he heard a "bang" - a bonsai smashed him to the ground.