Chapter 19: A Superior or a Liar

It was a Sunday. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info There were Mr. Zhou, my father, Liu Jianguo and his daughter-in-law who were present at the time. There is almost no difference between Mr. Zhou at that time and Mr. Zhou now, if there is any difference, that is, the leather jacket that Mr. Zhou is wearing now has been replaced by a green tunic. He didn't wear any yellow robes, let alone fairy bones, and he was in his early 30s. To be honest, everyone was a little disappointed when they saw him for the first time, because they were too far from the image of the master in their minds. In addition to his appearance, he doesn't have the appearance of a worldly master in his speech and demeanor, basically like an old man who sets up a stall on the street to tell fortunes, and he is also the kind of old man who is a fortune teller at the township level. However, the lip is really sharp.

After meeting, everyone first exchanged two words, and Liu Jianguo's wife is also a straightforward person, so she asked the price directly. Mr. Zhou said: "I was introduced by XXX, what does that have to do with me?" What is the relationship with you? There is such a relationship, and you still talk about money? If you talk about money, I'll leave right away. What's more, even if I don't have this relationship, can I watch such a good young man die because of this? That's a really nice thing to say.

Liu Jianguo's wife thanked him for his kindness, and then told him about going up the mountain to beat rabbits, and my father continued to testify on the side, Mr. Zhou listened to it, and his eyebrows were picked one by one, and finally, Liu Jianguo's daughter-in-law asked: "What do you think is going on in this matter?" ”

Mr. Zhou replied: "It's hard to say now, but from what you said, coupled with my past experience, I can tell you the truth, it may be more troublesome." Anyway, let's look at the people first. ”

At that time, Liu Jianguo was lying on the bed sleeping, and he didn't wake him up just now when a few people chatted, and his daughter-in-law was about to go up to shake him awake, but Mr. Zhou stopped her and said, "Don't move him first, I'll see what's going on first." ”

Mr. Zhou took out two leaves and two copper coins from the black leather bag, put the copper wallet into the leaves, sandwiched the leaves wrapped in copper coins between the index fingers and middle fingers of his left and right hands, and then made a horse step, and said in his mouth: "Open my left eye to distinguish right from wrong, open my right eye to see ghosts and gods!" Then, he quickly raised his left and right hands, and wiped the leaves in his left hand and his right eye. After doing this, he put down the props and stared at Liu Jianguo.

The atmosphere at that time was really weird, although everyone knew that this was a feudal superstition, but Mr. Zhou's series of actions was really more professional, and Uncle Ying on TV also had a fight, maybe they were shocked by this formation, everyone was stunned and didn't dare to come out, I saw Mr. Zhou staring at his colleague who was sleeping, his face became more and more ugly, and his expression became more and more solemn, after five or six minutes, he sighed and said: "This matter, it's a big trouble." ”

Liu Jianguo's daughter-in-law was anxious when she heard this, and hurriedly asked, "Master, what's going on?" How serious is it? Is there a danger to life? What the hell is going on? ”

Mr. Zhou said, "It would be nice if it was a ghost!" Sister-in-law, this matter, to be honest, if I tell you it's okay, you are relieved, but I am tantamount to a big lie! Big is big, small is small, and I will never bluff you. It's not the ghosts of the people you imagine are killing your old man. ”

Liu Jianguo's daughter-in-law asked, "What's that?" ”

Mr. Zhou said: "You must have heard of some more evil things in the past, who died and then became a powerful ghost, I tell you, ghosts do not have such great ability to harm the living, those stories are made up, you think, he was so weak when he was alive, let people die, and when he died, he became a person?" It doesn't make sense! The things that can harm people are generally animals that have become climate, that is, monsters. The scourge to your old man is the rabbit who has cultivated into a means in this mountain. ”

Maybe it's because of the influence of "Journey to the West", the horror of monsters is definitely not as great as ghosts in the eyes of ordinary people. In the Japanese horror movie "Midnight Bell", the female ghost Sadako is dressed in white, crawls out of the dry well, opens her eyes, I go, the black pupils full of eye sockets don't know how many children dare not go to the toilet at night, and the ghost who died unjustly is even more powerful, a weak woman who is slaughtered when she is alive, once she dies, she can counterattack, not only the person who killed her, but anyone who offended her in life will not escape death. But the monsters obviously don't have so much energy, you don't see in "Journey to the West", those monsters that become animal spirits are close to funny characters, all day long like IQ card arrears, behavior and speech are extremely mentally retarded, and they have a party in the cave every day, just like acting in a sketch, and finally were beaten to death by the senior brother with a stick.

TV is TV, reality is reality, and now Mr. Zhou is saying that it is the monster that is really difficult to deal with, not the ghost.

When my dad heard this, he thought something was wrong. He said: "The people in the village have confirmed that the one who was killed was a man surnamed Xu in their village, although this person has no wife and children, but the elders in the village still know his parents, when was he born, who gave birth, and now there are still people who know, how can it be a rabbit spirit of unknown origin?" ”

When Mr. Zhou heard this, he hesitated slightly, and immediately replied: "This thing is like this, generally speaking, the monsters cultivated by animals are divided into two categories according to the different ultimate goals. One is specifically to make monsters and eat people, just like what is written in Journey to the West, looking into a strange shape, specializing in catching people and eating. There is another category, which is to become an immortal. This kind of monster, because it is not satisfied with the natural fate of being born as an animal, it also wants to become an immortal and enjoy the blessings of heaven, but the body of an animal cannot be cultivated into an immortal, only the human body can be cultivated into an immortal, it also wants to become an immortal, what to do, the first step is to obtain a human body. If you follow the general steps of cultivation, it takes thousands of years to cultivate a human body from an animal, and some monsters don't want to wait that long, so they will take it away, that is, they will directly inject their own divine soul into the body of a living person, and it will directly use this body to cultivate. This rabbit essence is the second category. It originally wanted to use this body surnamed Xu to cultivate, why? As you just said, this person surnamed Xu has a bit of ability, and it takes away the body of this capable person, and the skill of this person surnamed Xu is equivalent to giving it for nothing, but everything has advantages and disadvantages, how can a person with ability be at the mercy of this monster? Therefore, it is very troublesome to take away, and it wants to borrow a knife to kill. ”

My dad asked, "Borrow our knife?" ”

Mr. Zhou replied: "Yes, that day you went to the mountains to hunt rabbits, this monster used an illusion to fascinate you, according to the current words, it is a hallucination, you took this surnamed Xu as a rabbit, and killed him with one shot." ”

My dad asked: "This surnamed Xu has been buried, according to you, how can you take it away?" ”

Mr. Zhou replied: "This is the miscalculation of this monster, it wanted to charm you, let you shoot him in the leg or not a fatal place, he fainted in pain, this monster is very easy to take away, but you one, I don't know whether the marksmanship is too accurate or too lucky, one shot hit the brain, and suddenly killed someone." When people are dead, there is no way to take them away, and the target of them must be the living. ”

Liu Jianguo's daughter-in-law asked, "Then what is the situation of my old man now?" “

Mr. Zhou replied: "Think about it, that monster has a good plan to destroy your old man, and he is angry, so he wants to take away your old man's body now." Your old man dreams of ghosts or something every night, it is all bewitched by monsters, and its purpose is to cause your old man to have a mental breakdown, and its spirit can dominate your old man's body. ”

Hearing this, Liu Jianguo's daughter-in-law was so anxious that she stomped her feet and shouted: "What can I do about this?" Master, you should think of a rut. If my old man encounters this kind of evil thing, how can we people understand? As he spoke, he took out 50 yuan from his wallet and stuffed it into the master's hand, which was 50 yuan in that era! Mr. Zhou took the fifty yuan and said, "Sister-in-law, this is not what I want from you." Let me make it clear first, if I just help, I don't want a penny, but now this matter is really difficult to do, I have to ask the immortal Buddha to help, all this money is to take care of them, and I won't take a penny of this fifty yuan myself. ”

When my dad heard this, he muttered in his heart: Why do immortals and Buddhas need money to help people? And it's still RMB? But he was embarrassed to say anything, after all, at that time, he was reporting the mentality of a dead horse as a live horse doctor.

Liu Jianguo's daughter-in-law saw that the master had collected the money, and felt that things were a little eyebrow-raising, so she asked, "Then what are you going to do?" What do you ask us to do? ”

Mr. Zhou's eyes were slightly closed, his fingers were pinched, and then he said: "Don't worry, I will go back to retreat for seven hundred and forty-nine days, and invite Zhong Kui, the demon subduing general of the underworld, and after forty-nine days, your old man will decide that it will be okay." ”

A colleague's daughter-in-law asked, "Why don't you do it now?" ”

Mr. Zhou said: "It is more difficult to invite Zhong Kui, my Yuan Shen has to go down, and I have to fix the joints in the Yin Division, the procedure of this practice is too cumbersome, I can only go back to me to carry it out, and it will affect your normal life if you want to do it here." ”

When my dad heard this, he muttered in his heart even more, if it was really an official festival in the Yin Division, wouldn't the people over there use paper money? How can you use RMB? Or is it a huge sum of 50 yuan? Is this person reliable?

When my dad thought of this, he tentatively asked, "Do you need us to send someone over to help?" We can help you prepare the magic utensils, magic tables, charms, etc. that you use. ”

Mr. Zhou hurriedly replied: "No, no, I can't care if I collect the money, how dare I work for you to help?" You can rest assured, you have something to entrust, I will solve my worries, all on me! ”

Damn, before collecting the money, this matter was serious and troublesome, and after collecting the money, it was all on him!

Later, after a few casual greetings, Liu Jianguo's daughter-in-law symbolically wanted to leave Mr. Zhou for dinner, and Mr. Zhou also symbolically shirked, and then said goodbye.

When my father and Liu Jianguo's daughter-in-law sent Mr. Zhou to the door, he suddenly turned around and said: "Remember, in the first week from today, your old man's condition may not be alleviated but will be more serious, remember, this is a normal phenomenon, which means that my skills are fighting with rabbits, it is in a dying struggle, and it will be fine after forty-nine days!" If it's not good, you can come back to me, and the fifty yuan will be refunded in full! ”

After sending Mr. Zhou away, Liu Jianguo's daughter-in-law looked puzzled: "Xiao Li, what kind of spell do you say this is called, even Zhong Kui has come out, why didn't he invite Sun Wukong?"

My dad stared at the door that Mr. Zhou had just closed, didn't speak, just shook his head, and sighed softly.