645 I have never seen such a brazen person

Kong Yiji, who lost his desire to spread knowledge, began to clean up the table full of dishes, don't look at his age, the amount of food is amazing, three or five plates of cooked vegetables, he was wiped out in a blink of an eye, a big elbow that filled the entire plate, and only a pile of bones was left after he ate it three or two. A large bottle of Huiyuan juice was drunk by him in one go.

He, who had never drunk fruit juice, half-squinted his eyes and looked refreshed.

Zhang Wei, who was a little hungry by Kong Yiji's exaggerated eating appearance, picked up his chopsticks and probed towards a plate of good-looking pepper chicken, but before he could touch it, the entire plate was taken away by Kong Yiji.

Zhang Wei couldn't help but roll his eyes and said, "Mr. Kong, why are you like a starving ghost." ”

"Scholars don't waste food, how can they be said to be starving ghosts, vulgar, vulgar."

Kong Yiji shook his head and retorted, and at the same time sent the pepper chicken into his mouth.

Thinking of Kong Yiji's widely circulated sentence in the original book, 'Readers stealing books cannot be regarded as stealing books', Zhang Wei was even more speechless in his heart.

"I've never seen someone so brazen"

The black cat sitting on the chair couldn't help but say.

Kong Yiji, who was eating, looked at the black cat, his expression was a little confused, did he hallucinate, how could the cat speak.

"I've never seen someone so brazen"

The black cat had to repeat it.

Kong Yiji's eyes widened, his gray beard curled, and the chewing in his mouth stopped.

Apparently frightened.

"Why don't you eat it?"

The black cat asked.

Kong Yiji subconsciously made a swallowing motion, and then made a sound of humming, only to see him clapping his neck with both hands, as if he was choked by something.

"Drink a quick drink"

Zhang Wei hurriedly reminded.

Kong Yiji hurriedly picked up the unfinished Huiyuan juice, raised his head and poured it, because he was too anxious, causing more serious suffocation, his eyes rolled white, his mouth sprayed water, he lay down directly, hummed a few times, and there was no movement.

"Dead!"

Zhang Wei walked over and squatted down, looking at Kong Yiji with an incredible expression.

The black cat jumped onto Kong Yiji's round belly, and stomped on his two hind legs, and with a poof, a chicken bone squirted out of Kong Yiji's mouth, followed by minced meat and juice.

Zhang Wei was coincidentally sprayed in the face, and immediately let out a high-pitched scream like a frightened hen.

The black cat stepped on it again, and Kong Yiji spit out the messy other things he had just eaten. Zhang Wei was sprayed in the face again.

"Huhuhu......"

Kong Yiji was like a leaky ball, constantly releasing gas to the outside.

Only then did the black cat find out about Zhang Wei's miserable condition, and it let out a burst of laughter without sympathy.

"Damn cats"

Zhang Wei pounced, held down the black cat at once, and rubbed all the dirty things on his face.

This time it was the black cat's turn to howl the wolf.

Squeak, the door of the private room was opened, and a head poked in, but it was the owner of the hotel, he saw a man pressing on a man's body (the black cat was small in size, blocked by Zhang Wei), he was stunned for a moment, and muttered 'The world is falling' and closed the door again.

Zhang Wei heard the voice and let go of the black cat.

At this time, the fur of the black cat's light has become dirty.

Kong Yiji, who was originally awake, was accidentally injured by the two and fell into a coma again.

Eating a meal like this can be said to be unprecedented and unprecedented.

"Made, Zhang Wei, Lao Tzu is not finished with you"

The black cat cursed and broke out of the window, needless to say that he was looking for a place to clean.

Zhang Wei also wanted to leave, but there was still one lying on the ground, so he had to give up.

After a lot of effort, Kong Yiji was cured, and Zhang Wei opened all the liquor, red wine, and drinks on the table, and cleaned himself up on the spot.

Kong Yiji, who had a drowsy brain, opened his eyes and saw that the young man who had invited him to dinner before was like a flying butterfly, passing through the liquid suspended in the air again and again. Every time the body collided with the liquid, the splash that came out was like being controlled by an invisible big hand, and it went back again.

"Well, wake up"

Zhang Wei stopped walking in mid-air, and a chic and elegant flip fell, the dirty appearance just now was gone, and there was even a faint taste of fruit wine mixed on his body, which smelled very good.

Kong Yiji, who was still dirty on his body, showed a look of shame on his face.

Seeing this, Zhang Wei guided the wine and juice in the air, washed Kong Yiji's body back and forth, and came down many times, the dirty Kong Yiji was gone, because the beard didn't know when Zhang Wei got rid of it, Kong Yiji's whole person looked more than ten years younger, and he didn't look like a little old man before.

"Thank you"

It was the first time that Kong Yiji, who was so clean, thanked him.

Zhang Wei hummed and walked out.

Kong Yiji, who thought that Zhang Wei was a great person, immediately followed.

When checking out at the front desk, the restaurant owner looked at Zhang Wei and Kong Yiji's eyes, which was no different from looking at a ladyboy.

Zhang Wei, who knew it in his heart, finished the account and walked out with a black face.

Kong Yiji followed like a fart.

The restaurant owner looked at the backs of the two of them and sighed: "In this world, I am becoming more and more incomprehensible." ”

On a sparsely populated street, Zhang Wei and Kong Yiji found a black cat that had been refreshed.

The latter had a stinky face and didn't look at Zhang Wei.

"Not bad."

Zhang Wei looked like nothing had happened.

The black cat just snorted coldly.

Kong Yiji, who acted as air, suddenly said, "You look at the sky? ”

What?

Heavenly?

Zhang Wei and the black cat looked at the sky, and at the same time let out a shock, and there was a black cross in the originally blue sky.

Wisps of golden light emanated from above, and above the cross, a man with wings stood faintly.

"Do you see the heavens?"

"What a big cross"

……

The voices of exclamation came and went.

Zhang Wei and the black cat glanced at each other, and they saw surprise in each other's eyes.

An angel with wings appeared so soon, could it be that the process of myth descending on reality has accelerated.

At this time, the great black cross in the sky descended some distance, and the ordinary people on earth also saw the presence of angels.

"There's one with wings?"

"I'll go, Birdman"

"What a birdman, that's an angel, okay!"

"Oh my God, there really is an angel in this world, I don't know what he's doing here."

"The white-skinned pig and a pair of wings will become an angel, I bah, suddenly run, eighty percent of the heart is not good"

"No quality"

……

Zhang Wei and the black cat, who had already walked to the corner, discussed.

"Who knocked him down?"

"You"

"Why Me"

"Why can't it be you, I can't fly"

"Can I fly?"

"You have the Chaos Clock, heaven and earth, sea, universe and space, you can't go to that place?"

"That's what I said"

"Don't ink, do it"

"Good"

The black cat was about to move, and the big black cross descended some distance, and the winged angel was suspended in the air, and his whole body radiated a holy light.

"Lost Lambs, I have brought you the gospel of the Lord, and the night is about to pass, and the light of the Lord will illuminate the whole of China."

With a move from the black cat's hand, the Chaos Bell in a half-sealed state emerged. Holding his head high, he shouted: "Don't talk about calves, talk about people"