After a night, Gu Feng didn't think of a practical opportunistic way after all, but that didn't mean he didn't come up with anything. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The first thing that came to mind was the collective poisoning.

If all of your opponents have food poisoning, then you can easily win without a fight, which is ideal in terms of results. In order to avoid suspicion when everyone is having diarrhea and struggling uncontrollably, only one person will be suspicious, and this thing has even prepared an impeccable statement. Even so, it is only a sentence "I am a citizen of the Great Heavenly Empire, how can I look up to my resistance to poison and other scum?" This is just right, in addition to making people speechless, they can also despise each other by the way, in order to promote national prestige and the like.

However, considering that there was no way for him to sneak into the cafeteria at all, and he didn't know if there would be any special spell mechanism in the kitchen, if he was discovered, it would definitely be the result of his life, so he gave up.

After denying his first method, this thing actually thought of arms smuggling!

In this idea, after he came on stage, he took advantage of the fact that these guys did not react, and took out a Gatling machine gun from his four-dimensional pocket with a puff and fired it around.

It's best to make all these guys sudden, then you don't even have to play the rest of the game, wouldn't it be nice to save some effort?

Heh~ A fool can also see that this is no show, okay, where did this guy come from, take a step back, just think that this thing really has money and sewers to get a Gatling, then people need to let him come to power, this guy who doesn't even know the detailed rules...... After all, there are still relatively few fools in the world, and if you really take it out and don't give you a red card, there will be a ghost.

The unmotivated fellow thought for a few minutes, then fell asleep, and by the time he opened his eyes again, it was already nine o'clock in the morning.

It's common sense to freshen up when you wake up, and eat breakfast after freshening up, right? Then the guy in his new clothes opened the door and walked out, and then found a radish head next to the door of his room, right?

Hiss...... Doesn't it seem?

"What's that...... What are you doing, brother? Gu Feng, who had just walked out of the door, was not startled by the "radish head" that was squatting next to his door and looking to count the number of fluffs on the carpet, but stared at the big brother who looked a little familiar with a forty-five degree downward contempt.

"Good morning, good morning...... Mr. Gu Feng, you are finally up in bed. After hearing the voice of the ancient wind, the ground bounced up from the ground and said in a cheerful tone.

"Hmm...... Good morning. Unlike Abe and Chen's reactions, Gu Feng responded very casually, and then squinted at each other for five seconds.

"Who?"

"No...... I'm a minister, a minister, didn't we just eat ramen together yesterday? Abe and the minister raised their eyebrows, what's going on with this thing? It's not like that's a bad memory.

Hearing this answer, Gu Feng continued to squint and stare for five seconds, then raised his gaze and stared at the ceiling for five seconds, spending a total of ten seconds on what he didn't know what to think. In the end, his gaze fell back on Hechen's face, with an expression that was shot by the laser to the point of inspiration.

"Ahh

"Huh?"

Abe and his ministers were taken aback by this startled guy and let out a ...... with the same content but a different tone Exclaim?

"I remember, Hechen...... I haven't seen you for a long time, because I have face blindness and can't remember people's names, so I didn't recognize you for a while, but you're a lot more handsome. "Gu Feng, this guy is starting to run the train with his mouth full again.

"No, so we only met yesterday...... "Abe and the minister were shocked, this guy ...... It's on purpose.

"That's fine, what are you doing here, observing ants?" The ancient style is obviously talking again.

"There are no ants in the Yin-Yang Juku...... the corners of Abe's mouth twitched slightly.

"Huh? That's a rare thing, why are there no ants in the Yin Yang school? Gu Feng asked curiously.

"That's because...... Wrong! I'm not here to do such a thing! Abe Kazutomi, who had almost been fooled, finally came to his senses and interrupted himself with a roar.

"Mr. Gu Feng, please let me be your subordinate!"

Forehead...... This topic seems to be more out of the way than I am......

Gu Feng thought in his heart.

"Ahem...... Leaving aside the answers, I'll just ask why. Coughing lightly, Gu Feng asked back with a weak eye.

"Do you need to ask?" Abe asked with a surprised face.

"No, how did you come to the conclusion that 'don't need to ask'? Did I travel five minutes or lose five minutes of memory, so I don't have a memory of the process of argumentation about this conclusion? If so, be sure to explain it again below. Gu Feng calmly read out what was supposed to be an inner monologue.

"Of course, after all, you competed against me without using any psychic powers, and won, this must be the existence that I look up to! And according to the requirements of the competition, shouldn't I be your subordinate? He Chen responded to Gu Feng's question with words.

"So I made this strange promise yesterday? It's not the same as I remember, how do I remember making a request? Could it be that I am mistaken? No......" Gu Feng touched his chin and began to doubt what seemed to be his memory.

At this time, you should give me confidence! You guy!

"Please don't worry about it, human memory is inherently easy to make mistakes." And the ministers helped it out in a matter-of-fact manner.

"Get out! I'll pretend you're serious, aren't you? If you want to fool Uncle Ben, you're still one hundred and eighteen years early! A shout of rage that pretended to be cool announced that this guy had lost his life and continued to tease (?). Desire.

After finishing speaking, Gu Feng turned around and walked briskly in the direction of the cafeteria, leaving the young man who had not reacted far behind in the blink of an eye.

Abe and the minister were stunned for a moment, and immediately chased in the direction where Gu Feng left.

On the one hand, Gu Feng succeeded in getting rid of the ministers, but ......

"Boss, do you need any more spices?"

From the sound of the ancient style, the slightly flattering voice announced that the ancient style did not succeed in getting rid of the ministers by a certain definition. Because Gu Feng went out to eat breakfast, and Hechen also knew that Gu Feng went out for breakfast, and the only canteen was just such a place, and he couldn't find it? That doesn't exist.

"No, I'm a member of the Yamaguchi-gumi?" Gu Feng is obviously dissatisfied with the name "boss", speaking of which, this guy seems to often claim to be a good young man who is civilized and polite.

"Big brother, do you want to add some soy sauce?" The minister still earnestly asked.

"No...... Compared to that, let me ask, how expensive are you? Gu Feng asked rhetorically.

"Twenty." He Chen replied directly.

"Then you're older than me, and I can't physically accept that name." Sucking a stick of mustard noodles into his mouth like he was eating ramen, Gu Feng said with a look of disgust.

"Mr. Gu Feng, what do you think of the taste of this mustard wheat noodles?" He Chen's face seemed to be one-tenth the thickness of Gu Feng, and he didn't mind Gu Feng's rude words at all.

"Not bad." Gu Feng told the truth, after all, he had never eaten mustard noodles before, but he had eaten a lot of instant noodles, and this thing at least tasted much better than instant noodles.

"Would you like another one, then?" Hechen is as enthusiastic as an aunt in the MLM scene.

"I'm tired." Gu Feng dipped the mustard noodles in the sauce, which he couldn't tell what it was, and ate it expressionlessly, not knowing if he could really eat it......

A minute later, there was a new plate of mustard noodles in front of Gu Feng, and on the other side of him, in front of Hechen, there was also a plate of wasaba noodles.

Gu Feng didn't mind eating alone, but he minded having an annoying guy spinning around while he ate. Therefore, in comparison, it is possible to compromise and let Hechen sit near him, provided that his feeding activities are not disturbed......

"Mr. Gu Feng, can you tell me a little bit about you? Of course, the part that can be revealed is good. "Abe and Chen, this guy seems to be unable to gag his mouth even if he has something to eat, and in this respect, he is not much weaker than Gu Feng.

Ha...... Are young people so familiar nowadays? Asking such a personal question as soon as you come up, is this the right way to open up socializing? No way......

Gu Feng secretly muttered to himself in his heart, this guy seems to have just said that he is younger than others.

"How so...... After all, it's the current situation, and maybe you know more than I do. ”

This guy is obviously maliciously complaining about the fact that the men, women and children of the entire Yin-Yang School know their identities, and can they still make people have a little privacy, although this guy doesn't care very much, after all, it's not a secret thing, and the situation of their family has long been known to everyone in the Yin-Yang world.

"Is that so?" Abe Kazutomi didn't seem to think deeply, and asked instead.

"By the way, Mr. Gu Feng, do you already know the rules of the first round?"

"Almost, scuffle, huh." The ancient wind replied.

"Yes, in my opinion, this is very bad for you right now."

"How so?" Gu Feng continued, of course he knew that it was unfavorable, human beings were xenophobic creatures after all, but what was "very unfavorable" should be listened to.

"Because by then, about ninety percent of people will take you as the first target." Kazutomi Abe said solemnly.

"Why?" Gu Feng still looked very calm, and then raised the cup with mustard to take a sip.

This guy ...... Isn't there a sense of taste? No, could it be that this is the superficial phenomenon that this guy has a divine beast passing through in his heart?

"Because Miss Shu is the object of admiration of the vast majority of male onmyoji in the Onmyojuku, and you are Miss Shu's betrothed." Abe and his ministers calmly described in one sentence the reason why a bloody storm was bound to unfold.

"Ha ......"

Gu Feng was still a salted fish face, opened his mouth and sighed, and spit out a mouthful of mustard. Well...... After all, the face is like dead ash and the face of a salted fish doesn't seem to be much different?

Who the hell am I messing with......

Gu Feng even his inner monologue was almost covered with speechlessness.

There are hundreds of males in the school, but if ninety percent of them were to shoot a cannon at me...... Wouldn't that be an extremely child-friendly picture? Bad...... This is a technical job, no, no matter how sharp the technology is, it can't withstand the rain of bee-like bullets, eh......

"But don't worry, I'm here to support you and Miss Shu." Abe and the minister seemed to be in a daze for a long time when they saw the ancient appearance, and comforted them.

No...... Anyway, that's not what I care about, and that's not the point.

"Hypothetical...... I mean hypothetical. ”

Gu Feng said tentatively with empty eyes, "Assuming that I dissolve my engagement with Miss Shu now, how much do you think the situation will improve?" ”

"I think the number of Onmyoji who will target you first will become two hundred percent of what is expected." After thinking about it, Abe and the minister answered the assumption of the ancient style in a very positive tone.

"What's that...... I don't read much, I haven't heard of the saying two hundred percent, and the minister, can you explain it? in every sense. Gu Feng's voice seemed to shake a little.

"It's very simple, if you break off your engagement with Miss Shu now, then in the eyes of everyone, you will be a messy ...... Forgive me for my words, beast. Originally, it would only be men who would participate in the competition, after all, no woman would be keen on this kind of thing, but there is no rule that women cannot participate. ”

Abe and the minister paused, giving the impression that the next step was the main event.

"If you really do that, probably all the female onmyoji will choose to compete first to give you a shot to vent their hatred, and then choose to abstain. You should understand that it is completely reasonable and predictable for women to do this. ”

"Probably."

Gu Feng bowed slightly, and said in his heart, what kind of trouble is this? This is the rhythm of playing Brother Dead, right, it's the mode of choosing A and five horses to split the corpse and choose B to break the bones, right? I understand this, but young man, what does "come and go" mean in your dog's mouth? Should such a word be said on such a serious occasion? Or if my brother just chooses a C, if he dies, he will pull you on the back of this two or five boys.

"It's really scary...... "Gu Feng said with an expression that was not afraid of this emotion at all, and said the word "terrible".

"I'm relieved to see that you are still so calm, I guess you have already figured out how to deal with it, it really deserves you, Mr. Gu Feng." After seeing Gu Feng's expression, which can usually only be described as underbeating, Abe and the minister did not show the urge to beat this guy, but instead looked admiring.

"I'm really looking forward to your performance on the day of the game, so please let me do my part when the time comes."

Anyway, Uncle Ben is super panicked now, you kid don't want to milk me, okay, if I am milked to death, I will settle accounts with you, boy.

"I advise you not to expect too much, after all, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, elementary school teachers are like this to educate elementary school students." Gu Feng said as he got up.

"No...... I don't think any elementary school teacher in any country would teach elementary school students like this. "Abe Kazutomi didn't get up with Furukaze, first of all, unlike Furukaze, he wouldn't do something rude like talking to others while eating, so his mustard noodles haven't been eaten yet, so they can't be wasted. In addition, he also knows that sticking to others all the time is also annoying.

"See you later, Mr. Oldwind."

"Hmm."

After saying hello, Gu Feng went to the food plate, anyway, Abe and Chen, a young man who was at least more normal than Gu Feng, was eating mustard noodles very normally, and then went to class normally.