Chapter 34: Food
"Xu Jiao, shouldn't you come?" The old security guard took a sip of tea and said in a calm tone.
"Shouldn't you come?" Xu Jiao retracted his neck and let go of the old security guard, "Fahai, you are still so annoying when you speak." ”
Xu Jiao licked his mouth with the tip of his forked tongue, and he was very unhappy with the tone of the old security guard.
"I've been vulgar for a long time, just call me Lao Pei." The old security guard drank the tea. He turned around and pointed the teacup at Xu Jiao. "Within three breaths, if you don't leave, don't blame me for being ruthless."
After Xu Jiao saw the teacup, his vertical pupils shrank, and he laughed: "Old guy, when you suppressed my mother, you didn't give her three breaths to escape. ”
"Now it's because you're old and want to bluff? Or is it because you've watched me grow up and can't do it? Xu Jiao tapped the teacup with his knuckles and teased: "The golden bowl that frightened the goblins back then has now become a cup." You've really lost the face of Yuqing Palace. ”
Lao Pei frowned when he heard the words "Yuqing Palace", and the teacup in his hand glowed with golden light.
Xu Jiao laughed: "Yes, yes, that's it." Come on! I'm standing right here, but you're taking me away. Aren't you decent people like to slay demons? Am I right, Daddy. ”
Lao Pei put away the teacup and said sadly: "Your father is Xu Xian, I just raised you as an adult for him." ”
Xu Jiao grabbed Lao Pei's collar and was full of anger: "Don't mention that wreck!" ”
"If it weren't for him, how could my mother have been caught by your bald donkey."
Lao Pei pushed Xu Jiao's hand away and said, "No matter what you say, he is also your father." Are you not ashamed to say this? ”
"Shame? I'm sorry, but I'm a wretched son. Xu Jiao pointed at Lao Pei's nose again, "I was raised by you, a bald donkey who is hypocritical." ”
Xu Jiao patted his head and snorted coldly: "Do you think I will pretend to be ashamed in my head?" ”
"You never taught me how to write the word 'incorruptible'. You have only taught me what it means to be vile and insidious. ”
Lao Pei closed his eyes, Xu Jiao's transformation into this is his own process. He let out a long sigh and said, "Do you know that there was once a young man who went up the mountain and asked the Zen master ......?"
Just as he wanted to persuade Xu Jiao, Xu Jiao suddenly tilted his head back, and his mouth was open enough to swallow a football. Two fangs protruded from the roof of his jaw, and there was green venom on the tips of his teeth, and a fishy stench rushed straight to Lao Pei Mianmen.
In Xu Jiao's bloody mouth, before biting Lao Pei, Lao Pei stood the flashlight between his upper and lower jaws.
I only listened to Lao Pei's mouth and drank softly, "Solution", and then the flashlight turned into a miniature version of the Zen staff, which resisted his blood basin and gulped.
Xu Jiao tried hard to bite off the Zen staff, but the texture of the Zen staff was extremely hard. When he reached out to take out the Zen staff, Lao Pei slapped him in the chest and shook him against the wall.
Lao Pei looked at him with pity, and waved his hand to withdraw the Zen staff.
"I know that I can't beat it, but I still want to commit murder. Why are you so troubled? ”
Xu Jiao spat out a mouthful of foul-smelling blood and stood up against the wall. "Dad, what I've hated since I was a kid is your look."
"I didn't see you show such a gaze, I want to gouge out your eyes."
Xu Jiao turned into a snake with two bulging bunches on its head, and he lay on the ground and walked up.
"I've found a way to kill you. Today, you don't kill me. A week later, it's time for you to die. Xu Jiao crawled unhurriedly, not worried that Lao Pei would make a move.
Lao Pei watched Xu Jiao leave quietly, leaving tears of sadness.
Damn it! Damn it! Xu Jiao left the underground mall and re-transformed into a human form. He stumbled over to his car, leaned against the door and made a call.
He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and said, "I promised your request, where are you now?" ”
"Oh? When I made the offer just now, you almost didn't eat me. Changed your mind so quickly now? ”
"You don't need to know!" Xu Jiao smashed the door of a sports car worth millions with a hammer.
Damn, the old bald donkey's mana is still so strong. After so many years, I still can't beat him.
I want to be more powerful! It was tested by that person, so what's the matter!
"Come to the Ant Exhibition Hall in Boulder City tomorrow and come to me. This is your last chance if you give up again......"
He didn't finish his sentence before he hung up.
After Xu Jiao got into the car, he slapped the direction fiercely. Made, labor and management hate others for threatening me the most. You wait for me, wait for me to gain strength. I'll be the first to kill you.
"Handsome, you don't seem to be happy. Do you want me to help you share the burden? "A woman in professional attire, lying outside the cab window, revealing a deep ditch.
Xu Jiao glanced at her and said, "Get in the car." ”
After the woman got into the passenger seat, she received a call from her boyfriend.
She said impatiently, "What are you doing? ”
"Hehe, you're in a bad mood, and I can't help it. I'm at home, so it's inconvenient to go out with you. ”
"If you're unemployed, you'll look for a job again, what's the use of telling me."
"Well, I'm going to take a shower in a moment. Hang up first. ”
The woman hung up the phone, remembering that her bad attitude when she called, which might cause disgust to the golden and handsome man in front of her. She hurriedly explained to Xu Jiao: "I'm sorry, my girlfriend drank too much." ”
If it weren't for the injury, this kind of food would not have been worthy of his food.
"No explanation." Xu Jiao didn't even look at her, he was not interested in the food, and drove indifferently.
Far from being dissatisfied, the woman became more and more happy. Unexpectedly, as soon as I came out of the nightclub, I met President Gao Leng, and I was so happy. I'm going to behave well in bed for a while, so that he can't do without me.
Then I don't have to work 9 to 5 and fuck working women.
……
Ji Ailan held the phone at the end of the call and sat quietly in front of the barbecue.
Mai Wen cleaned up the stall and said to him, "The goddess has three treasures: what, hehe, I'll go take a bath." ”
"She doesn't seem to be happy! It must be that I did something wrong again, and tomorrow I have to apologize to her. Ji Ailan helped clean up the stall while reflecting on herself.
"The mortal mentality. Don't you know that dick ~ silk kneeling and licking, the more you lick, the cheaper it becomes? ”
……
Early the next morning, Song Qingqing opened her eyes, lay on the bed, and rubbed her head.
What a headache! Hey? How did I end up here?
Let me think. I remember having dinner with my seniors last night.
I ate a lot of things, and I seem to have drunk alcohol. And then what happened, I don't remember at all.
Could it be that the senior drugged the dish, he ...... He insulted me!! Song Qingqing's brain hole was opened again.
She lifted the covers and found the clothes still there.
Call! Fortunately, the clothes are all there, and the body does not feel strange. There shouldn't have been anything strange like that.
Song Qingqing got out of bed, and then patted her head. No, boys do strange things to girls, it seems that you don't have to take off your clothes!!
Why should seniors do this! If you want to do strange things, why can't you just tell me?
Song Qingqing was very angry.
"Ah Sneeze" Ma Li, who was standing on the roof of the building, had already sneezed several times in a row. "Do you have a cold?