I asked Dr. Yin, "Isn't it possible to kill ghosts with charms except to spit and scold the streets?" ”

Dr. Yin smiled and said to me, "I'll talk about this question later, but now let's talk about the second possibility." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Then, Dr. Yin talked about the second possibility, which is also what I estimated at the beginning, that the three Western holy statues enshrined at home and the three ghost old ladies I dreamed of at night are actually the same thing, but if this is the case, there is a problem here.

Just as Dr. Yin was about to continue speaking, the bus arrived. I got on the bus with Dr. Yin, and on the bus, he told me an incident, and at the same time, this is also a piece of history.

In fact, in the early years, the role played by Mr. Yin Yang was indeed like that of TV, he could catch ghosts by himself, and he could even dispose of them at will after being caught. However, with the reorganization of the prefecture organization, Mr. Yin and Yang's authority was withdrawn by the prefecture bit by bit: if you encounter a wandering ghost or a wild ghost, you must report it to the Destiny Division, and the prefecture will send a commissioner to deal with it, and you can't do it yourself! This is the first reason, and the other important reason is the mutation of heaven and earth!

According to Dr. Yin, in the early years, when Nurhachi, the founding emperor of the Qing Dynasty, was a personal soldier under Li Chengliang, the general soldier of Northeast China, he was going to kill him because he accidentally learned that Nurhachi was going to rebel, but Nurhachi was ignited by a fox who cultivated into an immortal in the mountains, escaped from the dog hole, and escaped from a catastrophe. Later, after Nurhachi became the emperor, he canonized five kinds of animals as the earth immortals who could protect the family and the house, namely: Hu, Yellow, White, Willow, and Gray. Among them, Hu is the fox fairy, the yellow is the weasel, the Northeast is commonly known as the yellow skin, the white is the hedgehog, the willow is the python, and the gray is the mouse. Even today, in Northeast China, there is still a traditional custom of worshipping these five immortals at home, and it is said that as long as the offerings are properly enshrined, the immortals can ensure the health and prosperity of the family.

Of course, Nurhachi's canonization of the Five Immortal Family may just be a legend, but in fact, in the old age, there are indeed some more spiritual animals in the mountains who know how to absorb the cultivation method of the sun and the moon, and become immortals. However, with the change of heaven and earth, the situation has undergone a very drastic change.

Since the fifties, whether it is Mr. Yin Yang who subdues demons and catches monsters, or the wild immortals who cultivate in the mountains, they have all been restricted by unknown forces. For Mr. Yin and Yang, the spells he often used to catch ghosts and subjugate demons gradually began to fail, and for the spiritual animals in the mountains, it is becoming more and more difficult to cultivate into immortal bodies, and the animals that have cultivated into immortal bodies are also losing their mana year by year. In addition, in those years, all kinds of demons and monsters were smashed clean by the united and energetic human beings, and the Baojia Immortals, who were originally entrenched in the northeast, fled in large numbers and were distributed all over the country, and there was no way to form a climate. And the so-called three Western statues enshrined in my house are probably a kind of Baojia Immortal from the Northeast, they are attached to the portrait of the Buddha, and once they are brought home, they will become the Baojia Immortal of that family again, or the Lost Family Immortal.

However, the suspicion of this possibility lies in the fact that although Baojiaxian is a demon fairy, he will definitely not have a terrifying appearance like a ghost. Although it is a monster, it is a fairy family, and when it turns into a human form, although it can't be very similar, at least five or six points like a person, it will definitely not become similar to the ghost old lady I dreamed of, no human or ghost.

When I heard this, I suddenly remembered that one night, I heard a mocking voice in the room, "Look at this guts", and the accent was clearly the same as Uncle Benshan in the Spring Festival Gala! When I told Dr. Yin about this, he was already seven points sure that my family was enshrined in the Baojia Immortal who had fled from the Northeast! Suddenly, I recalled some details, such as the weakening of the sweetness of apples for Buddha at home! When Dr. Yin heard this, he was already able to determine eight points! Because the way to enjoy the tribute is to absorb the essence of the food, and once the essence is absorbed, the taste will be weakened!

But there are still some mysteries that have not been solved, why did I have a sudden opening of my pubic eyes, why did I have severe pain in my right shoulder when doing push-ups, and what was the ghost fire floating in the bedroom?

I threw these last questions to Dr. Yin, who just said, "I don't know." However, one thing is certain, Bao Jiaxian is very particular about the method of worship, and is very provocative, and the so-called Li worship Buddhism designed by your father maverick must make your family wild immortals very dissatisfied, and all kinds of strange things that appear may be provocative. ”

When I heard this, I was very anxious. I frowned and scratched my head, so Dr. Yin asked me why.

I told Dr. Yin about the current situation in my family: "My dad seems to have been confused by the thing in the family, no matter what strange things happen in the family, he will say that the Bodhisattva is a good spirit!" I can't help but listen to him, it's really difficult! ”

When Dr. Yin heard this, he said, "I just took a day off today, so I should go to your house to meet that thing in person, but if I meet your father, both parties will definitely be very embarrassed... He pondered for a while, and then said, "Otherwise, I'll do something tonight to see if I can lure that thing out of your house." ”

I asked Dr. Yin what means, he said: "Although there are five main kinds of wild immortals, but the most common is probably a weasel, if your home is a wild fairy, then the probability of it is a weasel is quite large, and weasels like to eat chicken, I will buy a chicken later, and go downstairs to your house at night, by the way, I remember that there is a small pavilion downstairs in your house, I will wait there to see if I can lure them out." ”

As soon as I heard the little gazebo, I suddenly thought that there was a group of young people who had been drinking there every night for a while now, and I didn't know if it was convenient for Dr. Yin to get a chicken downstairs in my house, alas!

The bus is still on the road, and at the moment, my yin eyes are still not closed. I looked at the endless flow of people and cars outside the car window, and then at the ghost fire floating in the air like an empty plastic bag, and suddenly my mind was excited: I think these things are very similar to the so-called extraterrestrial UFOs that are so popular in society today, yes, they really resemble.

I chatted with Dr. Yin without a word, he asked me about my recent situation, asked me why I didn't go to school today, so I told him about Feng Zhigang. And he was almost all against any education my dad had done to me! He told me that if a person is not bullied, whether he has strength or not is secondary, and the most important thing is to know how to do a good job in interpersonal relationships, and my father preached to me the idea of countering violence with violence at my age, which is absolutely not good for me.

At first glance, what Dr. Yin said seems to make sense, but for a rogue student like Feng Zhigang, how to use the so-called interpersonal relationship to protect himself?

Anyway, I'm only in the fourth grade, so I can't figure it out. (To be continued.) )