Chapter 52 Borrowing Lamp Oil II

This stumped my dad. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info To say too, which system on people is useless? Borrowing fire from the spirit? Then you have to be prepared for infertility. Borrowing fire from Yinglu can lead to lifelong constipation, and severe cases may suffer from uremia. Borrowing fire from the spirit of the eyebrows? That would be tantamount to opening my eyes for a long time, and although I won't dream about those things at night, I can see them during the day, which is even more responsive. My dad even wanted to ask if he could borrow fire from him, but after being vetoed by Mr. Zhou, he thought about it and finally decided to borrow two from the strength of his chest and the central spirit of his navel to make up for the heavenly rush on the top of his head. The reason why these two spirits, one main essence and one main action, are borrowed in order to disperse the pressure, otherwise, it is possible to become like Hawking all of a sudden, and be in a wheelchair for life. In order to treat insomnia, it is not cost-effective to make yourself a high paraplegic.

The decision has been made, just do it! The first is to shave the head, to put a charm on the top of the head, and the hair on the head is not good. Mr. Zhou pulled out a pair of clippers and spent a quarter of an hour shaving my hair, then cleaned up a little, freed up a dirty table for me to lie on, and drew five talismans, each with a different content. After he finished drawing, he attached these talismans to my navel, chest, throat, eyebrows, and the top of my head, and according to him, these five talismans were equivalent to building a bridge that could gradually draw the fire of the center and heart to the top of my head. However, this set of spell cycles for borrowing fire is also very long, and it will take a whole year to complete!

Obediently, this means that I must have these five pieces of yellow paper pasted on my body for a whole year! And there are many precautions, such as not tearing, not getting wet, and so on. It's good to say that you can't tear this one, just be careful, but it's a bit too harsh if you can't get wet, who can guarantee that you won't sweat? Aside from this, the talisman attached to the navel and the chest is easy to say, after all, there are clothes in the way, but what should I do if it can be attached to the throat, the door of the head and the top of the head? Could it be that I usually go out like this? It's no wonder that people don't say it's a nervous disorder!

In the end, it was solved like this: Fu has a lot of reserves, and he goes to Mr. Zhou's house every Sunday to change. In addition to the monthly anti-cancer charm, my dad now takes me to visit the shroud shop four times more often! On the surface, he said that he didn't charge money, but my dad was too real, and every time he carried a bag of snacks, I didn't know what diabetes was at that time, otherwise I would definitely have to say to my dad with a northeast accent: Don't send it, send it out of diabetes again!

As for the three talismans that leak out of the clothes, this is purely a technical problem. Over the past year, if I don't go out, as long as I go out, I must have a big bag, a hat, and a scarf, especially in summer, my dress is particularly easy to attract attention. And the one on the door of the head, there is really no way. After watching Lin Zhengying's zombie movie, recalling the funny appearance at that time, it was really a bit like a little zombie with a corpse charm on the door of his head.

Because of this, I missed out on kindergarten at the age of four or five. My parents didn't want me to be like that with children.

From the age of four to five, I stayed at home for a whole year, and I hardly went out except for a trip to Mr. Zhou every Sunday when my dad took me. As for Zhou Xian, he is basically every Sunday. One thing that is special is that Mr. Zhou told us to go to him after 8 p.m. on the first Sunday of March, June, September and December. The first time we forgot, he was really not at home and didn't come back on his bike until after 8pm. My dad asked him why he went, and he didn't know, and my dad didn't ask any more. Every time I went to Mr. Zhou's shroud shop, he wanted to tell me ghost stories, intentionally or unintentionally, and my dad quickly stopped it, he wanted to maintain the relationship between our family and Mr. Zhou only in terms of interest transactions.

Because I was once possessed by Liu Jianguo, my personality became a little introverted due to his influence, and because I hardly went out and did not contact any children for a year, my personality became more and more withdrawn. Suffice it to say, I spent a year discarding all the connections I had built up in four years.

However, all this was not in vain, since the five talismans were pasted on the body, the quality of sleep at night has indeed improved a lot, those weird nightmares have gradually decreased, and in the end, there are basically few dreams.

Sunday, October 9, 1988. When I took off the yellow paper that I had pasted on my body for a year one by one, and wanted to run happily on the small dirt road in front of the shroud shop to celebrate, I realized that this year, I definitely lost more than just the children I once had. Ran a short hundred meters and fell four times.

According to Mr. Zhou, this is a symptom of a weak central body and poor coordination. However, this is far from the end, my weight has been plummeting since then, my appetite has deteriorated, I was a little fat person until I was 4 years old, and since the center and heart have led the fire to the sky, I have gradually started to develop in the direction of skinny.

To be honest, since I was sensible, I really hated the decision my dad made for me in the first place. Judging from my later experience, I would rather dream of ghosts every night than drag a weak body and clumsily survive in the middle of the school class every day.

To paraphrase the old saying: time is like water, life is like a song. Time is probably the only thing in this world that is fair to everyone, no matter who you are, no matter what you have been through, you will definitely grow a year older every year that passes. In this way, like the children of the same age around me, I went all the way from elementary school, junior high school, and high school. As I stopped having those weird dreams, my memories when I was four years old gradually blurred, except that I didn't dare to watch the second episode of the CCTV version of "Journey to the West", I was basically no different from other children.

My family has never forgotten my future calamity, and they kept nagging me in my ear, telling me to eat more vegetables and exercise more, so that I can be cancer-free in the future, but I feel that it doesn't matter. Although I have seen ghosts and judges when I was four years old, even if I see more, four years old is also an innocent age, and even if I have really seen ghosts, I will not associate it with death, at most I will feel that ghosts are just one of many terrible things, no different from the tigers in the zoo and the mother who loses her temper.

Nowadays, people generally regard sexual maturity as a sign of a person's maturity, but I believe that a person's real maturity should start from the first time he seriously thinks about death, and my maturity began in the third grade.