The old Zen master waved his hand, and the apprentice fell from the cypress tree involuntarily. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhang Xiaofan flew upwards again, and felt that it was more difficult than climbing to the sky, the fragrant cypress tree grew in the wind, and it was about a million zhang high in a short time, and he only flew hundreds of miles.

Now that the master has spoken, Zhang Xiaofan is no longer reluctant, driving the auspicious clouds, turning around and leaving.

On the same day, he was frightened away by the monsters of the Wusi Tibetan country, Zhang Xiaofan has been ashamed all these years, and now he has achieved success, and this nine-toothed nail rake has been completely refined and matured, ask yourself, even if it is comparable to Zhu Bajie, it should not be much worse.

In this case, I have to do a good job of subduing demons and eliminating demons, which can be regarded as a breath of sulking for myself.

Just thinking about it, I noticed that in the Fuling Mountain in the distance, there was a mountain demon cloud rolling, it seemed that this was it.

I have to say that this Buddha governs the two continents separately, and this Wusi Tibetan country is located at the junction of the two continents, and now in addition to the monsters, there is no immortal Bodhisattva who came to subdue the demons and eliminate the demons, which is clearly dereliction of duty.

Zhang Xiaofan complained in his heart about the immortals and Buddhas in the heavenly realm, and landed on the head of the clouds, and had already landed outside the cave where the demon clouds were dense.

The gate of this cave is divided into two doors, there are door nails, and there is a stone pillar standing outside the door, with three big characters on it, Zhang Xiaofan took a closer look, and was suddenly surprised: "Yunzhan Cave?!" Isn't this the cave where Zhu Bajie married his daughter-in-law Gao Laozhuang? How did it end up here? Could it be that the monster in this is Zhu Bajie's ex-wife Mao Second Sister? ”

Zhang Xiaofan walked in and stretched out his hand to pat on the door, the door opened after a while, and walked out of a delicate and delicate beauty with a melon seed face, only to see this beauty graceful, with a slightly red face, holding a sword, and walked out.

When the woman saw Zhang Xiaofan, her face immediately turned red, she had occupied this cave for nearly a hundred years, but she didn't expect to meet a man who came to knock on the door.

Putting away the sword at the moment, Jiaodi opened his mouth and smiled: "This brother, what is the matter with you coming to the Little Sister Cave Mansion?" ”

"Ahem!"

Zhang Xiaofan saw that the girl was beautiful, although her qi and blood were not weak, and her demonic aura was rampant, but she had no karma entangled, and she felt that she should have taken the wrong path.

At the moment, he hurriedly gave up his hand and replied: "I'm sorry for this, this fairy, I want to inquire about something, a hundred years ago, there was a giant demon nearby, poisoning nearby creatures. I'm here to get rid of demons, but I didn't think I'd find the wrong way. I wonder if the fairy can give me some pointers? ”

When the woman heard Zhang Xiaofan speak, her cheeks, which were still shy, suddenly retracted, turned into Yaksha angry, her pretty face was frosty, and she shouted angrily: "What am I, it turned out to be the Taoist priest who attacked and killed my grandmother a hundred years ago." The thief is gone, eat me with a sword! ”

As the woman spoke, she drew her sword and struck her.

This woman's whole body is slender, with a willow waist and hips, her arms wielding a long sword, her posture is very beautiful, a gust of fragrant wind is blowing, Zhang Xiaofan feels a little intoxicated, and waits until the sword is close, and the cold light is pressing, and then she suddenly sobers up.

"The fragrant wind is poisonous!"

It was a little late to understand, Zhang Xiaofan already felt that his limbs were sore, and hurriedly urged the nine-tooth nail rake, this divine soldier automatically protects the master, the woman is not embankment, I thought that the man had been hit by his snake venom, but I didn't expect that there was still the power to resist, and suddenly hit this blow, spurted three liters of blood, and flew back upside down.

Although Zhang Xiaofan won here, he was accidentally hit by the poisonous gas of this banshee and could not pursue. And after the woman fled back to the cave, she closed it tightly, and it is unknown whether there are other monsters inside. At that moment, Zhang Xiaofan could only flee quickly with a nine-tooth nail rake, just waiting for the poison on his body to be removed, and then this revenge would be returned.

The woman was hit by a blow, so she could only force herself back to the cave, close the mountain gate, and after two days of cultivation, she recovered slightly, and then remembered the danger of the day.

Zhang Xiaofan's cultivation is far better than this woman, if the woman hadn't used poison gas to sneak attack, she might have lost her fragrance that day. If Zhang Xiaofan returns from detoxification and has precautions, this woman is powerless to resist.

In this case, it is better to burn down this cave mansion and take refuge in a nearby demon king.

Do what you want, this woman cleaned up the softness, burned the cave with a fire, leaving an empty shell for Zhang Xiaofan, she drove Xiangyun and took refuge in a demon king in the West.

On the other side, Zhang Xiaofan was hit by poisonous gas, and let the nine-toothed nail rake drive him all the way to the west for thousands of miles, and the poisonous gas in his body could not be discharged, and he burned all over his body.

Zhang Xiaofan didn't know what was going on, but he saw a deep mountain stream in front of him, and the river was rolling, just to take a cold bath for himself.

At this moment, suddenly a star fell from the sky in the cold light and fell into the mountain stream.

"Could this be the so-called fate?"

Zhang Xiaofan fell into the river, recited the water avoidance spell, and hugged the cold meteorite tightly, and the heat of his whole body collided with the cold air emitted by the meteorite, and was immediately stimulated and spread.

One hot and one cold circulated in his body, and Zhang Xiaofan actually entered a state of cultivation under such circumstances.

The star meteorite was held by Zhang Xiaofan, formed a large piece of ice, floated in the river, and continued to flow forward along the river, and I don't know how long it took, and finally fell into a cave.

One person and one stone embraced a hundred years of time like this, and Zhang Xiaofan woke up again.

Zhang Xiaofan was woken up.

"Wow......"

Zhang Xiaofan never thought that he would meet such an ugly woman, with big buckteeth, squinted eyes, yellow and fluffy hair, baring teeth, this woman smiled, her yellow teeth were scattered, and she looked like a fierce beast.

"Girl, your mother's surname!"

Zhang Xiaofan stood up and felt the energy in his body that seemed to be surging, and before he knew it, the Nine Revolutions Xuangong had jumped from the second turn to the third turn, and the cultivation of the True Immortal Stage had also jumped to the Taiyi Golden Immortal.

"My mother's surname is Yue, hee hee ......"

The woman's voice was still quite pleasant, and it seemed that it was not useless except for being ugly.

"That...... Dare to ask the girl, how did I get here? Zhang Xiaofan arched his hand and asked.

"My mother said you came with an egg," the woman said, gesturing to a two-meter-tall oval eggshell just two meters away.

"Looks like it'......"

Zhang Xiaofan remembered that because of the poisonous gas, his whole body was hot and dry, and he wanted to jump into the river, but he didn't expect to encounter the fall of the stars, and the meteorite was different from the past, and it was cold. I simply hugged the cold meteorite and fell into the river together.

When the cold air entered the water, it immediately froze itself and the meteorite into a large ice mound, slowly wandering downstream with the undulations of the river.

I don't know how many years have passed, but my strength has been running endlessly anyway, and I have broken through again, which is really gratifying.

"Hey, what's your name?" The woman suddenly pulled Zhang Xiaofan's sleeve and asked quietly.

"Under Zhang Xiaofan," Zhang Xiaofan arched his hand, this woman has nothing wrong except for being ugly, and she is also more enthusiastic, so she went to pour a bowl of water for Zhang Xiaofan.

"I'm not thirsty!"

Zhang Xiaofan declined the girl's kindness, and just turned around inadvertently, and saw that the woman's black palms were stretched into the bowl, how could she still drink this water.

After declining the woman's kindness, Zhang Xiaofan came to the giant egg, touched it lightly with his hand, and felt that the eggshell was very brittle, and it was still full of cold, but by this time it was no longer leaking out.

The protective energy of the eggshell seemed to be exhausted, and with a slight push, the eggshell immediately broke out of a hole.

After the eggshell was broken, Zhang Xiaofan finally saw the truth inside - a woman in a white jade dress, quiet and leisurely, with long eyelashes, thin lips, fair and delicate skin, curled up.

The woman seemed to feel that the house she lived in was opened, and she opened her eyes, and her eyes were extraordinarily gentle, as if she were looking at a lover, and they were all sparkling.

"You...... Can you hear me? Zhang Xiaofan looked at the woman in front of him, and was a little dizzy again, how could he touch Sister Bingbing inside the eggshell.

Zhang Xiaofan racked his brains to think about memories here, but the woman in white on the other side was still like a porcelain doll, her beautiful eyes blinked from time to time, and she refused to stop looking at Zhang Xiaofan.

"I definitely haven't seen this Sister Bingbing's movie, but the woman with big buck teeth just now seems to have some impressions," Zhang Xiaofan turned his head suddenly, and the woman with buck teeth was sitting on the ground playing with mud.

"The Great Sage of Love", another masterpiece of Director Liu who directed "Journey to the West", but unfortunately I only watched one beginning, and I couldn't stand it anymore.

This movie seems to involve aliens or something, I just saw the famous female singer open with big buckteeth, and then I wanted to vomit, and after watching it for a few minutes, I immediately walked away to do my homework.

"Could it be that Sister Bingbing is the alien princess?" Although Zhang Xiaofan didn't watch that movie, he heard people discuss it, and it seems that Sister Bingbing played an alien princess who escaped from marriage, and she fell in love with the big bucktooth sister.

And the big bucktooth sister fell in love with Tang Seng.

In the end, Tang Seng was furious and rushed to heaven, seemingly fighting with the Jade Emperor.

This content is a bit exciting, but it seems that there is something wrong with the plot.

First of all, Sun Wukong must still be pressing under the Five Elements Mountain, that is to say, Tang Seng definitely does not exist, at least he has not been born yet.

Secondly, the movie I traveled through was "Three Dozen White Bone Spirits", but the unexpected "The Great Sage of Love" characters were added, that is to say, the world is no longer changing all the time, and it is likely that it is because of my own participation, which has led to the disorder of the plot.

For example, Zhu Bajie was killed by himself, and after Marshal Tianpeng was freed, he relisted the immortal class, and he would definitely not follow Tang Seng to learn scriptures.

The third, and most important one, is a loophole in its own right. If the operation of the heavenly road is like a racing race, all the racers have their own track, and according to the dark box, all this is a doomed result.

just broke into it by himself, resulting in a series of reactions, the greater his ability and scope of activity, the greater the impact, and it is likely that in the end, the entire Journey to the West plan will be destroyed.

Will Rulai and Guanyin make trouble for themselves?

It shouldn't be, I have already apprenticed to the Moonlight Bodhisattva, which is known as one of the three saints of the East, and Guanyin Bodhisattva is the three saints of the West with the Great Trend Bodhisattva and Amitabha Buddha, which should belong to the juxtaposition relationship that does not belong to each other.

Even if you make a mistake, according to your teacher's temper, you will protect yourself, after all, women are the most protective of their shortcomings.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaofan not only breathed a sigh of relief, but also made his hand a little heavier, and the eggshell was completely destroyed.

The woman in white also jumped out of the eggshell, and sure enough, she was plump, like Sister Bingbing, with a pair of willow moon curved eyebrows that were particularly playful, and she had just been rescued from the eggshell by Zhang Xiaofan, and she actually took a knife and cut Zhang Xiaofan's throat.

"What are you doing?"

Zhang Xiaofan didn't dare to try whether the knife was sharp, so he snatched the knife directly.

"Give it back to me," the woman in white said in a somewhat squeamish tone, even more domineering, and was taken away from the knife, and even asked for it with confidence.