Chapter 445: Two Bodies and One Heart
Ma Kasa stood in front of the five people and assigned tasks.
"The first step is to trim the runway......
Niu Kelian walked ahead with a water hose in his hand, spraying distilled water into the red line runway.
The bald boss took a low-temperature resistant metal hose and followed behind Niu Kelian, spraying liquid nitrogen on the distilled water. The distilled water freezes quickly, clinging to the runway.
The NPCs of the staff outside the field quickly rushed into the field, and some followed behind the bald boss, smoothing out the uneven areas after freezing the distilled water.
And those staff members who tried to clean up the water between Niu Kelian and the bald boss were knocked down by Ye Han alone.
"Why! Why! Li Lianxi stuck to the glass of the radio room of the skating rink, her face full of disbelief, "If Niu Kelian was bribed by maggots to help maggots, but what about the staff?" ”
"They won't take any bribes, how did the maggots convince them?"
"Patrol for sure! It must be him, this damn fellow, who dares to go against the consciousness of the compass and favor maggots! ”
"You're thinking too much." A voice came from outside the door of the radio room.
Li Lianxi turned to look at the door and said vigilantly: "Who! ”
"Squeak~ya~", the door was pushed open.
Ma Li led Derpy Lu ...... Guys, walked in.
"The staff had a set to keep the site clean, and I just took advantage of that rule. As for the patrolmen, I haven't heard of them. Why don't you explain it to me? ”
As he spoke, he moved a chair and sat down at his desk, then rested his legs on the table. The arrogant posture, coupled with the embellishment of the two ladies behind him, is simply a living villain.
"No!" Li Lianxi slapped the table hard and shook the empty teacup on the sitting, "It must be the patrolman who revealed the rules to you, otherwise how could you understand the illusion so clearly!" ”
"Need someone to tell? I'm good at using my brain. Ma Li nodded his head with his hand, "From you, I found that a man can't think without a lower body, and this famous saying is really true." ”
"You, you fart!" Li Lianxi was humiliated by both IQ and body, and was so angry that she blushed and had a thick neck.
Lu Xiaodu, who was on the left side of the horse, covered his nose and moved to the left without a trace, away from the horse.
Lu Xiaodu, who was on the right, was curious about Ma Li's words: "Who said this famous saying?" ”
"Uh......" Ma Li didn't expect Lu Xiaodao on the right to be so serious, so he said nonsense again: "I can't remember, it may be Lu Xun, or it may be Bai Yansong." ”
Li Lianxi smashed the empty teacup and pointed at Ma Li: "You fart!" Our family has lived for so long, and I've never heard these two say what you said! ”
Ma Li rolled his eyes, slanted the corners of his mouth and said contemptuously, "Ignorance." These two are the fathers of famous sayings and aphorisms, and all the famous quotes that can't find a source are said by these two! You don't even understand this? ”
Li Lianxi took a deep breath, stabilized her emotions and said slowly: "Are you looking for our family just to mock?" Hmph, what a short-sighted maggot. Even if the ice is leveled, you won't be able to cross the death runway in three minutes. You're still in the mood to tease me with me. ”
"Oh? Is it? ”
As soon as Ma Li finished speaking, Derpy Lu muttered: "You robbed me of my mantra and imitated my tone, it's too much!" ”
Li Lianxi bypassed them, walked to the door and sneered: "You are the grasshopper after the autumn, and you can't jump for a few days." We'll see. ”
"Huh. Who are you flea fart, scaring you? Holding the back of his head with both hands, he leaned back to the chair and winked at Derpy on the right, who in turn winked at Derpy on the left.
Li Lianxi said uneasily: "What are you blinking for?" ”
It retreated as it spoke. Although it knew that the patrol car was getting looser and looser because of the control of the compass, Ma Li's mission was not yet complete, and it had been in close contact with him for too long, which had seriously violated the rules of the illusion.
In case the compass releases the patrol car again, there is a good chance that he will be severely punished again.
This place should not stay for a long time, change places and monitor maggots!
It made up its mind, and as soon as it stepped out of the room, it was ...... by Lu Xiaodao They grabbed the left and right shoulders.
"Ahh Like a cat with its tail stepped on, he cried, "Get your dirty hands away!" We're not something you two disgusting creatures can touch! ”
Zuo Du looked at Right Du curiously: "Why do you want to arrest him?" ”
Right Dumb turned his head to look at Ma Li: "Yes, why did you arrest him?" ”
"I'm ashamed, but I'm going to say it......" As Mahata shook the chair so violently that the two legs that kept the balance finally struck.
"Bang Dang"
He fell backwards with the chair and slammed to the floor.
He didn't cry out for pain or dirty, so he lay on the ground, his eyes rolled up and looked at the three of them: "When I win the championship, I want to share the joy with the eunuchs." ”
"Isn't it disgusting?" Derpy Lu...... They looked disgusted and asked questions in unison.
Ma Li got up and touched his somewhat messy hairstyle: "It's not disgusting. ”
"You're not disgusting, our family is disgusting." Li Lianxi was stunned for a moment after speaking, and then her face changed greatly.
"Nope! You can't do this! We know that you want to use the rules of the illusion to punish our family by the patrolmen. ”
"But if you instruct someone to attack me, it will also be judged as an aggressive act, and you will be punished. Are you really going to break the net with our fish? ”
Ma Kasa grinned, "Not necessarily. I just told Right Dumb that I wanted her to help, but I didn't tell her what to do. Whether it is to tie you up or attack you, it is all her own brain, and it has nothing to do with me. ”
"Huh~" Li Lianxi sneered, looked at Lu Xiaodao to the right and said, "Lu Xiaodu, do you see that person's face clearly?" Men are a species that will always betray their women at critical moments in order to protect themselves. You're an outsider, and if you attack me, you'll be punished by the patrol car, and you'll never be ......."
It wants to sow discord, but ......
"Smack", Derpy slapped it at the same time.
Zuo Xiaodao said angrily: "I was born as Brother Ke Lian's person. ”
Derpy added, "I'm dead as Brother Ke Lian's ghost." ”
Then, the two of them said in unison: "If you fool Gil again, we will cut off your life!" ”
"You dare to hit me!" Li Lianxi stared at Lu Xiaodao with an unbelievable gaze, and then looked left and right, as if searching for something.
"What about patrol cars? What about the Rangers? Where are you dead! Why don't you come out! You can't be so partial to Magasa......"
"Ignorance." Ma Li snorted coldly and walked to the window to observe the production of the ice road, "Lu Xiaodao is already a native here, and she will naturally not violate the rules if she takes the initiative to attack you." ”
Li Lianxi opened her mouth wide in surprise: "What! No way! This Lu Xiaodao has only been in for a few hours, how could she be transformed so quickly! The patrol must have deliberately targeted me, and he wanted to set up a trap to frame me! ”
Ma Li's eyes squinted and sarcastically said, "Isn't it strange that you attacked me as soon as you came in, and you were punished and became a native?" You're just a eunuch, don't keep holding the delusion that 'there are always people who want to harm me'. ”
(End of chapter)