Text Chapter Ninety-Six: The Journey of Warcraft
Inside the dungeon.
"It's ok. I haven't seen him for a few days, how can I mess with him?" Yun Jieqi said.
"Leave him alone, it's an old problem. Come, drink. Lin Yi said.
"Good. Is the birthday banquet lively today?, Xiong Shao'an?" Yun Jie sat down and said.
"It's so lively! It's so lively that my dad doesn't want to do it again. Then he told him about the events at the banquet. At this time, Yan Ruiqing suddenly turned around and said with teary eyes, "It's wet, teach my brother a few tricks to pick up girls." I've never had a good time meeting you, if you don't teach me."
"I really can't..."Yun Jie said helplessly.
"You pretend, you are careful of being struck by lightning! You can't do it yet? You are really fast enough, and you choose the best to start. Yan Ruiqing gritted her teeth and said.
"When will I pick up the best again?" Yun Jie said in his heart, my little life is almost over, and I still have the heart to pick up the best!
"Hmph, ignore him. He was rejected by Hai Run'er, and he was devastated!" Lin Yi said with a smile.
"Hai Run'er, it must be that stinky girl who is using me as a shield again!" Yun Jie said secretly.
"I'm ....." Yun Jie felt powerless and couldn't explain, "You get up first." I've heard a trick that I heard, but I don't know if it works, do you want to hear it?"
Yan Ruiqing's eyes suddenly lit up, pulled over the chair and sat next to Yun Jie, and said, "Hurry up, let's listen." ”
"That's, that's right. What about our side, if you pick up girls and lose repeatedly. Let's change the method, first penetrate the enemy's interior, and then develop from the inside out!" Yun Jie pretended to be profound.
"How do you break into the enemy?" Yan Ruiqing asked.
"You think, if people are annoying you, you can only add fuel to the fire if you chase after you. It's better to be friends first, and then slowly influence her!!" Yun Jie said.
"Cut, I thought it was the secret. If a beautiful woman hates you, you're just a pile of shit, and she doesn't even bother to step on it!
"It depends on what kind of friend you are. Shake off their guards, and then take advantage of the weakness to get in! We have a tall man there who looks like a bear like you. But people can be beautiful every day, how about it?"
"Yes, my lord is better looking than him!!" Yan Ruiqing corrected, "Say it quickly, what way?"
"That's. Pretend to be a sissy!!!Give them the illusion that you only like men. Remove their vigilance!And, uh-huh, you don't need me to teach you, right?" Yun Jie said.
"Hmm.... Wake up the dreamer with a word!" Yan Ruiqing instantly felt that the world was lit up again.
"Then, you usually have to be like this, stretching out your orchid fingers..."The more Yun Jie spoke, the more he rose, and taught Yan Ruiqing various motherly postures, Yan Ruiqing didn't feel that Yun Jie was cheating him at all, and he studied very seriously. Lin Yi on the side could only hold back a laugh, and said in his heart, "This Yun Jie is too lacking in virtue!!"
"Brother, you are really here. Lin Jiaojiao walked in from outside the underground palace, followed by Xiong Shao'an, who looked like a slave.
"Yes, sit down. Looking for me?" Lin Yi said.
There is an old man outside, saying that you recognize him as a father, and this is not looking for your son. When the guards heard this, they didn't dare to stop them, so they hurried to find you, but you are here. Lin Jiaojiao said squeamishly.
"I recognize my father?! Who is so bold to make fun of me? What does that old man do??" Lin Yi said when he heard the fire.
"Pig sellers. Said you bought his pig and recognized a father by the way!"
"Poof!" Yun Jie was so shocked that he squirted out the wine. He said, 'This old man is fierce enough, he came to the door so soon!'
"I'll take a look, you guys drink first," Lin Yi hurriedly left.
"I'll go with you, I can't scare him to death!" Yan Ruiqing followed.
Lin Jiaojiao sat down angrily, and Xiong Shaoan served diligently. Suddenly, Lin Jiaojiao's eyes stared directly at Yun Jie.
Seeing this, Xiong Shaoan was so frightened that he hurriedly reminded, "Uh, that, Yun Jie has already intended someone!" Lin Jiaojiao turned around and said, "Did you let you speak?"
Xiong Shaoan immediately shut up.
Yun Jie stretched out his thumb at Xiong Shao'an and said, "Old Xiong, the elite in the ears of the rake!"
"Get out!" Xiong Shaoan glared.
"You did it, right??" Lin Jiaojiao looked at Yun Jie with a cold gaze.
"What the hell??" Yun Jie pretended to be confused.
"You didn't find that old man, you'd better admit it, otherwise, I'll see how my brother cleans you up when he comes back!" Lin Jiaojiao hugged her arms and said angrily.
"Speak quickly, don't my Jiaojiao off. Xiong Shaoan bluffed.
Yun Jie pouted indifferently and shook his head proudly.
After a while, Lin Yi came back in flames, followed by Yan Ruiqing, who looked like a frost.
"Uh, everything is alright?" Yun Jie said cautiously.
"Hmph, old fellow. I didn't think I had bought his pig! I didn't bother to explain to him, but I rewarded him with a few gold coins and walked away happily. What kind of immoral thing did this? I'm so angry!" Lin Yihuo said.
"That's the case!" Yun Jie was relieved when he heard this. The voice suddenly rose an octave, and who knows, woke up the little pigs in the bathroom, and the little pigs squeaked and ran out one by one, scurrying around in the corridor.
"Brush!"
"Brush!"
"Brush!!" everyone's eyes instantly locked on Yun Jie. Lin Yi raised his eyebrows, stood up and said, "Where did this pig come from?"
"This, this, that... That's how it goes.. I want to eat roast suckling pig today, and I didn't bring any money, so, so...."Yun Jie saw that the paper couldn't hold the fire, and said weakly.
"So you just say my name and give me my father, your grandson is lacking in virtue enough!" Lin Yiwei shouted.
"Mind me, the main reason is that I didn't expect this old man to dare to come to the door! hehe..." Yun Jie smiled weakly.
"Alright, get out, someone's looking for you. I'll settle my account back!" Lin Yi sighed and waved his hand.
"Looking for me?" Yun Jieqi said.
"Master, why didn't you tell me. You even soaked the first beauty of the Holy Imperial Court, Lang Yuenu!" Yan Ruiqing cried with a sad face.
"Lang Yue Nu?!Damn, don't go!" As soon as he thought of the white-haired witch, Yun Jie's waist hurt!
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Lang Yuenu went to the birthday banquet in the morning, said hello to Lin Feng, and returned to the station. At the venue, she didn't know what was happening later, and she wasn't in the mood to know. The purpose of the birthday celebration has been achieved, and she plans to leave tomorrow. What Yun Jie or Alien War Spirit is not important to her. Important people, already gone.
remembered that Luo Lao promised that after the birthday banquet, he would hand over the Pisces jade pendant to her. In the afternoon, she came, planning to take it back and return it to Mu Xiyan, and then the two had nothing to do with each other.
When he came to the gate of the palace, the guards stopped him and asked who he wanted to see? Lang Yuenu opened his mouth and was about to say Luo Chi, but when the words came to his mouth, he remembered that these people would not know Luo Lao. said to find Yun Jie. When the guards heard this, they directly said that there was no such person!
Lang Yuenu understood, this was Lin Feng's arrangement to protect Yun Jie.
Who should she say? She didn't know anyone in the palace. Just as he was at a loss, he saw an old man walking out happily with a few gold coins, and the person who gave the gold coins wasn't Lin Yi, the son of Lin Feng? Then he said, "Lin Yi." ”
Lin Yizheng here is angry for a father for no reason, and when he heard someone shouting here, he walked over angrily and saw that it was Lang Yuenu, and immediately said respectfully, "It's Teacher Lang, are you looking for me?"
"Dear Teacher Lang, are you coming to see me?" Yan Ruiqing, who was next to Lin Yi, thought that he was holding his hair in a chic manner, and his eyes were green.
"Hehe, it's not. I'm here to find Yun Jie!"
"I'm looking for that grandson again!" Yan Ruiqing stomped his feet and scolded. He scolded him, and Lin Yi couldn't admit that Yun Jie was not there.
"Rest assured, we've seen it a long time ago. I'm not going to leak his news, I'm just here to get my stuff back. Lang Yuenu looked at Lin Yi, who had a difficult face, and explained.
"You can't give it all, right? It's not that you and ......." Yan Ruiqing immediately gossiped.
"Then please come in. Wait in the side hall, I'll call him. Lin Yi slapped Yan Ruiqing on the mouth and said.
"Okay, thanks. ”
"I haven't finished talking yet..."Yan Ruiqing shouted and was pulled away by Lin Yi.
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"Oh, I envy you. You dare to do something like a tiger's mouth!" Yan Ruiqing sighed in the underground palace.
"What kind of tiger's mouth?" Yun Jieqi said.
"Langyue Nu is a girl with a master, who doesn't know?
"Cut!" Yun Jie pursed his lips and said in his heart, "Bubble, you don't know how ruthless this girl is." "What is she looking for me for?"
"I said I was asking you for something. Lin Yi said.
"What kind of love object did she give you?embroidery?hair?or underwear,?!?," Yan Ruiqing said excitedly.
"Let's take some medicine and take some medicine. Yun Jie said in annoyance, ignoring Yan Ruiqing, standing up and walking out.
"Hey, let's talk about it. If so, I'll exchange the money with you.." Yan Ruiqing shouted behind Yun Jie.
Out of the dungeon, through the Moon Gate. A few days of life in the palace made Yun Jie familiar with the structure of the palace. Walk the road and arrive at the side hall next to the house gate.
In the side hall, Lang Yuenu tasted tea elegantly. The invincible delicate face, slender jade legs, provoking figure and elegant sitting posture give men an urge to commit crimes! But in Yun Jie's eyes, these are all floating clouds. He only remembered that this girl was hot, not to mention, that long white leg kicked people and thieves hurt!
"What are you looking for me for?" Yun Jie entered the side hall and walked to Lang Yuenu's side, impatiently.
"Looking for you? Lang Yuenu didn't raise his eyelids and said, "I'm looking for your master Luo Chi, is he there?"
"No. Come, send off. Yun Jie said politely.
"If you don't want to be beaten again, go to your master quickly. Otherwise..."Lang Yuenu pinched the teacup and gave Yun Jie a threatening look.
"How else do you dare to hit me here? Ahem, what are you looking for him? I'm going to go to him. Looking at Lang Yuenu, whose face was getting worse and worse, the hero didn't eat the losses in front of him, Yun Jie hurriedly put on a smiling face.
"Hmph. Your master promised me a Pisces jade pendant after the birthday feast. Go tell him I'm here to get it. Lang Yuenu said with disdain.
"Oh. Yun Jie turned around and understood. That's true. "You wait, I'll get it for you. He happily agreed, not because Yun Jie was in a good mood, but because he wanted to send the female demon away quickly.
Out of the side hall, Yun Jie estimated that Luo Lao should be in the secret room in the garden at this time, so he went straight to the secret room. When he was about to reach the secret room, a white light flew out of the garden and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"There are shooting stars in broad daylight.." Yun Jie raised his head and smacked his lips.
After arriving at the secret room, he found that Luo Chi was not there. Only Hai Run'er, who was crossed by Erlang's legs and was vivid, was inside.
As soon as Yun Jie entered, Hai Run'er reprimanded him in an old-fashioned manner: "Well, what are you doing here, this kid? Is this the place where your hairy child came?"
'Lao Tzu will take you in sooner or later!!' Yun Jie scolded secretly, but he didn't dare to show it. He found that a woman was better than himself! and he loved to do it. Squeezing out a smile, he said, "I came to find my master, may I ask, where did he go." ”
Hai Run'er deliberately put on a beautiful face and said like a little adult: "Your kid is doing well this time, and he is very polite." Your master, he just left. ”
"That white light just now was my master, where did he go?" Yun Jie remembered the white light that flashed on the roof when he first entered the secret room.
"It's a drop. I went to Wanjiang. Catch the alien war spirit. ”
"Catch the Alien War Spirit, why don't you call me?" Yun Jie said hurriedly.
"Take you, cut ......," Hai Run'er pursed her lips and said contemptuously.
Ignoring Hai Run'er, Yun Jie knew that Luo Lao was afraid that he would get in the way. But..... I've been to Wanjiang once, but nothing happened. This old fellow!
Out of the secret room, Yun Jie looked at the sky and thought, 'If you don't take me?' then I'm going to go? or going? Anyway, Master is there, and you can call for help if you are in danger. Convince himself, step onto the roof, shoot a few points on the building, Yun Jie excitedly rushed towards Wanjiang. Forget all about Lang Yue Nu coming to get the jade pendant!
Yun Jie didn't know that when he went, his little life was almost finished in Warcraft...
Lao Ben floated by, begging for collection...