People can't be bored, and when they are bored, they want to find something to do, the difference is that some people like to do good things and some people like to do bad things.

Poplar is very bored now, the daughter-in-law doesn't play with herself, and the buddies avoid herself, and she is simply depressed.

The qi supernatural didn't know when it would appear, Poplar squatted by the river and seriously thought about what he should do next to pass the time, and after the eighth time someone kindly came up to persuade the young man not to jump down if he wanted to do anything, Poplar had to leave this good place to see the scenery.

Bore, he wandered aimlessly, and after strolling, he came to the magic capital pedestrian street.

It is said that the earth mutation can't stop people from eating, drinking and having fun, and this street is still full of people, and from time to time there are screams to catch thieves, which is very lively.

Walking and walking, Bai Yang stopped and suddenly turned around, and saw a row of uncles and aunts squatting on the side of the street.

Touching his chin, Poplar's eyes lit up, he had long wanted to do this!

So he left in a hurry, and soon came to this place again, not only changing his attire, but also carrying a large sign on his shoulder, covered with a red cloth.

Looking left and right, there was a larger space between a monk and a Taoist priest, and Bai Yang walked over and said politely: "Two masters, do you want to squeeze it?" ”

The monk on the left looked up at Bai Yang, dressed in a world-famous brand suit, and a watch on his wrist that he couldn't afford to buy with the money he had flickered in his life.

So he said enthusiastically: "Is this little brother in trouble and needs to be consulted?" ”

Before Bai Yang could speak, the Taoist priest on the side pretended to be a ghost and spoke, shook his head and sighed: "It's not good, it's not good, hey......"

The monk glared at the Taoist priest, your uncle's robbery business, three seven open, my business, I seven you three, don't make me quiet.

A look, the Taoist priest understood in seconds, and suddenly stopped squeaking.

So the monk continued to be enlightened and looked at Bai Yang, meaning little brother, even if you speak, I am ready to kill you.

With everything in full view, Poplar was happy in his heart, and treated me as a mallet, shrugged his shoulders, pointed to the sign on his shoulder and said, "Two masters, in fact, we are peers, make room for us?" It's not easy to eat, I'm a fake."

You are here to grab a job, the two masters suddenly had no good faces, and the monk turned his eyes to the side and said, "There is no place here, you go elsewhere."

"You two can't occupy it so wide, it's not easy to eat mixed rice, be considerate," Poplar said and squeezed into the empty space, squatted in the corner of the wall and planted the sign in front, and then Mazha sat down and prepared to start work.

His actions made the two masters on the side unhappy, and the Taoist priest over there looked at Bai Yang with an unkind gaze and said: "Little brother, we are very conscious that we will not rob other people's territory, if you do this again, I will pinch my fingers and count you to have a bloody disaster!" ”

"It's okay master, my life is hard, trouble can't find me" Poplar grinned, he was actually threatened on this side of the earth, Poplar thought it was funny.

"Little brother, you take a look over there first, and then tell me if your life is hard," the monk on the other side pulled the sleeve of the poplar and pointed to the distance.

Poplar looked over, good guys, a group of guys who look like gangsters are looking at this side unkindly, feeling that you fortune tellers still have a bunch of thugs? Isn't it possible to be found by someone and be rough?

With a roll of his eyes, Bai Yang took out his mobile phone and said, "It's okay, my life is very hard, my cousin is the police chief of this area, master, do you say my life is hard?" Why don't I call him and ask him to come and prove it to you? ”

Although it was a fool, it was not a matter of minutes for Poplar to find a police chief to come over.

As soon as he said this, the appearance of the two fortune tellers made the two fortune tellers inaccurate, and his eyes signaled the group of thugs in the distance to be a little calm, and they first found out the bottom of the poplar and said in detail.

It is said that the fortune teller is good at fooling people, but a few knocks on the side not only did not get from Poplar to the end, but he almost explained his own, and suddenly knew that he had met a master, so he no longer talked to Poplar, but wanted to see what the hell he was doing.

The two fortune tellers were quiet, and Poplar also hung up the sign for himself, which was considered to be open.

When Bai Yang lifted the sign, the two masters on the side suddenly gasped with their eyes, and looked at Bai Yang with a look of your awesomeness.

I saw that the sign in front of Bai Yang read: "Ancestral craftsmanship, Tong Su is not bullied, professional fortune telling, dragon hunting, ancestral grave migration!" ”

If this is normal, then the next one will make the heads of the two masters dizzy, and the sign also reads "In addition, it undertakes catching ghosts and eliminating demons, dealing with mutant beasts with special abilities, environmental modification, genetic modification, ability awakening, martial arts cultivation immortals, and demon inheritance......"

However, this is not over, there are still signs on it: "Repair of nuclear submarines, reactors, refurbishment of nuclear warheads, polishing and waxing, aircraft carrier maintenance, high-altitude satellite dust removal, wholesale of fighter bomber nuclear warheads, and also undertake interstellar immigration, planetary property rights handling, large quantities of preferential invoices, and cards can be discounted by 20% ......"

It's not over yet, the next one is funny, it reads: "In line with the convenience of the service, but also to undertake the capture of the junior, lost and found, mobile phone unlocking, wedding photos to open the light, ghostwriting homework (five years or more do not answer, will not), help solve disputes (middle school or above do not answer, can not beat), in addition to can help host girlfriends (limited to women, over 18 years old and under 22 years old, big waist and thin hips round beauty voice, if you don't have time to accompany your girlfriend then your gospel is coming), the above business can be undertaken, reputation guarantee, door-to-door service, If you are not satisfied with the 100-fold compensation, you will not be able to suffer losses and be fooled by international certification! ”

After reading the signboard of the poplar, the Taoist priest on the side gave a thumbs up and said, "Little brother, you really dare to write, aren't you afraid of being beaten?" ”

"What is written on my signboard is the truth, as long as it is written on it, I can do it, why are I afraid of being beaten?" Poplar asked with a puzzled expression.

"You don't know how to use the Internet, you copied a joke on the Internet, right? Engaging in performance art? The monk on the side couldn't stand it and said.

"No, I'm completely serious, I dare to do this porcelain work without that diamond? Are you doubting my professionalism? Poplar said with a rare and strange expression.

Hehe...... the two masters suddenly didn't want to talk to Poplar, I'm afraid it's not a fool!

Moreover, who rarely talks to you, these days, no one believes the truth.

Ignoring the two masters on the side, the old god of Poplar sat comfortably and waited for the business to come to the door, I have this craft and I'm afraid that there will be no business, do you want to write wholesale goldfinger grandpa or something on the signboard, but it seems that the signboard is only so capitalized......

However, many times this is the case, it is obviously a real thing, others think it is exaggerated and they don't believe it, Poplar has been open for three hours, and the two masters on the side have fooled a few wronged big heads, he has no customers here at all, there are many people who watch, and there are people who take pictures and send them to Moments, but no one comes to seek service.

Poplar was speechless, and now people are all thinking about falling pies from the sky and smashing their heads into the sky, but no one believes it when such a good thing is really in front of them.

It's a person, do you want to mutate or do you want to cultivate immortals? I can completely satisfy you, even if you want to become a big Ding Ding Meng girl, there is a problem, but if you don't believe me, I can't help it.

In the expressions of countless people who are afraid of being fools, Bai Yang was stunned that there was no business coming to the door, which provoked the two masters on the side to secretly laugh, and thought that they were robbing their jobs, and their feelings were to be funny.

"Little brother, don't blame me for talking too much, you really can't do it, it's too exaggerated, and you can't dress well, where is there a fortune teller in a suit and tie? I don't believe it, you want to say that you sell insurance and estimate it with your appearance, so it's really not like you eat this bowl of rice," the Taoist priest on the side kindly reminded.

"Why am I dressed like this, the world is changing, and our fortune-telling service has to keep up with the rhythm, no, your business is too single, not as professional and comprehensive as me, I tell you, if I do a vote, ......"

Before the words were finished, Poplar really had business coming to the door.

A little fat man stood in front of Poplar's stall, wearing a school uniform, looking at Poplar timidly and asking, "This big brother, are you really writing your homework?" How much? ”

"What grade are you?" Poplar asked.

"I'm in the sixth grade, I can't answer a few questions, can you help me? I only have a hundred dollars on me, I don't know if it's enough," the little fat man said worriedly.

"Fatty, do you know how to read, I said that I won't answer above the fifth grade, show you a clear way, there is an Internet café over there, a hundred yuan can be two hours, and a young lady accompanies you, let her do it for you, proper" Bai Yang pointed to the side of the airway.

The little fat man glanced at it, his eyes lit up and said, "Really? ”

"Of course, go on a slippery day, young man, I'm optimistic about you, your hundred dollars spent on the cliff are worth it," Poplar waved his hand and said.

The little fat man left, and the monk on the side hated that iron could not become steel, looked at Bai Yang and said, "Why did you let him go?" A hundred dollars is not money."

"I said that the sixth-grade questions won't be, so where did I say just now?"

However, no one talks to Poplar anymore, and if you have money, you don't know how to earn it, I'm afraid it's not really a fool.

Cut, if you say no, you won't, you think the sixth-grade question is easy? Give you a three-year simulation, you can do it all right, count me losing! If I can't do it before the fifth grade, I still have to use my mobile phone to look it up on the Internet......

It's boring in itself, and it's even more boring if you don't have a business, Poplar originally really came out to deliver a big reward, but no one blames him? You deserve not to have this creation.

When he is bored, he wants to find something to do, he is not a fortune teller, so he finds some time to play with his professional counterpart, and secretly opens his eyes to observe passers-by.

Under the observation of discerning eyes, everyone shows different anger, some people are sick, some people are wealthy, some people are blessed, and some people are dead......

There are all kinds of beings, and everyone's recent situation is shown in the eyes of Poplar through various qi.

Looking at it, Poplar's head flashed, and his eyes widened, he was really looking for him thousands of times......