I'm too lazy to pay attention to my dad, anyway, after Uncle Deng turned into a zombie, I almost have the final say on everything in the funeral home, and all the money in the family is in my mother's.

But when my mom heard that I wanted three million, her face changed dramatically.

"Niu'er, Mom doesn't feel sorry for money, that Zeng Maocai doesn't seem to be good at stubble, Mom is worried that you have been deceived by him."

"Don't worry, Mom, I have someone under me now, and it's easy to clean up Zeng Mao, you quickly transfer three million to my card, and then take the contract of our family to contract the funeral home, and change the contract by the way this time."

The old contract was signed when my grandfather was alive, and it was not a funeral home at that time, what was it called a designated funeral cooperation center, and it is estimated that my father did not have less money after taking over, otherwise the funeral home would not have been able to open smoothly until now.

When my mother heard me mention my subordinates, her face suddenly turned pale, and she looked around and asked me in a low voice, "Peach Blossom, your subordinates are not human, right......?"

"They used to be human ......"

I said it very subtlely, but my mother was still frightened, and dared to grab my hand, "Are they here?" ”

I didn't see the bald heads when I came back last night, and I guess I was resting in the urn with a big injury, I shook my head.

As soon as I heard that they were not there, my mother's expression finally improved, and she spoke a lot louder, "Niu'er, it's not a good thing for those things to follow you, let the fairy send them all away." ”

"Mom, don't worry about it, there are good people and bad people, and ghosts are also good and bad, they all have good hearts."

"But they're ghosts after all."

"What the hell, if they hadn't helped me last night, would I still be able to stand in front of you, don't worry about this, hurry up and get the contract."

My mom wanted to say something, but I was already impatient, so she sighed and went back to her room to get the contract.

In fact, I don't want to rely on my mother's spoiled me to put on a face for her, especially her little daughter-in-law's wronged appearance, which makes me feel very sorry, but menopausal women like them are not ordinary nagging, if I don't do this, she has to say another half an hour.

After my mother left, I quickly went to the storeroom to get some incense and paper clothes, and picked out a machete for the newly collected Hum Ha Er.

The urn of the bald head was placed in another lounge behind the mourning hall, which was relatively small, and it was not usually used.

"It smells so good!"

The bald head jumped out first, ran to the incense and took a big gulp, and sent the incense ashes into his mouth one by one, just like the reincarnation of a starving ghost.

The second general also appeared, but they looked a little weak, and after a few sips of incense, they eased up a lot, and the machetes I burned to them were held in their hands with blank expressions.

"Boss, do you have a gun? We don't make this thing. ”

"yes, we all use guns."

I poured, and I was picky, and I didn't look at him angrily, "No, even if there is, do I still have to burn bullets for you?" ”

Can you shoot bullets out of that thing?

The bald head laughed and took out the machete and waved it, "Lao Tzu still thinks that the machete is easy to use, whoever dares to provoke Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will dismantle him in eight pieces." ”

The second general looked at the bald head speechlessly, probably thinking about how he recognized such a reckless man as a big brother, but the gun must be gone, and it is not bad to have a machete for self-defense, the machete is about the same size as the watermelon knife, and it is just right behind the waist.

I left them last night and left first, so I stayed and chatted with them a few more words, hum Ha two generals one is called Li Yuan, the other is called Zhang Ao, their clothes were burned when they were cremated, and they can't use my clothed mound.

"Then don't you have to go to Feng Yuefeng to get your urn back?" I frowned and pondered, this is a tricky matter!

Without an ash altar, they are equivalent to wandering spirits and wild ghosts, even if they have my offerings, they can only maintain their indestructible form, or they can increase their Taoism by eating other ghosts and becoming evil ghosts, but in that case, their minds will definitely change.

These people follow Feng Yuefeng to mingle, and there must be a cruel factor hidden in their hearts, and if they become evil ghosts, the consequences will be unimaginable.

But Nima finally got them away from Feng Yuefeng, and I went to him to ask for the ashes altar, wouldn't it be tantamount to telling him that he had two more ghost brothers who were harvested by me?

"You wait, wait until I go and approve the cemetery, and then I can justifiably go and ask for your urn."

"Hmm."

Hum Ha Er General nodded, and then the gentleman's incense sucking, and the bald head gobbling up, are like two painting styles.

I brought them some incense again, "You can order your own food later, you should be able to do it with a bald head, you two also practice practicing the things in the yang world, don't go out to hang out these days, just watch me at home and care for me." ”

The two generals are very grateful to me, but they don't know that I did this for a purpose.

The more powerful ghost around me now is Qin Muchen, that girl can only rely on him because I like him, and actually give me a cold president's shelf, and when I become stronger, see who is wagging his tail and following whom.

If you want to get away with it, then be thorough.

I went out to eat and went back to the room with the contract, I was going to study the previous contract, but Nima's contract was densely packed with words, I yawned and yawned, I didn't sleep well last night, I looked at it and didn't know when I fell asleep.

It was a phone ringing that woke me up, and I took out my phone to see that it was an unfamiliar number.

"Hello?"

"Hey, is it a peach blossom? I am Zeng Maocai, the director of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Zeng Maocai. ”

Oh mom, I trembled when I heard this peach blossom, goosebumps fell to the ground, and I didn't feel sleepy at all.

This girl was too anxious, and I thought he would call me tomorrow, but I didn't expect to call now.

Glancing at Qin Muchen's ashes, I pursed my lips, and then put on a delicate look, "It turned out to be Director Zeng, I just missed you, so you called me." ”

I was a woman since I was a child, and the first time I spoke in such a soft voice, I was almost disgusted to death by myself.

When Zeng Maocai heard me say this, he exclaimed happily, "Then we really have a heart, I am also thinking about you, I want to press you under me...... No, no, I want to treat you to a meal, I ordered a meal at the Tianbo Hotel, you can come over with the application form, and I will approve it for you after eating. ”

"Okay, Director Zeng, you wait for me."

After saying that, I quickly hung up the phone, and I guess I'm going to vomit when I listen to him again.

When the goosebumps on my body dissipated, I jumped out of bed, took myself off naked, and Xiao Nene deliberately threw it not far from Qin Muchen's ashes altar, hum, think the old lady has no market? Miss by a mile!

I took out the little one that Zhou Xianxian gave me on my birthday last year, Emma's cloth was so small that it couldn't even cover the Black Forest, and there was only one strap at the back, a bit like a thong.

It's still flesh-colored and transparent, and the matching underwear fabric is also pitiful, and it's the same as not wearing it.

After she gave me this set of underwear, I pressed it to the bottom of the box, but I didn't expect it to come in handy today.

I deliberately wore only underwear and went around in front of the dressing mirror, posing in various sultry poses, and I could feast my eyes from the angle of Qin Muchen's ashes, but he was unmoved.

Is it not in there?

Or is he in there, but he is not interested in me, and he looks at me coldly and monkeys?

Boring!

I picked out a pair of thigh-length denim shorts with a high-waisted tassel T-shirt on top, the tassels were just enough to cover the exposed waist, hazy, attractive but not revealing.

Just now, it was just an inspiration to stimulate Qin Muchen, and in the face of Zeng Maocai's old pervert, it was better to be a little conservative.

When he was so confused that he changed the contract, the cemetery was approved, and my sister withdrew!

When I went out, I was seen by my mother, and she didn't think it was anything when I was dressed like this, but the strange thing is that I, a lazy woman who never wears makeup, actually put on makeup today!

My mom hurriedly drank me, "It's time to eat, where are you going?" ”

"I made an appointment with a friend to meet, you can eat, Sensei is waiting for me."

"Who are you seeing? Xianxian said that she went out to work today, do you have any other friends besides Xianxian? "My mother looked suspicious, and decided that I was going to see Zeng Maocai, so she stepped forward to drag me.