Chapter 297: Male and Female

I don't dare to rest my breath this way, numb, I and Little Bear and I have stabbed a big basket.

Who is the other party?

Grandpa Chenghuang!

There are two or three hundred ghosts under him, all of whom have been practicing for hundreds of years. Don't say it's all here, just one of them can easily kill us both.

Fortunately, the bear is not heavy.

It's strange for you to say, although one meter seven is not tall among boys, it should be more than 100 pounds anyway. The weight of the little bear bear is estimated to be about 100 catties at most, which is too light.

An hour later, I climbed over a few hills and finally got away from the temple.

There were still mountains around, and I was at a loss for choice, and I didn't know where to flee.

Actually, even if I knew where the village was, I was too embarrassed to run into the village.

For wool?

I was in the side hall, and that day I waved my sleeves, and I didn't take away a single cloud, but I stripped all the clothes off Lao Tzu's body.

At this moment, from head to toe, I don't even wear a pair of panties, except for a pair of shoes and a pair of socks.

After running all the way, Tintin swung left and right, almost swelling his knee.

Now I am desperate to do two things. First, find clothes to cover your shame. Second, search out the "Three Qingdao Classics" from Xiao Xiongxiong, and then destroy it.

In the wilderness, there is not even a shadow of a ghost, where is there any clothes?

I stared at the unconscious cub on the ground, and my eyes lit up.

He's fully clothed!

Why don't I just rip off his clothes and put them on myself?

Little Xiong Xiong's little life is saved by me, and I don't want him to repay him with death, it's always okay to ask him to wear clothes.

Just do it!

I took off his pants directly.

What the hell? He has a red wedding dress on his upper body and a pair of red pants on his lower body.

According to him, he is a substitute for someone else.

Theoretically, shouldn't you put your wedding dress on the outside and wear your own clothes inside? I thought he had stripped his own clothes and put them on me. This product is good, the inside is smooth and slippery, and it is directly worn with red pants.

I was depressed, and I slandered in my heart: You said that you are a big man, wearing a wedding dress and making wool? Isn't it good to wear more than one of your own clothes?

Eighty percent of the bears are perverts!

Yes, when I ripped off his pants and saw his legs, I was more and more sure.

Ge Lao Tzu!

If you don't compare, there is no harm.

Look at my legs, above my ankles, all hairy, thick and dark.

Look at the legs of the little bear bear, the skin is thin and tender, there is not even a single hair, and the white flowers, the two legs are just long, and they are straight and straight!

Teniang's long legs don't look like a man's at all. Even if it grows on a woman, it is estimated that it can be regarded as one in a thousand...... No, one in a million.

Could it be that Bear Bear is a sissy?

No, he spoke to me, and his voice was hoarse.

Look at his face again, his beard is in a circle, his face is yellow, his face is full of potholes, it is estimated that it is a pimple scar, just like the battlefield after the bombardment. And the skin is wrinkled, shriveled and devoid of moisture......

In short, that's called an ugly!

Jia Daoshi's aesthetics this time are not bad, Xiong Wei is so ugly that people can't bear to look at it directly.

Well, without looking at his face, just staring at these legs, Lao Tzu almost wanted to change his sexual orientation.

The wedding pants are very loose, and although I am a few centimeters taller than the bear, they are suitable for myself.

Straightening his pants, I reached for the buttons on his wedding dress.

One by one...... Or is it a ......

This wedding dress is the kind of ancient placket button, and it took a long time to untie it, but not even one of them was undone.

I'm a little irritable, and I'm not in the right state. In the film store just now, I was sucked by Zhang Xinyu, that is, the headless demon. At that moment, Lao Tzu was weak, his legs were weak, as if he had been hollowed out, and this feeling was more tiring than five or six times a night.

In addition, I ran for an hour with the little bear on my back, and my arms, which had long been tired, were sore and trembling, and my fingers were trembling, and I couldn't make up my strength.

I was angry and tore it directly!

Shh

The big red wedding dress is open to both sides.

However, I was dumbfounded.

What did I see, sir?

Snow-white skin! Delicate as clotted fat, delicate as mutton fat. There are still no clothes in the wedding dress, but the chest is layered with several circles of white cloth!

Chest wraps!

This is a breast-wrapping!

I'm not an idiot, I've read a lot of martial arts novels, where men dress up as women. After coming out of the mountains, I have gained even more knowledge, and my current makeup technology is simply easy to disguise, and I can't argue with each other.

Is Little Bear a Bear?

Oh my God...... Even if Lao Tzu is an immortal, he would never have imagined it.

The hoarse voice of the little bear, the coquettish beard on the ugly face, who would think about a woman.

Yes, the first time we met, she was in a sedan chair, wearing a red wedding dress, and I did think she was a woman. However, later she said in person that she was a fake bride, and she went in to engage in the city god.

How can a woman grow a beard?

Fake, definitely fake!

I tugged at her beard and pulled it gently, and sure enough, a mask as light as a mask was removed.

A face that is extremely delicate under the mask.

The skin is delicate, can be broken by blowing, and is as white as the body. Gulnazar? The appearance is actually similar to Guli Nazha, there are eight points of imagination, nine points of godlikeness!

Putting aside people's private lives, this ...... This girl is simply beautiful, don't want it.

I was stunned for a long time, thinking that creation was really magical. My elder sister Yan Wushuang and Di Lieba are simply twins. Now I have another "Guli Nazha". Will I meet the girls of "Ozawa ~ Maria", "Matsushima ~ Kaede" and "Sugihara Priri" in the Korean girl group dancing and flirting in the future......

Uh, if I meet the girls of the Korean girl group and the women of the island country, should I win glory for the country?

Don't think about it for now, find the "Three Qing Taoist Sutra" and then talk about it.

Underneath the bear bear, it's basically clear at a glance.

The two long legs are smooth and slippery, and there is nothing to hide in the boxers.

The red wedding dress on the upper body is scattered, and there is nothing hidden in the wedding dress.

Then there was only one place where she could hide things.

I stared at her breasts, hesitating where to start.

Nonsense, it's impossible not to start, you have to do it. I don't care what the "Three Qing Tao Sutra" is, but my father's friend, who came out of the Infernal Hell, was shocked by the "Three Qing Tao Sutra" at that time, and his expression changed greatly. There must be a reason why I was told to destroy it.

Maybe this "Sanqing Taoist Sutra" is the nemesis of my "Qishu Ghost Sutra", maybe the successor of the "Sanqing Taoist Sutra" will prevent me from changing my life against the sky?

I now have two options.

First, touch it directly.

Second, untie the bear's chest wrap and look.

The first one seems to be a little more hooligan, and the second one seems to be even more hooligan.

Don't talk about it, let's touch it first.

I rubbed my hands together, took a deep breath, and touched them......