Chapter 109 True Body Manifestation Greedy Offerings
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Saying that this gust of wind blew, I saw the yellow banners flying in this hall, and a puff of white smoke appeared in the statue of the Queen of Heaven, and the two were so frightened that they kept kowtowing.
When the white smoke cleared, I saw a dignified-looking woman of twenty-eight or nine, sitting on a reed leaf, smiling at the fisherman.
"The queen of heaven has appeared!" The two fishermen waved their hands and bowed to the woman flying in the air.
"I already know your intentions, and since you are at ease to pay tribute to me, then go out! By the way, don't forget to bring the door! Let Ben Niangniang enjoy these tributes of yours. The woman who was flying in the air waved her orchid finger to the two fishermen.
The fishermen were skeptical, they had not seen the real queen of heaven, and they were going to close the door to enjoy this tribute, and the two looked at each other, a little dumbfounded.
"What's the matter with you? With so many tributes, don't you want me to enjoy them? Do you regret it? The woman put away her smile and spoke gloomily.
"That's not what you mean? The temple has not been closed since the end of the day, and today is specially to worship you, this door is closed, I'm afraid it's a little out of place, right? The old fisherman looked up, clasped his hands into fists, and spoke.
"Then you can't get out? If I don't leave, I'm going to turn my face and not recognize people, right? Get out! With a wave of her right hand, the two fishermen were blown away, and the door was naturally closed.
"Let's go! Anyway, she doesn't like us watching here, isn't this just a tribute to her? Let her eat slowly! The old fisherman waved his hand, and the two shook their heads and sighed and left.
Seeing the door closed, the woman in mid-air floated to the ground, only to see her roll up her sleeves, grab the fruit and pastry on the table, and keep stuffing it into her mouth, as if she was afraid that others would compete with her.
In the blink of an eye, the table was swept away, and the queen touched her bulging belly and sat down with a full burp.
"That's all that's left for this roast pig? It seems that there is still something, how is this good? It's hard to get out on a trip, but you can't go back hungry, right? This day, the queen mother held her chin, looked at the roast pig on the table, and kept swallowing her saliva.
On this day, the queen Niangniang stood up, looked at the roast pig on the table, couldn't help but put her fingers in her mouth, twisted and pinched, and said, "This is really not full?" How's that good? Even if I don't eat you, you'll be roasted anyway, and sooner or later you'll have to be eaten by them, hey! Boiling beans burns beans, beans cry in the kettle, this is the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other! ”
After this day, the mother paced back and forth, touching the bulging belly, and couldn't help but secretly turn back, looking at the roast pig on the table, looking at the golden pig skin, and saliva kept rolling in her throat.
"O sin, what a sin! It's a pain in the cracks! No matter what it is, and there is no one else here, why should I pretend to be so tired? Come on! I'm going to eat you all! After this day, the mother turned around, grabbed the pig's trotters and twisted them, tore them directly from the body, and let them go to the big mouth.
"Marshal!" A voice came from behind this, which frightened the queen mother for a while, and the pig's trotters in her hand fell to the ground.
"Who? Actually hiding behind my back, I have the ability to come out, I want to fight you for 300 rounds. After this day, Niangniang turned around, stretched out the Qianqian hand in her sleeve, and a nine-tooth nail rake suddenly appeared in front of her!
I saw a burst of white smoke rising from behind the table, and after a sudden whirlwind, it turned out to be the turtle minister! He walked over with a smile on his face.
"Marshal, don't be surprised! It's the turtle who wants me! We haven't seen each other for some years, and we can't imagine a reunion in this Tianhou Temple? The turtle said with a smile on his crutches and beard.
"What marshal? It's just a bunch of nonsense, I'm the queen of heaven, why do I come to enjoy this tribute today? Don't you want a piece of the pie too? On this day, the queen mother touched her cheek and suddenly said calmly.
"Don't pretend to be a marshal! Xiao Lao'er has been here for a long time, just waiting for your arrival, your senior brother is in trouble now and needs your help. The turtle minister brushed aside the nine-toothed nail rake in the hand of the queen of heaven, and his eyes kept blinking.
"Senior brother? What brother? You, a turtle minister, are talking nonsense for a day, where did my queen mother come from, brother, tell me who it is? After this day, the queen mother panicked, hid the nine-toothed nail rake behind her and asked.
"Hahaha! It turned out that the marshal was not ordered to come to fast, but took advantage of the absence of the Queen of Heaven to enjoy her tribute, your senior brother is the Monkey King! The turtle minister pushed and pushed, and directly pushed the queen of heaven to the ground.
"Don't know? Besides, this monkey knows how to take advantage of me, and he didn't have the same knowledge as him before he learned the scriptures, but now they are busy with their own things, who still has that leisure and elegance? I eat and drink enough all day, and I don't care about other people's business. After this day, Niangniang fell to the ground, and after a burst of white smoke rose, her original form was suddenly revealed, and it turned out to be Marshal Peng Tianpang Zhu Gangguan is also!
Marshal Tianpeng stood up, watched the turtle minister keep pointing at him, and then touched this mouth, knowing that he had shown his original form, so he waved his hand and grabbed the other pig's trotter and gnawed it.
"Your senior brother is trapped in the frozen water stone of the East China Sea, and now you don't know whether you live or die, but you only care about eating and drinking by yourself, I want to go to the Haotian Jade Emperor where to sue you, just say that you steal the tribute of the Queen of Heaven in the lower realm, see how you will mix in the heavenly realm in the future?" The turtle minister looked at Marshal Tianpeng and ignored him, so he threatened to turn around and leave.
"Go, go, go! Hahaha! Do you really think I'm Marshal Tianpeng? I'm not in his charge now, and he can't help me, the poor monk's law is called Wu Neng, and the West Heaven has learned scriptures into a whisk, and now he is the messenger of the Pure Altar! Hahaha! Marshal Tianpeng waved his greasy right hand and kept stuffing roast pork into his mouth, and the oil stains flowed down the corners of his mouth.
"That's right! How can I forget this," the turtle minister touched his head, and his eyes didn't stop wandering, so he immediately thought about it: "If you don't go, forget it, then I'll go back and report to my dragon king, and let the East China Sea Cloud Emperor take those delicacies to eat!" What a pity! Alas! ”
As soon as Marshal Tianpeng heard that there was something delicious, he hurriedly put down the pig's trotters, stretched out his greasy hands, and dragged the turtle minister back.
"Why didn't you say it earlier, your old dragon king is stingy, every time he goes, he hides it, this time he actually prepares mountain and sea delicacies for me, then let's go quickly!" Marshal Tianpeng pulled the turtle minister and waved his sleeves, and suddenly a burst of white smoke rose and disappeared into the Tianhou Temple.
There was a "crunch" sound, and the fisherman came with everyone, looking at the peels all over the ground, and the remaining half of the roast pig, he felt that he knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing......
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