Chapter 420: Good Shows

In the bazaar, where there are few ordinary people, the stage team performs very hard.

Blind man throwing knives, one-armed handstands, chest gravel...... There is everything, Xuanzang still found an open space to open the rags, and he is very skilled.

As soon as the arrogant four-person group walked into the small market, the people in the troupe stared at them and talked about it.

"Class master, what are the origins of these four people?"

"It's arrived, don't talk too much, look at the look and act."

"Okay."

After a while, the two women walked up to Xuanzang, threw down the two copper plates, and said with a big grin: "It's cheaper, it's a discount." ”

"Yes, yes." Xuanzang said while introducing Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, "Come and see, Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie!" The quicksand river big fish monster Sha Wujing! ”

Zhu Bajie was stunned, how did this monk know about my previous life? Could it be that Senior Brother's fiery eyes are already so powerful that he can see through the past and present lives?

However, he still followed Xuanzang's explanation, looked like an idiot, stared at the two women with saliva and lust, and said hungrily: "Women! Oh, woman! ”

Sha Wujing tried his best to put on a disobedient and rebellious appearance, obviously he was a literary scholar before he was beaten to death by the villagers.

In the end, Sun Wukong fell from the tree completely uncooperatively, ignoring Xuanzang's "turning two heels".

"Stinky monkey, what do you want to do? Obediently flip two heels, or I want you to look good! ”

Xuanzang said viciously.

Sun Wukong's eyes widened, and the air around him suddenly froze, and dozens of people in the troupe felt that it was difficult to breathe.

"Stop calling me a stinky monkey!" Sun Wukong's voice was like thunder in the nine skies, deafening.

The ground shook twice, and everyone was terrified.

Xuanzang also pretended to be frightened accidentally, he took out a thick rattan from behind him in front of the troupe, and hit Sun Wukong with a slashing head and face.

"What's wrong with you? Master, what's wrong with me calling you? ”

With the swing of the rattan in his hand, Sun Wukong jumped up and down to dodge like a tethered horse monkey, and was accidentally hit twice, and suddenly screamed in pain. On closer inspection, the skin on his body was quickly restored to its entirety.

After fighting for a while, Xuanzang was tired, put away the rattan, and scolded: "Stinky monkey, don't open the house for three days, hurry up and clean up, and then come over to make amends." ”

However, most of the things around were broken by Xuanzang with rattan just now.

Sun Wukong's face was full of anger, he stood up dullly, rolled over, flew into the sky, and rolled up the garbage and debris on the ground, it seems that he is already very skilled in this hand.

When the people on the stage saw it, they hurriedly said: "Boss, we are doing a small business, please don't do it again!" There are only so many panties turned upside down, and if it's not enough, I can only pay you with this life. ”

Dozens of strange-looking actors all knelt on the ground and looked at Xuanzang with a pleading face.

"Alas, class master, we really didn't mean to, it's just that the strength of the criminals is too great...... Forget it, explanations are useless. ”

Xuanzang "disheartened" put away the rags on the ground, lowered his head and ran away.

Later, Sun Wukong showed a clear expression, and a bunch of debris fell from the sky, and the entire troupe was pressed to the ground.

A quick glance reveals that the pile of garbage is full of small animal carcasses such as fox rats.

The little monster who couldn't even fully grasp the transformation dared to show his head, and he was really in a hurry to die.

In the distance, a tiny spider once again taps its silk to convey everything it sees.

That night, Xuanzang and Wukong met an open-air stone Buddha statue, where there are already many Buddhist audiences, and carving Buddha statues is also common.

Xuanzang glanced back at the three apprentices, made eye contact with them, and acted according to the script.

Around the campfire, Sun Wukong was beaten by rattan for half an hour again, reinforcing the message that "Wukong was restrained by rattan", making some people who peep at them with the eyes of Buddha statues think they have learned important information.

Xuanzang slapped and said, "You can't do this little thing well, what's the use of asking you?" I also learned the scriptures alone, and I had already arrived. It's common to fight a hundred or dozens for a teacher, but I don't say anything about it; How powerful my Nyorai Divine Palm is, but I don't say anything about my low-key ......"

The three apprentices endured Xuanzang's nagging with sad faces.

When he was sleeping, the mana in the eyes of the Buddha statue finally dissipated, and Sun Wukong said: ", stinky monk, did you mean it?" Hit so accurately, and especially hard! ”

Xuanzang held back a smile and said, "How is it possible? Wukong thinks too much, I value you very much, how can I take the opportunity to fix you? ”

, isn't this just a clear opportunity to fix me? Sun Wu slandered on an empty stomach.

The next day, not far from the statue, a splendid dwelling suddenly appeared among the gloomy woods and rocks.

Mo Tie, who was above the clouds, looked at the situation below through the mini camera, and couldn't help but complain: Nima, this props group is too distracted, this kind of ghostly place directly uses demonic qi to transform into a big mansion, and the flaws are not too big.

Xuanzang took the purple gold bowl in his hand, stuffed with rattan behind his back, and stepped forward to knock on the door.

"Knock knock!"

"Squeak~"

The door opened, and a beautiful woman in palace clothes appeared in front of him, the makeup on her face was a little peculiar, not like the habits of the Central Plains, and it was also very different from the style of the Western Regions, and her eyebrows were painted crookedly, which had a strange beauty.

"Donor, I'm sorry, the poor monk happened to be passing by, can you give me some water and make a meal?"

The woman covered her face with a Luo fan, let out a chuckle, and said, "Why bother, come in and have a light meal." ”

Xuanzang shook his hand again and again and said, "I'm fasting." ”

The woman turned her body and opened the courtyard door, and several girls showed their faces from it, with inexplicable smiles, and said:

"What a coincidence, we also eat fasting."

"Monks, they are all cultivators, what does it matter if you have a light meal? I think it's better to stay after eating, and by the way, we can talk to each other. ”

A girl even grabbed Xuanzang's arm, grinned in her mouth, and said.

Xuanzang pretended to be overjoyed, said "I'm sorry", and shouted to the apprentices in the back: "Don't look at it, let's eat together." ”

Then, a plate of fasting was served, with all kinds of vegetables and fruits, and if a mortal came here, he would be amazed that there was so much food in such a remote place, and it was really strange.

Xuanzang and the others used their mana to turn all these demon qi into heaven and earth aura, and reabsorb it, which can be regarded as collecting some interest from these monsters first.