"Which of you has birth control pills?"

Ye Dou's roaring voice echoed around him, deafening, resounding throughout the building, making the people around him stand unsteadily, staggering, and have tinnitus.

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This voice is really loud, and the eardrums are about to burst.

Many people at the scene covered their ears and had a headache.

For a while, there was silence all around, and even a needle could be heard falling on the ground.

The baby stopped crying, the mother stopped wailing, and the mothers who were halfway through the birth clamped their legs, took a deep breath, and sucked the child back.

The sound was terrifying.

Silence lasted for a full twenty seconds.

A man with sunglasses sneaked into the operating room, directly stuffed Ye Dou with a small pill, and then slipped out again.

The person who came was the culprit, Comrade Eye-Gazer.

When he came to the operating room, he couldn't help patting his chest, "In the end, I was foresighted and prepared." ”

It turns out that Starer has a habit of carrying birth control pills with him.

And the birth control pills carried are not as many as usual.

This is the lesson of blood.

Although he is blocked by sunglasses, his ability will be reduced a lot, and he will hardly get pregnant by staring at people.

But he likes to look at beautiful women, and when he sees that kind of beautiful figure and good figure, his ability will increase exponentially, so these beauties will also be at risk of pregnancy, once he notices that the beauty is abnormal, he will immediately send a contraceptive pill, so as not to ask him for abortion fees in the future.

Because he was young and ignorant, he went to a car show to admire beautiful women, but at the end of the day, in addition to drinking seven or eight bottles of milk, he also got pregnant with more than 40 white-skinned, beautiful and long-legged car models.

Later, in order to compensate for the operation fees, abortion fees, and nutrition fees of these car models, he almost went bankrupt.

Therefore, the contraceptive pill should be carried with you, so as not to fall into trouble.

Ye Dou took this contraceptive pill like a treasure.

Goldfinger!

Attunement!

The contraceptive pill immediately emitted a dark golden light, and Ye Dou couldn't wait to eat the pill.

Then I felt a kind of wind and rain coming, and the wind was full of hurry.

Wrong!

This is the elephant's rush to the body to collapse.

Not one or two elephants, but thousands of elephants are trampling and trampling in a frenzied way, destroying and decaying, and there is no match.

Thousands of elephants seemed to be looking for an outlet, galloping in his belly, running wildly, roaring and roaring.

Ye Dou seemed to hear the call of the elephant herd, and their journey was the sea of stars!

So he performed the Limbo microstep, rushed to the bathroom, and immediately turned on the horse step combat mode.

Foot on both sides of the Yellow River

Holding state secrets

Extremely strong strafing from the front

Artillery fire from the rear was incessant

......

Well, it's simply a squatting pit.

Why squat, you ask?

Because men don't have a birth canal.

This is the only way to give birth to a child.

Can only come out of chrysanthemums.

Unless your child is an alien, it will be automatically delivered by caesarean section, with the function of devouring the mother.

Of course, if it is the opposite sex, Ye Dou will not be able to give birth because he has thick skin.

Ahem, physiological knowledge can only be popularized so much.

Point to the end, otherwise harmony, you know.

Ye Dou is very sure that he is the number one existence in the history of mankind, which does not refer to martial arts and combat effectiveness, but to having children.

Yes, when it comes to men having children, he has become a great existence that has never been seen before.

Puff, puff, puff......

Whew, that's cool!

But why does it seem endless?

He was very depressed and speechless, because the elephant in his belly began to go on and on, and as a result, he sat for more than half an hour until he felt collapsed and his legs were paralyzed.

Squatting in the pit can squat until he faints, this is the first time he has encountered it since he practiced martial arts.

However, he could feel that there was a giant elephant that had not yet escaped from the chrysanthemum.

"Hey, hey, hey, are you mistaken, it's so slow, is this going to kill me?"

Ye Dou was speechless, he had never been constipated, and now he always knew what it was like to be constipated.

Luck dantian.

Well, there is actually no gas in the dantian.

After a stalemate of ten minutes, Ye Dou's eyes widened, and he suddenly jumped hard.

Burst!

With a fart sound, the elephant collapsed again.

The elephant seemed to feel the call of the poop, and suddenly popped out without warning.

Ye Dou felt that he was liberated in an instant.

The feeling of clouds opening the sunrise, suffering and finally being liberated is really refreshing.

"Old lady...... Bah, Bah, Finally pulled it out, Lao Tzu is so cool!"

Ye Dou let out a sigh of relief, feeling refreshed and relaxed.

At the moment, he really wanted to ...... those who were constipated No, no, salute to those who are pregnant and give birth in October.

Mothers, it turns out that it is so hard to have a baby, and you have really worked hard.

By the way, thanks to my rectum, cecum, small intestine, large intestine...... And the hardest comrade chrysanthemum, it's finally over!

After a moment's respite, he slowly stood up and looked behind him with curiosity and nervousness.

It's okay not to look at it, but when he looks at it, he shuddered.

Because there's a ball of meat inside, a ball bigger than a fist.

The ball of meat was beating slightly, like a living heart, and it was still steaming white, and there was a strange rush that had just been baked.

"God, is it a Nezha that I pulled out?"

Ye Dou felt that the world was spinning for a while.

His eyes couldn't help but darken, and he felt a loss of blood qi, as if he had just gone to the hospital to donate a ton of blood.

Mom, pull out a Nezha, don't say it, it even took away so much blood from me!

Poof!

Ye Dou didn't stand firmly, and sat down directly on the ground, his eyes black.

......

In the darkness, a misty star twinkles.

It was as if he had seen a strange dark golden planet, and this planet was full of dark golden flames.

And in the outer circle of this dark golden star, there seems to be an independent star around him, which looks like a satellite.

This satellite is different, it looks like it is full of lightning and thunder, and there is an aura of destruction that is raging on this satellite, which is devastating.

"What does this mean?"

Ye Dou didn't know why.

Just as he was wondering, someone pushed his arm.

"Ye Dou, wake up quickly......"

In the dark, Ye Dou felt that someone was calling him.

He tried to open his eyes, but found that his eyelids were unusually heavy, but the sound in his ears was getting louder, and the man pushed his shoulder with his hand.

Suddenly opening his eyes, he took a deep breath and found that the star had completely disappeared, and the scenery in front of him was so unfamiliar that he was overwhelmed.

He was lying on a snow-white hospital bed.

There was a person standing in front of him, the other party was wearing a black professional makeup, with a beautiful appearance and a graceful figure, full of charm and maturity in his gestures.

The person who came was Yang Mimi.

The other party was having a slender snow-white hand, caressing the thunder marks on his chest, and the little hand was trembling slightly.

Ye Dou snorted and asked, "Ahem, beauty, what are you touching?"

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