Wang Shen said: "What do you want to do? If you want to check the old man, I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. Although the old man spends a lot of money on weekdays, the source of the money is clear, otherwise he would have been arrested by Lord Liu. ”

The rooster smiled: "Lord Wang may have misunderstood, we only wanted to make some extra money because we were short of money, but we didn't mean to target you." ”

Wang Shen was puzzled: "Extra money, but you three men ......"

The rooster smiled: "Why, this business is done by women, and men can't do it?" I heard that in addition to the normal physiological needs, adults also have a preference for male style, we have admired it for a long time, so let's communicate. ”

Wang Shenmeng took two steps back, and then smiled bitterly: "What is your purpose, please say it directly, that's right, the old man has long been unable to do things between men and women, and what is spread outside is deliberately made up for the sake of face." ”

The rooster stall spreads his hands: "The purpose, there is!" But that's not the point, the point is to exchange ideas with adults. Time is precious, so let's stop talking nonsense and get started. ”

As he spoke, the robe was lifted, revealing his short and sturdy shoulders, and the green dragon and the big bear were also shirtless, and then the three of them took out a long leather whip, a long rope, and ...... out of nowhere What a big bucket of chili water!

"Hehe, whip, bundle, chili water, my lord, we've worked a lot for your hobby!"

"No, whatever you want to do, I will cooperate and promise to satisfy you...... Ahh......hh

"That's not good, Ke You Ke You said, what I made an appointment, I have to finish it with tears, let Xiao Peach serve you well today!"

"Ahhh......hh

Listening to the low muffled hum, the sedan chair man outside the door couldn't help but think in his mind, he still has to be like his own adult, live a chic life, have fun, and not come to the world in vain!

******

Recently, the scripts and stage plays of Tingshuge and Poetry Bookstore have become popular in Beijing, but no matter how popular this thing is, it just lets everyone know a few more untrue stories.

Untrue means false, and no matter how good a fake story is, it can't compare to what really happened, right?

"Did you hear that? Something happened to Lord Shin, the king of the household department. ”

"But that lady who has seventeen aunts and has to go to the brothel of the Qinglou every day to be merry and happy?"

"Yes, it's the leader of the Wind and Moon Realm."

"Has he changed his mind?"

"How is that possible? Let me believe that Lord Wang has changed his mind, it is better to make me believe that pigs can fly to the sky. ”

"Isn't it? What is the reason for that? ”

"Doesn't Lord Wang have a special preference for women? But every day like this, the gods will get bored, not to mention Lord Wang, a common man. Tired of the beautiful aunt and the bewitching wind and dust girl, he began to pay attention to the half-closed door. ”

"Half-closed doors? This taste...... I've heard that the environment there is very bad! ”

"Who knows what Lord Wang thinks, anyway, he went, and the result was ......"

"Not having fun?"

"No, it was Lord Wang who played to a new height, he actually used cucumbers to ......, but the cucumbers broke, and the man in charge of the family was crazy, so he couldn't say anything, so he went directly to see the official, and then he was taken away by the guards with a knife and suspended from his job."

"People, if you don't die, you won't die, you will be a good person, because this little ruins the future, it's a pity!"

"Who's to say it isn't!"

******

Listening to the discussion, Qian Yu's face was as black as the bottom of a pot: "I just asked you to design and frame it casually, is it necessary to do this?" ”

The rooster shrugged helplessly: "What do you think I'm doing?" The idea came from Qinglong. ”

Qinglong smiled: "This is not a problem, right?" I'm just doing what I like, plus a little exaggeration, you see, don't everyone believe it? ”

"But in this way, Lord Wang's reputation is stinky, even if the official is reinstated in the future, how can he still mix in the court?"

"Isn't he a man of the Eighteen Wise Kings? If you get rid of it, you can let him come back? Didn't you say that you should be as cruel as an old pervert with a circle of forks? ”

Qian Yu hesitated: "But, but Lord Wang, he is his own person!" ”

"What?" Now it was Qinglong's turn to be dumbfounded, "He's his own person?" So what are you doing with him? ”

Qian Yu smiled dryly: "I'm not trying to be as hidden as possible, let's get my own people first, the Eighteen Sage Kings are not easy to find......"

Qinglong: "...... Damn, love is taking the oil! ”

"So what now?"

"What can I do, continue to do it, fortunately, the people behind are all from the Eighteen Sage Kings, you can let it go."

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Above the court, all the senior members of Dahua above the fourth grade stood together, and everyone's faces were full of unkindness.

The emperor sat leisurely on the dragon chair, and Zhao Gonggong said in a sharp voice on the side: "Ladies and gentlemen, there is a play, and there is no retreat!" ”

The voice of the military department squire left was angry: "Your Majesty, Qian Yu, the head of the guard with a knife in the minister's first product, abused his power, and successively framed Wang Shen, the secretary of the household department, Cao Guanxi, the secretary of the Ministry of Works, Gao Yi, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, and Ximen He, the secretary of the military department, so that my Dahua court was turbulent and the government decree was chaotic. ”

"The right governor of the Inspectorate Imperial Shi Sun Zhe reconsidered!"

"Cabinet Scholar Li Guangyu reconsiders!"

"Zhou Shuiqing, the young secretary of the Chentaifu Temple, reconsidered!"

……

Soon, seven or eight red-robed officials stood up indignantly and accused.

The emperor looked at Qian Yu and said with a smile: "Lord Qian, I don't know how you should explain this matter?" ”

Qian Yu rolled his eyes helplessly, isn't your old man more aware of this matter than me? Why do you ask me the other way around?

Hey, I'll come with the black pot, send me to death, and work for your old man, it's really not so easy.

"His Royal Highness, Wang Shen, the secretary of the Ministry of Households, maliciously harmed the women of good families, Cao Guanxi, the secretary of the Ministry of Industry, spread rumors and slandered the names of others, Gao Yi, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, used shady means to make the young woman of the flower season stumble, and Ximen He, the secretary of the Ministry of War, poisoned her husband because he intended to dominate other people's wives and daughters...... The evidence of these things is conclusive, and the parties also confessed, and it was the ministers who took him into custody in accordance with the law of our Dahua. ”

Qian Yu's words were sonorous and powerful on the surface, but he was secretly scolding in his heart, Qinglong, rooster, you bastards, will you die if you find a few other types of crimes? If you have to have a relationship with a woman, everyone thinks that Lao Tzu is a pervert.

Zuo Qian said angrily: "Lord Qian, for a trivial matter, you have detained so many court officials, if there is a mess in the court because of this, you will be to blame." ”

Qian Yu was suddenly unhappy: "Lord Zuo, according to what you say, in order to maintain the stability of the court, no matter what all the members of the court do, I can't take care of it, so what is the use of this court law?" You can't say it's only useful for the common people, right?"

"But you have captured so many court officials one after another......"

"Lord Zuo, then let me ask you if something is happening in the imperial court now?"

“…… No! ”

"That's fine, I'm measured."

", if it weren't for the old man who stayed up all night to deal with official business, do you think you would be able to stand here safely?"

"Lord Zuo, if you are tired, you can take a month of sick leave, I guarantee that the sun will rise as usual every day."

"You ......"

"If you don't believe me, you can try."

"Hmph, I moved to the left to be loyal to the monarch for the country, and I can't get out of the line of fire with minor injuries, how can I just say that I can leave......"

The three rank members of the court looked stunned: "...... Damn, I thought that your old man was going to sue the old man in anger, and my brother has been waiting for the successor for more than ten years......"