Chapter Ninety-Six: Better Matching
What a situation!
Ma Li followed behind Xu Jiao and found that his feet suddenly turned into a snake tail with white scales. Xu Jiao leaned on the swing of the snake's tail and slid quickly.
Ma Li found that the pedestrians around him did not look at Xu Jiao. I can't help but wonder: has the public become more receptive? Why are the people around me not surprised by this big tail at all!
Just when Ma Li was puzzled, his Tianyan Tong was just at the end of time. Xu Jiao also disappeared from his field of vision.
After Ma Li used Tianyantong again, he found Xu Jiao again.
It turns out that this guy will also be invisible.
When Xu Jiao was about to slide out of the underground mall, Ma Li just wanted to speed up and catch up, but was stopped by a man in a security uniform.
The man stood on the stairs with his back to the horse's hat. Ma Kasa took a step to the left, and the security guard took a step to the left; Ma Kasa went to the right, and the security guard followed to the right.
What the! I don't want to dance with you.
Ma Kasa walked to the left again, and before he could take half a step, he noticed that the security guard was blocking the left side again.
Fooled, you! Mahata retracted his feet and suddenly turned to the right. Just when he thought he had bypassed the security guard, the security guard used his right foot as the fulcrum and spun in place for half a circle, blocking Ma Li's way again.
it! There's something wrong with you. Ma Kasa shouted inwardly. As soon as he wanted to get out of the way of the security guard, the man looked back and smiled.
"Little brother, you see that we are really destined." Lao Pei held the teapot and turned to face Ma Li.
Why can't this psoriasis die!
Ma Li said angrily: "I have money, and I won't buy your things if I don't have money?" You're pestering me......" Before he could finish his sentence, he felt that something was wrong.
I'm invisible, and this old man can see me! Hey, hey! Don't be scared, uncle. Daoist-level Ge Mazi can't see me, but you can see me. That is to say, this uncle is much more powerful than Ge Mazi.
In other words, his cultivation is much higher than mine, and I don't know if the fart spell will work, and whether he can release his mana.
Ma Li stared at Lao Pei's stomach with bad intentions, and Lao Pei waited for Ma Li to finish speaking.
In this way, an old man and a young man stood at the staircase of people coming and going, and they were cold for a long time. In the end, it was Lao Pei who spoke first: "Little brother, I see that you are also a cultivator. Why do you want to be in the company of monsters, you are willing to fall. ”
"Huh. What does my business have to do with you? Don't you think you're too lenient? Ma understands that there is no point in gags. Since the other party has seen through the stealth technique and pointed out that he is different from ordinary people, he must continue to hide his identity as a cultivator.
"Little brother, you are still young, and there are some things you don't understand." Lao Pei picked up the tea jar with one hand, took a sip of steaming tea, and lifted the disposable plastic bag with the other hand, "Come, take this bag of realgar." ”
As soon as his words fell, Ma Li found that his body suddenly couldn't move, and he couldn't even speak.
I can only shout in my heart: You strange old man, what have you done to me! Hurry up and let go of me. I repeat, I won't buy your realgar. You are forced to buy and sell!
"Tomorrow is the Dragon Boat Festival." Lao Pei didn't seem to hear Ma Li's words, and said to himself: "The Dragon Boat Festival and realgar wine are more compatible!" ”
Ma Li kept complaining in his heart: Neurotic! I won't drink realgar wine during the Dragon Boat Festival! Can you strange old man hear what I'm saying and let me go!" Soul light!.
"I can hear you. Wait a while, and the old man will let you go in a while. Lao Pei's words surprised Ma Li again.
Make no mistake! Are you the true listener of "Journey to the West"? Can you really hear what is going on in other people's hearts? Can there be some privacy between people?
Just when Lao Pei was about to refute and say that he was not Di Ting, Ma Li released a magic skill on him - the [fart spell] that can drain mana, and it was a triple hit.
Listen only to the three sounds of "poof", puff...... Lao Pei's teapot emitted golden light, forming a golden light shield in front of Lao Pei, blocking the fart curse.
Shrimp!
If Ma Li's hat hadn't been frozen, he would have dropped his jaw in shock. The tried and tested fart curse was actually blocked!
And...... Ma Li found that the people around him, as if they didn't see the golden shield in the hand of the strange old man, looked normal up and down the stairs.
Who the hell is this strange old man!
Lao Pei didn't care about Ma Li's attack. He tied the plastic bag and put it in the horse's purse. Then, as if he was not at ease, he patted the horse's purse with his hand. The purse, which was originally bulging because of the realgar yellow, instantly became flattened, as if it didn't contain anything.
It is also at this time that Ma Kasa regains control of his body.
"Uncle, I know who you are!" Ma Li's sudden words made Lao Pei slightly surprised, and he frowned and said, "You say, who am I?" ”
"Are you ......" Ma Kasa paused, then pointed to his back with a surprised expression and said, "What is that!" Look behind you. ”
Lao Pei just turned his head, and the horse snorted and ran towards the exit.
As soon as he rushed out of the ground, he was grabbed from behind by a hand.
"This is soaked realgar, a special liquor. The youkai around you can manifest as long as you drink a drop. Lao Pei dragged the horse hat and began to push the second item.
"Uh, God! Senior masters, you are so powerful, why are you bad! If you have to engage in sales, it is still a sales promotion of forced buying and selling! Ma Li pretended to dig on his body for a long time, and said, "Today, I really don't have any money on me." Or next time, next time I bring money, I don't need you to sell it, I will take the initiative to buy it from you. ”
This old man is so weird, my little gluttony didn't recruit you, but didn't provoke you, what do you have to do with her. I just put the realgar in my purse, I touched it for a long time, but I didn't find it, and I couldn't lose it if I wanted to.
If he is allowed to put the liquor on me, and then it will be gone, then if I go back like this, maybe something big will happen.
"You have a relationship with me, I don't want money." Lao Pei's originally kind face showed a hint of fanaticism, "Take it." Let your goblin manifest, and you'll understand that what I'm saying is true. Don't be fooled by yokai anymore! ”
"Oh, oh! Actually, I already knew she was a monster, really. Ma Li pushed Lao Pei's hand away and refused to accept the liquor, "I'm not confused, so I won't bother you." ”
The fanaticism on Lao Pei's face became more and more obvious, and his voice became trembling: "Many years ago, there was a young man who was just like you. He doesn't believe my words, he doesn't believe that his wife is a monster......"
Ma Kasa interrupted him, "No, I'm not like him. I believe what you say, and my wife is not a monster, you see she is here. Ma Li raised his right hand and showed it to Lao Pei.
"You young people, you never know the priorities of things." Lao Pei didn't suppress the fanaticism in his heart and let go of the horse. Before Ma Li could react, he held a teapot in one hand and a flashlight in the other.
Ma Li heard him shout, and recited a mantra as if he were talking very fast, and then the flashlight suddenly turned into a golden Zen staff.
"Up!"
Ma Li's eyes, which are more than eight times the eyesight of ordinary people, did not see Lao Pei's movements, he felt as if his abdomen had been hit by a car, and the whole person flew backwards.
(End of chapter)