Chapter 245: The Lost Marriage Book
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It's still so tough!
Chu Xiaoye said with a little weakness: "Throw it away, throw it away a long time ago." β
Xu Chai stared at him for a while with big black eyes, and Fang smiled: "Oh, is it? It is said that she doesn't take a shower once a month. β
β......β
Chu Xiaoye opened his mouth and stammered.
"Hee-hee. β
Xu Hai grinned, got close to him, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, she is actually quite clean, but she is dark and fat, with a lot of hair on her body, a bit like a man, and her arms are thicker than my two thighs." She often walked around the dormitory naked, wearing those pants. β
"Gross-"
Chu Xiaoye suddenly wanted to vomit, and his face was full of pain.
That picture is really spicy to the eyes!
Xu Hai's eyes rolled, and suddenly he said "oops" again, "I almost forgot, she seems to have a gynecological disease! I heard that it will be contagious." β
"Holy!"
Chu Xiaoye couldn't bear this fright anymore, turned around, and prepared to go back and throw away that pair of pants!
Who knows, Xu Hai grabbed his ear, pulled him back, and said with a smile: "Why are you going? Didn't you throw it away?"
Chu Xiaoye turned around and said with a sad face: "Eldest sister, can you not be so tricky? It will disgust people, do you know?"
Xu Hai's eyes narrowed and said, "Don't call the eldest sister!"
Chu Xiaoye resisted the urge to vomit and said, "Sister hairpin, let me go back first, I have to burn that demon!"
Xu Chai sneered and let go of him, but his bright eyes showed a touch of complicated emotions, and said softly: "Don't burn it, keep it." I wore it once, just for you. β
Chu Xiaoye was stunned for a moment and said, "Yours?"
Xu Chai nodded, stared at him deeply for a few moments, then raised the Coke in his hand, and suddenly asked, "Chu Xiaoye, do you know who I am?"
Chu Xiaoye said: "Xu Haibei." β
The girl's eyes darkened, and she slowly lowered her head, and when she was about to speak, she heard him say again: "Lose it!
She jerked her head up and looked at him.
Chu Xiaoye snatched the Coke from her hand, raised her head and took a sip, looked at her and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier? I said that you were my childhood sweetheart's playmate when I was a child, and I wouldn't be too lazy to buy you a Coke." β
The girl looked at him in amazement.
After a while, she said softly, "Earlier, will you remember me?"
Chu Xiaoye shook his head and said innocently, "Forgot." β
The girl smiled bitterly, with a trace of sadness in her eyes, and said, "Yes, I forgot." So, say it or not, it's all the same. It's the first time we've met, isn't it?"
Of course, she still had a hint of fantasy.
Hopefully, at that time, he will be able to suddenly remember.
She thought that with their relationship, as long as she appeared in front of him, he would definitely remember.
Unfortunately, she was disappointed.
Chu Xiaoye didn't want to dwell on the previous things anymore, and said, "Didn't you transfer schools?"
The girl looked at him sadly, and replied, "My name is Ye Didi." Chu Xiaoye, have you noticed that our names are very compatible?"
Chu Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, and said, "Chu Xiaoye, the night is lost, girl, are you laughing at my brother?"
The girl smiled and punched him lightly in the chest, but her eyes were full of sadness, and said, "It was originally Chu Xiaoye, but I lost it when I slept every night." However, now it has become, the night is lost, the night is lost. Brother Xiaoye, do you understand?"
She suddenly approached him, looking up at him with a pure and sad little face, and looking at him with a faint gaze.
Chu Xiaoye suddenly felt a little suffocated, took a step back unconsciously, and said, "Lost, I still have to go to class." Why don't I take you to dinner when school is out at noon?"
When the girl saw him retreat, she saw that he had become polite and unfamiliar, and when she saw that he had become so strange when she looked at her, her heart suddenly tingled.
She bit her lip and looked at him with an aggrieved expression, her eyes overflowing with sparkling tears.
Chu Xiaoye saw that she was about to cry, so he hurriedly handed her the Coke in his hand and said, "Don't cry, don't cry, drink Coke." Why don't we leave a phone number and get in touch after school?"
She didn't speak, just choked back tears, very aggrieved, very sad to look at him.
Chu Xiaoye took out her mobile phone, looked at the time, grabbed her arm, and said, "Let's go, let's go to class together." β
"Don't!"
She suddenly broke away from him, looked at him with tears in her eyes, and said, "Chu Xiaoye, do you know what I came to you for today?"
Chu Xiaoye was stunned and said, "You say." β
She suddenly took out a crumpled notebook paper from her pocket and cried: "I'm here to get out of the marriage!"
Chu Xiaoye: "......"
Why did my brother suddenly have an urge to shout "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi" when he heard this?
The girl unfolded the notebook, held it in front of him, and sobbed, "Look clearly! You wrote it to me yourself! But you were afraid of the pain, and you didn't dare to bite your own finger, so you suddenly attacked me, bit my finger, and dipped your finger in my blood and pressed your fingerprint! If you don't believe me, you can go for a blood test and a fingerprint test!"
β......β
Chu Xiaoye had a dull expression, staring at the crumpled notebook paper, looking at the crooked and extremely childish font on it, he couldn't help but have hot cheeks and a face full of shame.
It reads "Marriage Book" in two big words.
Then he wrote:
"The sky is above, I, Chu Xiaoye, am willing to swear by my Ultraman and the seven gourd babies, when I grow up, I will marry Didiu as my wife, let her sleep with me, and give birth to a baby with me. If there is a disobedience, I will never see my Ultraman and Hulu baby, let me be blocked when I pee, and my fart will be sewn up when I poop, and become a big stink, I will always be disliked by people, and I will be lonely for a lifetime!
"Suitor: Chu Xiaoye. Proposed: Lost. β
Underneath is a bright red handprint.
Chu Xiaoye was dumbfounded.
After being stunned for a while, he wondered: "I was able to write so many words when I was a child, and I didn't make a single mistake?"
The girl wiped her tears and said, "You were very powerful when you were a child, and you ranked first in the class every time you took exams." β
Chu Xiaoyehu said suspiciously: "However, Xiaoya and grandma told me that every time I took an exam when I was a child, I was the last in the class. β
The girl sobbed, "Yes, it's the last in the class." Just because you specialize in writing love letters every day, your grades will be the last one. But the love letter you wrote is the number one in the whole school. β
Chu Xiaoye: "......"
"But, I was so young at that time, how could I know the marriage book? Also, at that time, I didn't even know the basic skills ......of Ding Ding, how could I know how to solve it with my own hands?
The girl grabbed him by the collar and cried, "Do you suspect that I am lying to you?
Chu Xiaoye hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Lose it, don't be impulsive, I just think that this marriage book doesn't look like my ......."
"Let's go test!"
The girl's tears were even more, crying and pulling him towards the outside of the school, and said with a face full of grievances and sadness: "It's obviously written by yourself, it's obvious that you have pressed your handprints, you are already precocious, and Ding Ding can straighten up when he is a child...... You...... You don't even admit it now!...... Let's go test ......."
Chu Xiaoye was speechless for a moment, so she had to hold her and said with a wry smile: "Okay, okay, I admit it, I wrote it, it's not okay if I wrote it." β
"You wrote it in the first place!"
The girl said with tears on her face.
Chu Xiaoye sighed, nodded, and said helplessly: "Okay, let's get out of the marriage, I agree." Give me the marriage letter, and I'll tear it up. β
How does it feel like a child's house?
Who knows, the girl took the marriage book back, folded it, and put it in her pocket.
"Now that you have admitted it, then, I am also sixteen years old, when will you fulfill your promise and propose marriage to my brother?"
The girl suddenly changed her attitude just now, with tears on her face, but she smiled like a flower.
β......β
Chu Xiaoye opened his mouth with a bewildered expression.
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