"Bell bell bell ......"

Dead Man A: "Hey? 110? I'm thirsty. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Person B: "Hey? 110? I am hungry. ”

Person C: "Hey? 110? I forgot to bring paper to the bathroom. ”

The Dead Man: "Hey? 110? Do you want to order food? ”

The Dead Man: "Hey? 110? My wife ran away with someone. ”

Wang Shibin: "Hey? 110? There's a fire-breathing dog in my dog meat restaurant, ...... soon."

110 operator: "Spray your uncle!" It's 110, not your mother! ”

Wang Shibin: "......"

As the saying goes, when the bird is big, there is any forest. It seems that something is wrong, wait, why should I say again?

In fact, no matter where you are, a larger number of people means a greater number of all kinds of people, including some people who like to die, and in this respect, population growth equals the number of dead people (there is also a relationship between that). The number of people who like to die is large, and the ways to die will naturally increase, but what is the definition of death? There are definitions, but they're not in the scope of today's discussion, so we'll just talk about one of them: harassing customer service. In the field of harassing customer service, the initial target was the customer service girl of 10086 and 10010, and then it slowly expanded to the online customer service girl of a certain treasure. Although people are fantasizing about whether the other party is as beautiful as a fairy and a goose and a shy flower, the reality is always cruel, and it is unknown whether it is a cute girl or a big man on the other side of the screen.

Human beings are enterprising creatures, and no matter what field they are in, they have a desire to go further. Then, the harassment was not limited to 10086 or 10010, they began to reach out to 110.

Perhaps it is because this society is so harmonious, and there is such a group of people who always feel that they have too little work to support the police department as a taxpayer. So, in line with the life principle of finding something to die if you are idle, they decided to make some trouble for the group of idle guys at the police station.

However, just when the hard-working police comrades were tired of parrying the growing harassing phone calls, Wang Shibin called him desperately, and then before he finished speaking, he was sprayed in the face by the operator through the microphone.

Wang Shibin held his mobile phone for some reason, not knowing what he had said wrong, thinking that his family business might be facing the danger of being destroyed, he continued to pick up his mobile phone and call. However, the microphone of the mobile phone attached to the ear only came from the microphone with a beep and three electronic tones, and then it hung up automatically.

“…… Just kidding, it's busy, how many people do you have to call the police to make it like this? Is the city's security already so bad? ”

Uncle Wang Shibin, who thought of this, started to square up, and after being entangled for a while, this uncle, who was over half a hundred years old, found someone in the address book of his mobile phone and dialed it.

"Dut...... Toot ......"

"Hey, second uncle?"

"Great, dog, there are fire-breathing dogs coming to my dog meat restaurant, and they are about to make a mess here, where are you, can you come and help?"

This time there was no busy sound, and the uncle's heart was slightly relieved, and he hurriedly said to the microphone

"Uh...... Dog...... will breathe fire, and still make trouble in your dog meat restaurant, how do you feel that this is a bit of a drama coming out of your mouth? ”

"Seriously, if an ordinary dog could still make trouble in a dog meat restaurant? It's too late to run. ”

Wang Shibin heard the tone of the dog baby, knew that he didn't believe it, and hurriedly explained.

"That's right, how many fingers do you think I have here?"

The dog's voice continued to come out of the microphone.

"You rabbit, fool me, how can I see it through my phone!"

"It's good, it seems that I haven't drunk too much, but, second uncle, I have business now, and I can't get out." The dog baby is a little helpless.

"What's the business?"

"There was a guy who forgot to bring paper to the toilet, and the bureau asked me to send it to him."

“……”

It's useless to call the police, it's useless to find relatives, what should I do? Wang Shibin hung up the phone, listening to the barking of dogs outside, and the screams of people who shouted like killing pigs even though they didn't have any, and his heart was like ashes.

On the other hand, Huo'er is happily taking a group of dog boys to break into the door everywhere to make trouble, no, they have run into a dog meat restaurant.

Huo'er walked at the front of the line with great leadership and once again glanced at the room where the dog was placed. Every dog meat restaurant is pretty much the same, and at first glance it looks like iron cages stacked on top of each other, each with one or more dogs that don't look very healthy. The structure of the cage is actually quite simple, there is no lock, and it is all braked by a rudimentary wooden stick, which can be opened with a slight dial. However, the saying that IQ is hard is not a joke, after all, the IQ of dogs is not comparable to that of humans, so they can't open the floodgates even if they are so simple. Huo'er walked towards the cage, raised his left paw and pressed it on the cage, hooked the part of the cage door with his right paw, and pulled it out, and the whole door was pulled down by it. Well, while there are more subtle methods, Huo'er clearly prefers something a little simpler and crude.

Well, although the dogs don't have a high IQ, they don't even know how to run out of the door. The next thing is actually very simple, the fire pulls all the doors down, and the dogs naturally all run out. So, this dog pack led by a young wolf grew again, and at this pace, soon, all the dogs in the dog meat restaurant on Dog Meat Street joined this wonderful team.

Of course, things don't always go smoothly, and some people, even if you have a life-saving grace for him, he won't obediently follow you, and even want to sit in your place, these is also very common for animals. Because just now, a few stupid dogs who wanted to challenge Huo'er's authority were kicked far away......

Okay, now that the dogs are all out, what's next? The posture is the same as Xiaoqing Xiaolan, Huo'er is sitting on the concrete floor, with a deep face, however, it can be seen from the harazi next to the mouth that it is thinking something.

Huo'er straightened up, twisted her little buttocks, and quickly ran in the direction of the market with its huge procession.

After a short time, the team ran to the vegetable market, because the vegetable market and Dog Meat Street are very close, so the commotion just now seems to be implicated here, and because of this, the vegetable market now does not even have a ghost. This also made it easier for Huo'er to carry out the next activities, so Huo'er sprinted forward for a distance, jumped up suddenly, and then "landed on all fours". If the door was conscious, it should have suddenly felt a powerful force acting on itself, and then its body flew backwards uncontrollably.

In this way, Huo'er easily opened the door of the chicken stall, walked in, opened the iron net of the chicken coop, and then dragged the desperately struggling and screaming black-bone chicken out of the cage with his paws, and then threw it into the air above the dogs, opened his mouth, and spewed a small fire, and the black-bone chickens who were frightened by this series of events and desperately fluttered in the air to avoid falling into the dogs were engulfed in flames. Presumably the temperature of the flame was deliberately adjusted, and the roast chicken, which had been roasted rather than charcoalized, fell from the air into the dogs. The results speak for themselves, and the dogs naturally flocked to it, and the unfortunate chicken was gone. (The following omission of the tragic scene of hundreds of chickens being slaughtered)

After roasting all the raw chickens in the store and feeding them to the dogs, Huo'er looked at the dogs in front of him, and his eyes were full of relief.

However, the mutation suddenly appeared, Huo'er's little heart throbbed suddenly, and a powerful breath came in an instant, and before it could react, it was literally punched in the abdomen, and its whole body began to fly into the air in the direction of the force, and the roar of air friction and the sentence "You little rabbit cub, watch me chop you up tonight and feed the salted fish......

Wang Shibin heard that it was completely quiet outside, and knew that the group of evil stars had left, so he walked out of the room and went out into the street. In the past, Uncle Wang was scornful of superheroes and the like, but now he really hopes that a superhero will suddenly appear in front of him to save him.

"Well, I'm really having a problem with my brain, so what if I really have a superhero to help me? Can he still throw that dog in front of me......"

"Bang ......"

An unidentified object suddenly slammed into the ground in front of him out of nowhere, kicking up a cloud of dust.

“…… No way. ”

Wang Shibin stared at the small pit in front of him in a daze, and the puppy that gave him a headache was lying in the center of the pit. He took two steps forward, trying to see if it was the one, and if it was, it would be too much.

At this moment, a young man suddenly fell from the sky and slammed into the ground like a high-speed missile, kicking up a puff of dust (well, it seems that this place has not been cleaned for a while, and the ground is seriously dusty)

Wang Shibin looked at the young man in front of him dumbfounded, and now he really wanted to shout like a young man: "My friends and I are stunned!" ”