A cold wind blew, and suddenly the body of the yellow leaf that had just released himself trembled, turned his head to look at the rooftop, and found that Wade was still back, and immediately muttered dissatisfied: "Did Wade go to sell his ass to make money?" Why haven't you come back yet? ”

"Fack! You're going to sell your ass! Wade's voice came from the doorway of the rooftop.

Huang Ye complained loudly: "Are you a rabbit?" You can hear it from all afar. ”

When they first spoke, the two of them were ten meters away.

"Don't compare me to you little rookie!" Wade put on a gray sweatshirt and a pair of gray sweatpants, and held a cell phone in his hand. In his hands, he also holds a set of jeans and a jacket.

Wade, who came over, frowned and said: "I didn't just hear this, I also heard your roar just now, it's really a rookie who is not deeply involved in the world, and he secretly roared out, tsk." ”

Huang Ye scolded indifferently when he heard this: "This shameless eavesdropper! ”。

At this time, Huang Ye didn't care about these things anymore, this was put in his previous character, it was estimated that his face was already red, and he was ashamed and eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Wade smiled cheaply, walked over and threw the clothes to Huang Ye and said, "Put them on!" Let's go find the weasel. ”

Huang Ye was a little surprised, and asked while putting on his clothes, "Where did you get the money and clothes?" ”

"Find a good Samaritan to borrow it." After Wade finished speaking, he sighed again: "Hey, it's been a long, long time since I've met such a good person." ”

After Huang Ye got dressed, the two of them walked down the stairs on the rooftop. While passing by the sixth floor, Huang Ye heard a man crying to the police from the corridor in the distance, telling him what had just happened to him.

"Oh my God! That naked man, God is above! He's horrible, the whole province has weird skin, like crocodile skin, he's ......"

Huang Ye listened to the man's cry, looked down at his clothes, and said with a smile: "The jacket is good!" ”

Wade listened and grinned, "Oh! Ye, you are really a born villain. ”

Walking out of the door, Huang Ye looked at the street buildings on both sides, all kinds of foreigners, and his expression was full of novelty.

This kind of foreign building is still very new to Huang Ye, a half-otaku who works during the day, has holidays, and is full of games and anime at night.

"When Lao Tzu has money in the future, he will never continue to stay at home, I will leave all the places in the world aside!" Huang Ye put his hands in his pockets at this time, looked at the sky and said.

Wade listened and said, "Good ambition, rookie, but you need to have enough strength before that!" Because the world is too dangerous. ”

At the mention of this, Huang Ye suddenly turned his head to stare at Wade.

"What? Lao Tzu only has my beautiful girlfriend in his heart, and he has no interest in you! Wade said vigilantly.

Huang Ye said: "Teach me martial arts and marksmanship!" ”

Wade was not in a hurry to refuse, touched his chin and muttered for a while before saying, "Yes, but you kid want to lend me your ability." Your abilities are so handy! ”

After listening to Huang Ye's skills, he said: "Deal!" ”

Syllable!

"Then it's such a happy decision." After the two of them happily high-fived, Wade took Yellow Leaf to the Weasel Bloody Maria's Bar.

Half an hour later, the two men came to the back door of the bar after walking through a dirty alleyway.

It was daytime, and the bar was deserted, with tables and chairs haphazardly arranged, and a young man with messy blond hair and a stubble on his face was sitting on a chair counting money.

"Hey! It's daytime and it's closed. The young man said with some dissatisfaction when he saw the two people who came in.

At this time, Wade, who was wearing a hood, said, "Fu*k you." Don't you know me? ”

Hearing this, the weasel hurriedly stood up and said with an unexpected expression: "Wade? ”

Wade nodded, looked around and said, "I haven't been back for more than a year, and nothing has changed here." ”

"Oh! Wade! Brother, I'm so happy to see you're okay! The weasel said and came over to hug Wade.

Wade then took off his hood, looked at the weasel and asked, "Is this TM okay?" ”

"Oh!" Seeing Wade's appearance, the weasel's outstretched arms and steps immediately froze in mid-air, and then said with a strange face: "Oh, you look like ...... now"

"It's like being bitten by a Tm mutated Shar Pei, right?" Wade said, sitting down.

Huang Ye quietly watched the two brothers talk, and his eyes looked around without speaking.

The weasel sat down across from Wade, held his forehead and said, "Oh my God! You really can't bear to look at it like this. What exactly have you been through this year? ”

"You want to hear it? Okay, then I'll tell you about my shit experience for more than a year! ”

Wade then talked in detail about his experience in the past year, as well as the torture he endured and the results he has achieved today.

After listening to this experience, especially the various tortures, the weasel said in amazement: "God above, your experience is legendary, if this were me, I would not be able to stand it." ”

Deadpool took a drink and said, "So I'm going to kill Francis the hanging man, and then make a hole in his head and stick my brother in it to see what kind of shit is in his head!" And ......"

"Make a horror movie......" the weasel muttered.

"What?"

"You have such an experience, you should make a horror movie, I feel like it is an absolute box office hit!" The weasel said seriously.

Wade didn't care about this, then stared at the weasel and said, "Listen, my goal now is very simple, first to kill that bastard who tortured me, and then find a place to heal my face, and then I can comfortably return to my beautiful girlfriend's side!" Got it? ”

The weasel nodded and said, "Yes!" You're right. But before that, you need to wear a mask, very thick and thick. After all...... You're so terrifying. ”

Wade nodded thoughtfully.

The weasel continued: "After that you're going to have to hide your identity, like those bullshit superheroes. And you have to give yourself a code name. For example, the playful Wilson, or the masturbation expert......"

Speaking of this, the weasel sighed, turned his head to look at the blackboard above the bar, and said, "I now realize that no matter how much money I put on you, I can't win a dime." ”

“Dead…… pool," Wade muttered as he looked at the blackboard beside him.

“Captain Deadpool…… Forget it, it's Deadpool. Wade nodded.

The weasel picked up the bottle and poured it for the two men, picked up the glass and said, "Alright, Mr. Deadpool, this must be a seller!" ”