Chapter 023: Dog, Why Don't You Be Well-behaved
"It's so cute. ”
Old man Zhang looked at the little short-legged dog disguised as the mourning dog, and liked it very much, with good eyes, smooth hair, black and shiny.
"Well, it's really cute. Lin Fan nodded, and the dog licked his palm, a little itchy, but it was fun.
The mourning dog sneered in his heart.
Lovely?
That's right, it's cute.
Stupid humans are indeed the most easily deceived by appearances, and if they knew that the cute dog was a second-level evil creature, they might not say so.
Take good care of me.
When I don't need you, I'm going to reward you, eat you cleanly, and become one with me completely.
It will be your greatest glory.
The mentality of the mourning dog is a bit of a middle two.
Hey!
When the mourning dog found out that the human was drooling, was he attracted by his cute appearance?
Ha ha!
I didn't expect that my dog would be liked by humans one day.
"It's so cute, it must be delicious. Old man Zhang asked.
Lin Fan looked at it intently, saliva slowly falling down the corners of his mouth, "I think so too." ”
"Cute = delicious. ”
The mourning dog understands human language, and gradually, he realizes that something is wrong.
What is the situation of these two human beings, who are fond of eating?
What the heck.
Not very understandable.
Old man Zhang pulled out the silver needle that was tied to the dog's body, and said with a look of regret: "I have tried my best, if I can't cure it, it will die." ”
"Dog, close your eyes, you're dead. ”
Old man Zhang smoothed the dog's eyes and told it to close its eyes, only closing its eyes means death, rest in peace.
It's just that......
The mourning dog stared at the round dog's eyes, revealing a look of confusion.
Close your eyes?
I didn't see that my mourning dog's eyes were wide, and there was still a long way to go before death.
Humans, don't be too arrogant, I've overdone you. (Singing...... )
"Close Your Eyes and Rest in Peace ......"
The mourning dog stared at the round eyes.
"Rest in peace......"
The mourning dog still stared at the round eyes.
"It's not dead yet. Old man Zhang said.
Lin Fan said indifferently: "Then let's wait for it to die, just look at it like this, as long as it dies, we can eat it." ”
"Good drops. ”
Afterwards, I saw Lin Fan sitting on the bed with Old Man Zhang, staring at the mourning dog, just like the Grim Reaper staring at the person who was about to die, as long as the other party closed his eyes, he would take away his soul.
They don't know what's going on in the dog's heart.
The mourning dog felt that there seemed to be something wrong with the two humans in front of him, in his words, that is, the brain was absolutely not right, and my mourning dog became such a cute dog, instead of holding me in your arms and touching me affectionately, you even wanted me to die.
"Look at his wounds, bleeding again, alas. Old man Zhang pointed to the dog's bloody back.
"Wait for it to flow for a while, and it will die. Lin Fan said.
"Well, it's going to die, but he's so small, you definitely don't have enough to eat, but can I eat a dog's leg?"
"Of course, I'm starving to death right now. ”
"You're so nice to me, will its meat be delicious?"
"I haven't eaten it either, but it's so cute, it must be delicious. ”
"That's right, cuteness must be delicious. ”
The two of them said a word, asked and answered, the scene was harmonious and warm, and they quietly waited for the cute dog to bleed too much and die.
The mourning dog was a little confused.
Are they going to eat themselves?
Hell, you're such a cute dog, you even have to eat such a cute dog, and there is no humanity left.
Tick tick!
Got it wrong~
There is no clock in ward 666, everything is to create an atmosphere.
At this time, the situation in the ward was very strange.
Two psychopaths and a dog looked at each other, the wounds on the dog's body were a little serious, bleeding, if a normal person saw this situation, they would definitely accuse the two of them, how cold-blooded you are, such a cute dog, you can all sit idly by, it's too cold-blooded.
The condition of the mourning dog is not good, he has been getting worse in order to create a pitiful appearance, and if he is allowed to let the blood flow, he may really be said to be right, because of excessive blood loss and death.
Damn.
These two humans must know who they are, and they are now playing tricks on him.
There is no way.
It would only reveal its true form and swallow the two humans.
Roar!
A dull growl came from the throat of the mourning dog, and the original short body shape changed, and the thick little short legs became thick legs with green tendons, and the claws were sharp, and the sharp claws slided, tearing the quilt to reveal white cotton.
Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang lowered their heads to discuss, and gradually found that a shadow became larger.
They looked up.
I saw that the previously cute dog had become a big dog.
The staggered canine teeth were sharp, and the disgusting slime dripped down, staining the clean sheets.
"I'm scared of big dogs. Old man Zhang hid behind Lin Fan, then stretched out his head and said, "But it's so big, it's definitely enough to eat." ”
Gollum!
Lin Fan's stomach screamed, his eyes began to glow, he was really hungry, "The cute little dog has become a cute big dog, it must be delicious." ”
The mourning dog exposed its body, was extremely fierce, roared at the two of them, opened its blood basin and bit Lin Fan's neck, it wanted to bite off the other party's neck in one bite.
Bang!
Time froze.
Everything around is quiet.
The mourning dog has always believed that it can definitely bite off the other party's neck, but it didn't expect that it was now being grabbed by the other party's neck and pressed on the bed, the dog's butt was pouting, and the tail was habitually wagging a few times.
Such a humiliating action actually appeared on it.
"Lao Zhang, the dog is very cute, it pounces on it to hug. Lin Fan carried the flesh on the back of the mourning dog's neck and picked it up, the mourning dog is just a dog after all, it has the nature of a dog.
The limbs are spread, the tail is cocked, and the dog's eyes are round, like a flying dog.
"Look how good it is. Lin Fan said.
The murderous and murderous mourning dog that killed four young people who graduated from the high court in a row will be said to be obedient, which is a humiliation to the mourning dog, a humiliation to the evil things, and a humiliation to those who died.
"Can I touch it?" Old man Zhang likes dogs, likes cute dogs, and more subtle, cute and delicious dogs.
"Yes, it's very well-behaved. Lin Fan said.
Old man Zhang slowly stretched out his hand, wanting to touch the dog's hair.
The mourning dog reacted violently and wanted to bite off the palm of the old man.
Bang!
Lin Fan slapped the dog's mouth, and with a click, the staggered canine teeth suffered a heavy blow and instantly cracked, for the mourning dog, it couldn't believe the scene in front of it, and the proud canine teeth were actually shattered.
"Dog, you have to be obedient, he is my friend, you can't murder him. Lin Fan said angrily.
The mourning dog was stunned.
The brain went blank.
He is a powerhouse of several levels......
Why is there such a strong man here?