Chapter 085: The Most Insulting Way to Score a Goal!

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The excitement continues:

Wu Fan frowned and thought about it, when dealing with women, the scumbag brother has the best set, especially when dealing with women in the Japanese country, there is no need to have pity for the jade.

Mei Dai had already flown out of her slender thighs, and Wu Fan stood in place, trying his best to clamp the ball with his feet.

Mei Dai Naizi touched the ball, but the ball did not move at all, and her thigh had been inserted between Wu Fan's legs with the help of inertia.

This is the time, come on.

Wu Fan shouted:

"Two-word tongs sheep and horses!"

A slender thigh was firmly sandwiched between Wu Fan's legs like this.

"Two-word tongs sheep horse" is a trick in Wing Chun, the two calves are the same width as the shoulder, the two thighs are sandwiched together, the legs are slightly bent, and the power is very great, and the green walnuts can be easily crushed.

Mei Dai Naiko's long legs were firmly controlled in such an indecent posture.

The point is that outsiders don't know that she is a woman, and she disguises herself as a man to avenge her sister.

My sister was made out of the water by this bastard, but now she is caught in one leg.

Meada pulled it out hard.

How can it be pulled out?

This is the magic of dragon kung fu, the waist and horse are one, and the strength of the whole body is concentrated on the two legs.

"Hard, hard, come on, North Nose!"

Wu Fan smiled and helped Mei Dai cheer!

"It's clamped too tightly to pull it out!"

Mei Dai Nai's face was flushed, and she said in a dragon language that she was not very fluent in.

"What, what, what? I didn't hear it! ”

Wu Fan's eyes widened, pretending not to understand.

"It's clamped too tightly to pull it out!"

Mei Dai no Iko said loudly!

"Hahahahaha! It doesn't matter a little more! ”

Wu Fan saw that he had succeeded, haha, laughed!

At this time, Mei Dai had already reacted, this bastard was using such obscene language to lure herself into the trap.

"Baga masturbation! You're looking for death! ”

At this time, Mei Dai Naizi was already furious, regardless of whether he fouled or not, he had to punish this slut.

Mei Dai Nai just kicked the ground with her feet, tried to move forward, and turned her hands into claws to pinch Wu Fan's neck.

Wu Fan smiled slightly, his legs struggling inward, and suddenly let go.

Originally, Wu Fan wanted to try to come to a mountain to support the other party against the fly, but he changed his mind halfway.

"Leaning on the mountain" became "leaning on the chest".

"Bang!"

Wu Fan's impromptu move really had an extraordinary effect!

Because Mei Dai Naiko had lost her center of gravity, she was instantly knocked out and lay on the ground, and this was a torso-type contact, a completely reasonable collision, and it was not a foul.

"Wow, it's so resilient, it's more elastic than your sister's, thank you!"

Wu Fan didn't just take advantage of this, with the strength of his chest, he turned around and came to the goalkeeper sharply.

Narrator:

"Wu Fan and the opponent's No. 14 player are entangled in an extremely indecent posture, Wu Fan used a reasonable collision to rush the opponent to the ground, a sensitive spin, only the goalkeeper is left in front of him, it seems that this ball is bound to win..."

For Gao Yu, it is no problem to score 100% goals against the goalkeeper one-on-one.

But it's not interesting to just score a goal, you have to shoot the opponent down.

"Baga masturbation! Shabi of the Wa Kingdom, I'm going to hit the middle lane! ”

Wu Fan's calf turned outward, and he smiled evilly at the goalkeeper, and the laughing goalkeeper felt hairy in his heart.

This TMD must be lying to me, this is clearly to play the right side, but it's not certain, in case of a sound to hit the west, hit the left side, then it's troublesome, the goalkeeper thought!

There is no way, choose 1 out of 2, you can only pounce in one direction.

It's quite easy for Wu Fan's current leg method to deceive a goalkeeper, but how can a person like me deceive others.

Wu Fan successfully judged the direction of his save, and it was indeed the left side.

Wu Fan, with all his life's strength, exerted his strength on the spot, and kicked the ball to the place he wanted.

"Bang!"

The goalkeeper of the Japanese Kingdom screamed miserably, curled up on the ground, clutching his crotch, and spasmed in pain.

This powerful kick is enough to instantly generate three or four hundred catties of force, hitting the most vulnerable part, and the consequences can be imagined.

"Yaga, you... You... It's not that you hit... Chest Road? ”

The goalkeeper of the country said with difficulty.

"Of course it's the middle, but I'm not talking about the goal, I'm talking about your middle!"

Wu Fan's eyes narrowed slightly, and he controlled the ball.

The goalkeeper suddenly had an urge to vomit blood.

At this time, it was already an empty door, as long as Wu Fan flicked it lightly, the football would enter.

Narrator:

"Wu Fan's powerful shot was blocked by the opposing goalkeeper."

"Fortunately, the ball is still at his feet, and it happens to be an empty goal at this time, as long as he gently pushes, it will change the embarrassing history of more than 20 years of Qingbei Longwei Football Friendly Match, and the goal drought of more than 20 years will be broken!"

"Get ready, everyone, cheer for this historic moment!"

All the spectators in the audience held their breath again, there was no movement, their eyes widened, their necks stretched, and they could even hear the sound of their heartbeats.

Mei Dai Naizi struggled to get up and ran in the direction of Wu Fan, she wanted to stop this from happening.

This is the glory of the Great Wa Empire, for more than 20 years, the clean sheet dragon people, must not let the opponent put the ball in, even if it is fouled, even if the opponent is given a penalty, there is still a chance of life.

Mei Dai no Iko did her best!

This is completely in Wu Fan's expectation, I will make you never raise your head this time, come on.

"Come on, the female of the Japanese country, I'm already!"

Wu Fan's cheap mouth launched a tease at the right time.

Mei Dai Naiko completely lost her mind, her body was in the air, and her feet were pointed forward with a malicious flying shovel!

If this is shoveled, both legs will be broken.

I think Ronaldo was maliciously shoveled off his leg because he couldn't stop it.

Wu Fan's cheeks were outlined with a slight arc.

When Mei Dai's feet were only a centimeter away from Wu Fan's facebone, Wu Fan parted his legs.

The ball is between your legs.

Because Mei Dai was completely enraged and in a very irrational state, she was extremely powerful and fast at this time, and she couldn't restrain it at all.

Both feet shoveled on the ball, the ball entered the net in response, and the whole person quickly drilled into the net along Wu Fan's crotch.

The insects who figured out what was going on suddenly blew up, generally!

The faint whirring sound under the stadium shook the heavens and the earth, like nine thunderbolts, and the roof of the stadium really lifted a few pieces of plasticized material.

Narrator:

"The goal was scored, it turned out to be an own goal, but 99% of the credit for these goals belongs to Wu Fan!"

"The opponent's defender drilled into Wu Fan's crotch and stabbed the ball into the net."

"This goal ended the embarrassing record of no goals for more than 20 years in the Qingbei Longwu friendly match, and this goal wrote a new chapter in Qingbei football! …”

The narrator was unusually excited, and his speed of speech was the same as that of Song Shixiong, and the degree of passion was far greater than that of Song Shixiong!

The Internet also exploded, and all kinds of comments were overwhelming.

"Hang, scumbag brother, do you know that your family hangs you like this?"

"Heroic boy, end the fear of widowhood!"

"Brother scumbag is awesome with lightning, Brother Zhang said that there is no pressure to clean up these dogs!"

"If the youth is strong, the dragon clan will be strong, and if the youth is hard, the dragon clan will be harder!"

"The moment the guard of the Japanese Kingdom drilled into Wu Fan's crotch, it announced the end of an era!"

"Does Brother Cha have a girlfriend, I can do it!"

"Brother scumbag, can you make an appointment? On call, free service to life, guaranteed to be cool until you cramp! ”

Even the sale of batches lost no time in advertising, and the popularity can be seen. There are even more disgusting:

"Does the scumbag brother have a boyfriend, I promise to be more considerate than a girl!"

This was followed by a whole bunch of vomiting expressions....

The two big beauties in the herringbone box No. 1 were already in tears.

Murong Jian's face has turned the color of pig liver, why is this referee so unhelpful? It is clear that this ball can be blown off, but it is ignored.

Murong Jian picked up his phone and edited a text message:

"If this is the case again,

Investment cancelled! ”

……

Murong Zuer in the Tianzi No. 1 box was also so excited that he burst into tears, and he became more interested in this little brother.

Hu Zhizhou suddenly received a text message, opened it and looked at it, and was shocked, and his whole square face turned the color of purple eggplant.

Mei Dai Naiko lay in the net in a decadent manner, not moving.

I didn't expect the dignity of the Great Wa Empire to end at my feet, and in such a humiliating way, I surrendered to the crotch of the dragon people....

The Dragons players rushed over.

Throw Wu Fan into the air, and after falling, he throws it into the sky again, as if the game has ended, as if he has won the victory.

It's no wonder that there have been no goals for decades, and they have lost badly for decades, at least 0:5 fiasco... Can this sudden ball not go crazy?

Nogawa gritted his teeth and looked solemn, and secretly held the ball and threw it to the midfielder.

When Wu Fan was thrown into the air, he suddenly saw Nogawa, not good! The other party is coming to sneak attack.

"Put it down!"

Wu Fan hurriedly said.

"No, scumbag, we haven't thrown enough, you are our hero, you deserve such courtesy!"

Said a player with tears streaming down his face.

"Courtesy to your sister, the Japanese are coming, return to the position quickly!"

Wu Fan said angrily, some players reacted, but it was too late.