Chapter 176: Cooking
The appearance of these people immediately alarmed Yan Chixia, who was originally in the temple, but he did not act rashly, but quietly hidden.
"Haha, big brother, it was really happy just now, I only used one knife to cut off the head of that guard, if it wasn't for the brothers who were too fast, I could have got a few more heads." A big man with a beard said to the bald man beside him.
"Haha, you're also very good, we'll drink these heads tonight, only fresh brains are delicious after being paired with rice wine." The bald man licked his lips and smiled.
The rest of the big men laughed together, and walked into the wing room of the temple with the bald head in their arms. It was obvious that someone had cleaned up a little, but the big men didn't care at all, and instead four or five of them quickly raised the fire, and the rest began to take care of the heads.
"Yes, heat up the oil, and we'll have a hot oil to roll the human brain in a while." While commanding the younger brothers, the bald man picked up one of the heads in his hand, "Poof! A dagger with a flickering cold light was drawn from his waist, and the bald man carefully shaved the hair on the head, and then quickly drew the dagger along the top of his head.
I saw that a red line appeared on the shiny skull, and the big man saw that the dagger in his hand was slightly forced, and the blade pierced into three points, and then the wrist was slightly twisted, only to hear the sound of "click", and a round cover bone on the top of the head fell, and at a glance, the skull was white and red, and the crystal clear brain shook a few times, and it was not damaged at all.
The bearded man next to him slapped his thigh and shouted: "Big brother is so capable, this can be called a cow slaughter, it really amazes me." ”
"Haha, that's Ku Ding Xie Niu, this itself I have been practicing for 20 years, at first with chicken brains, then with monkey brains, and finally with human brains, to now, whether it is a human or any other animal, as long as I take it in my hands, within a moment and three minutes, I can complete the shaving of its brain." The bald man picked up an iron hook and stirred it in the human brain in his hand, then took out a thin bamboo and inserted it, opened his mouth to take a sip, then drank another sip of rice wine, and finally leaned against the earthen wall on the side with a comfortable face.
"This kind of ability can only be refined by the eldest brother, and I can't enjoy it." When he heard that it would take twenty years to refine his beard, he secretly scolded this bald man for having a dead head, and he practiced such useless kung fu for the sake of appetite.
Of course, he would never dare to say these words, although this eldest brother is not very bright, but his own kung fu is not bad, and his temper is extremely short-tempered, and his beard is usually only carefully flattered.
Time passed little by little, and after these people had eaten those delicacies, a faint singing voice came from afar, and the singing was like glue, which made these rough men feel extremely angry when they heard it, and suddenly their eyes and ears straightened, and they involuntarily stood up and went towards the place where the song was.
"Hee-hee, haha, sister, come on."
"Sister, wait for me."
“……”
As soon as a group of people walked to the backyard of the temple, they saw four or five women dressed in white who were playing wantonly, laughing and laughing, all of them with proud figures and charming faces, and they were not afraid when they saw these robbers, but showed some curiosity, and looked at them with wide eyes and blinking.
"It's so beautiful, it's so beautiful, and the girl in the Spring Breeze Pavilion is not so moving." A group of rough men could withstand this temptation, a large amount of saliva flowed down the corners of their mouths, one by one their faces were red, and their eyes were staring at the green light, and the bald man at the front was covered in some white smoke, and he tore the clothes on his upper body, and walked forward in two steps, looking at the woman in front of him who hugged him like a frightened rabbit because of his arrival, and muttered:
"Beauty, I'm here."
When the remaining big men saw that their bosses had gone up, they hurriedly tore their shirts one by one and walked forward quickly, for fear that they would be half a minute slower.
But just as these people were about to pounce, suddenly, an angry shout came, "Bah! As if the Admiralty had been hit, the lion and elephant hissed, and a layer of visible ripples quickly attacked, sweeping away all the robbers and men, and the women in white dissipated invisibly under the voice.
"Haha, the Tao is the way, the very way, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, if you people can repent, I can be the master to send you to the Western Elysium." A bearded man dressed as a chivalrous man fell from the sky and pointed at these fallen robbers with one hand and said.
"Oops, I'm going to die, what is that bearded man talking about, going to send us to Western Elysium?" The bald man got up from the ground, stretched out his hand, pulled out the steel knife on his waist, tilted his head and looked at Yan Chixia in front of him, and then suddenly laughed.
And his younger brothers laughed too, and some even laughed until their stomachs hurt.
"Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha? Repentance? Haha, I really laughed to death, uncle, I have killed not 10,000 but 8,000 people since I was born, and all of them have been eaten by me, even if this is the case, can I become a Buddha? The bald man shouted with the back of his knife on his head.
"Yes, we really want to become Buddhas, bearded, I just don't know if you can save us, last time there was a bald donkey who said that he wanted to teach us the Dharma, then I told him, it's okay to talk about the Dharma, but you have to talk about it in my stomach, haha!" The beard on the side shook his stomach and laughed loudly.
"Alas, the suffering of the world, since you are unwilling to repent, then the only way is to let your soul fly away." Yan Chixia's eyes were cold, and she pinched the trick with one hand, and suddenly a cold light suddenly rose, as if a bright moon appeared on the earth, the moonlight swept slightly, and the robbers who were still laughing didn't even make a scream and turned into a cloud of blood mist as if they were executed by Ling Shi, the blood mist dissipated, and a shaved skeleton fell to the ground.
"Huh? I even have some skills. Yan Chixia kicked her eyes and saw a black shadow holding Qi Gen's severed arm and running quickly towards the outside of the temple.
"Haha, where are you going?" Yan Chixia summoned with one hand, and the "bright moon" in the sky turned into a streamer and galloped towards the bald man who was fleeing.
But at this moment, suddenly, dozens of thick branches in the woods on the side suddenly stretched out, intertwined with each other into a large net, and incarnated the "bright moon" net of the streamer, and then saw the streamer condense violently, only to see a cold and shining sword appear, constantly strangled in the big net, but the branches that converged into the big net were more and more, even if the sword qi splashed, for a while, the tree net could not be helped.
"Old youkai, you've finally appeared." Yan Chixia saw that her sword was trapped, and she didn't worry at all, but shouted with laughter.