Chapter 18: Complete defeat
When Li Yanzhi rushed to Uncle Jin's yard again, he saw Uncle Jin showing a happy smile picking up a big baby.
Aunt Hua and Sister Wei were also smiling on the side.
"Uncle Jin, are you so happy that the crockpot is broken?" Li Yanzhi couldn't help but ask in surprise when he saw that the crockpot that made the three elders stare at it without blinking had become fragmented at this moment.
Seeing that the three of them were nervous about the crockpot like that, and the crockpot was broken, it didn't seem to be this expression......
The "bang" that Li Yanzhi heard in his house just now was obviously the sound of a crockpot breaking.
"Ah, Brother Genius is back?!" Uncle Jin asked in surprise as soon as he saw Li Yanzhi.
"Zhi'er, I've had enough of the wild outside, and I'm finally willing to come back to see a few of our old guys?!" Aunt Hua also looked happy and said with infinite surprise.
Wei Yinyin's expression was not too surprised, because he had already noticed Li Yanzhi in Uncle Jin's courtyard just now. However, the color of joy is the same as that of Uncle Jin and Aunt Hua, which is overflowing.
Li Yanzhi: ......
Li Yanzhi looked at Uncle Jin and Aunt Hua speechlessly-I have been next to you for so long, and I deliberately spoke loudly to attract your attention, and you didn't see me at all......
Although there is still a certain amount of resentment in my heart, it is more of a little self-satisfaction.
Originally, he had lived with Uncle Jin, Aunt Hua and Sister Wei for more than ten years, and he had never discovered the true face of their immortal cultivators, which already made Li Yanzhi feel very faceless.
He took the initiative to go back to the village again, without looking for a step down - for example, the three elders had deceived and concealed themselves for so many years, and expressing guilt or something also made him feel very shameless.
After returning to the village, he was not welcomed by the three elders, and no one paid attention to him, but focused on the broken crockpot, which made him even more embarrassed.
The first two face-saving trees have been completed, and there is no way to find them. But now listening to the meaning of the three elders, it seems that the third face can still be saved.
So Li Yanzhi, who has always felt very faceless, finally felt a little more perked.
The expression on his face unconsciously became a little more serious, and the expression in his eyes also changed slightly at this moment, Li Yanzhi was quickly adjusting, not only to express his anger at the three elders for not telling him for so many years, but also to show magnanimity, let them know that they have forgiven them, just don't have a next time in the future......
Although it is difficult to express so many thoughts through one look, Li Yanzhi feels that his acting skills are still very good, and he can accurately express these expressions.
"Zhi'er, do you have an eye disease?"
Just when Li Yanzhi was waiting for the three elders to be moved by his magnanimity and wept gratefully, and sincerely realized his mistake and saved some face, suddenly the short and thin Aunt Hua came to Li Yanzhi and asked puzzledly.
While speaking, he also pinched Li Yanzhi's face with his thin palm with great concern, shaking it from side to side to see if there was anything wrong with his eyes.
Li Yanzhi: ......
Li Yanzhi was completely speechless.
"It's okay, my eyes are bright, and there is no problem at all. While ravaging Li Yanzhi's cheeks, Aunt Hua couldn't help laughing, and the expression on her face tried her best to pretend to be very natural, serious and authentic.
"Aunt Hua, it's fine, but it's okay to be rubbed like this by you again. Li Yanzhi said helplessly getting rid of Aunt Hua's "clutches".
I was speechless in my heart—can't I get this face back? No, I have to get it back.
"Ahem," thinking in his heart, Li Yanzhi cleared his throat and began to decide to use his three-inch tongue to find a way back.
"Aunt Hua, Uncle Jin, Sister Wei, why do you keep lying to me?" asked Li Yanzhi as seriously as possible.
"Zhi'er, where did this come from, how did we ever lie to you?" Before Aunt Hua could speak, Uncle Jin blinked his eyes and asked rhetorically.
Apparently prepared.
"You have always been a powerful immortal cultivator, why haven't you told me?" Li Yanzhi started the first wave of attacks.
"You never asked us. Uncle Jin said honestly with an innocent face.
Li Yanzhi: ......
Li Yanzhi was speechless, this ...... It seems that I really didn't ask...... Not to mention deception.
"The night I went back to the village to get sick, I obviously saw Uncle Jin you took advantage of my confusion and gave me a bowl of boiling boiling water to drink, I asked Uncle Jin you, why did you deny it?" Although the first wave of attacks was completely defeated, Li Yanzhi did not hesitate to start the second wave.
"Zhi'er, I remember that the original words you asked me that day were, 'Uncle Jin, did you feed me boiling water to drink, and said that it was made of elixir?' I remember my answer at the time was, 'Of course not, you can see that there is not a single spiritual grass on my opening stone'. ”
Uncle Jin calmed down and continued: "I really didn't lie to you, I fed you an elixir, not boiling water, and the spiritual grass used was not on the opening stone, but I treasured it for a long time. I didn't lie to you a word......"
Li Yanzhi: ......
This...... This, it seems, is true......
After losing the second round, Li Yanzhi was angry, and turned his head to burn the flames of war on Aunt Hua.
"Aunt Hua, or the night I was sick, you obviously pierced me with an embroidery needle, a small hammer, and a big awl, why didn't you admit it?"
"Zhi'er, I remember my original words were, 'Zhi'er, you must be dreaming, how could Aunt Hua be willing to beat you and smash you!' You ask yourself, is Aunt Hua telling a lie, is Aunt Hua willing to beat you and smash you?"
Like Uncle Jin, Aunt Hua's answer was also calm and relaxed, obviously she had already expected that Li Yanzhi might ask the teacher, and she had already given precise answers to the questions that the latter might ask.
Li Yanzhi was a little speechless, and asked himself, Aunt Hua loves him the most, and she really won't be willing to hammer him and smash him, which is why Li Yanzhi was so sure of what he saw at night that day, but he still didn't insist too much on himself.
But if you don't insist at the time, it doesn't mean that you don't insist now, I didn't suspect that they were immortal cultivators at the time, but now I suspect it, and the events of that night naturally can't be fake, Aunt Hua is lying.
"Besides, although I really used embroidery needles, big awls, and small hammers, I was not beating you or smashing you, but treating you. It seemed that she had seen through what Li Yanzhi was thinking, and without waiting for the former to ask, Aunt Hua spoke directly.
Li Yanzhi was speechless again, he didn't expect Aunt Hua to be so good at picking words......
In this way, it seems that it can barely be justified......
Li Yanzhi, who obviously felt the difficulty of regaining face, scratched his head with his hands, glanced at Sister Wei, who was captivating the country and the city, opened his mouth, and finally shut up.
Uncle Jin and Aunt Hua didn't ask for anything cheap here, and Sister Wei couldn't ask for anything here.
Li Yanzhi remembered that he asked Sister Wei that day, "Sister Wei, did you play your Konghou that night?" and Sister Wei's answer was, "Zhi'er dreamed of my Konghou when she was dreaming, and it seems that she really misses it, so I'll play a song for you now." ”
No problem...... Sister Wei didn't answer his question at all at that time, and it was impossible to talk about lying......
Li Yanzhi didn't ask very interestingly, so as not to be bored.
I don't think I think it on weekdays, but I didn't expect these three elders to be really deep in routines, and their daily words and deeds are so leaky.
It's not easy to find their handles.
Li Yanzhi was very frustrated, it seemed that it was difficult to regain face in front of the three old elders......
From this and that, Li Yanzhi thought of the strange formation that trapped Mo Enchanting, the white-faced scholar and the ugly monster that day, although Uncle Jin said that it was arranged by him at that time, but Li Yanzhi was more inclined to believe that it was laid out by Xuanyangzi.
However, I drank with Xuanyangzi last night and asked about it, but the other party didn't know that it was not what he did. Obviously, it is really as Uncle Jin said, it is indeed arranged by Uncle Jin.
It's a pity that Uncle Jin swore the truth at that time, but Li Yanzhi was stunned and didn't believe it.
This is good, it is not that Uncle Jin deliberately deceived him, but Li Yanzhi's own problem......
face, it seems that it can't be recovered at all......
Li Yanzhi, who was defeated in three consecutive rounds, decided to put this issue aside for the time being...... After all, you can't help it......