Chapter 81: The bile is about to be vomited out (begging for a subscription and asking for a monthly pass)
She has a trait, when she is in a bad mood, she likes to eat cream cake or spicy bars.
It's either sweet to the heart or spicy to the taste buds.
"Phew, how can you buy this kind of bread, you can't tear it, you're short of money?" The man threw it on the couch in displeasure, looking dissatisfied.
"You're so annoying, you're so noisy, you can't stop your mouth when you eat." Yuhan looked up and glanced at him.
The moment he looked up, Yuhan was stunned.
She blinked, reached out and rubbed her eyes fiercely, Qingshi he, could he be crazy?
"Uh, what's on that couch?" Yuhan's face changed, and he couldn't say how he felt.
"Bread, damn it, this can't be expired, hard!"
"Well, that's what you just bitten?" Yuhan's throat moved, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
The man nodded stupidly, with a look of disgust.
Burst!
Ouch I'll go!
Bluestone, bluestone, do you know what you just ate?
Bread, I don't even know what bread is?
Ahem, this bread has a lot of meanings, why do you tear it open and bite it without even looking at it?
Where is it like to eat, huh?
Yuhan covered her eyes, her shoulders twitched constantly, she could laugh for a year in this picture.
"What's so funny?"
Yuhan twitched for a long time before she regained her strength, and as soon as she spoke, she burst into laughter, she couldn't control herself: "Qingshi, that bread, it's not for eating!" β
"It's not food! What's that for? The man was stunned and picked up the bag of "snacks" again, which was written as "Mona Lisa brand bread".
"Ahem, look at it yourself, pay attention, look at the small print next to it." After the woman finished speaking, she pursed her mouth, forcibly held back her twitching mouth, and quickly moved to the side a little, she was afraid that Qingshi would not be able to control her power for a while.
Sure enough, Qingshi's face became darker and darker.
To Yuhan's surprise, he didn't get angry, just crumpled it into a ball and threw it into the trash.
Yuhan scratched her head, hey, she thought Qingshi was going to be furious, but she was so calm.
Sure enough, Shibei was three days, and he should be impressed.
In fact, I really can't complain about him, after all, this "bread", cough cough is also "aunt towel", the outer packaging is really like bread, the pattern is a sandwich bread, and the middle is red cream.
After tearing the package, there is also a layer of imitation bread material packaging film inside, which can be opened from the reverse side.
But Qingshi didn't know, so he bit stupidly, this packaging film looks the same as bread, but after all, it's not bread, and it's strange to bite.
Unless you already know the meaning of "bread", this "bread" is estimated to be able to deceive a lot of people.
Yuhan raised his eyebrows, didn't this kid Qingshi say that he often goes out to pick up girls, he doesn't even know his aunt's towel, he must be a pure child, maybe it's still a place.
Yuhan thought about it and felt that he was too unkind, and he actually laughed so wildly.
Well, no matter how funny it is, it can't be so unkind, it can't be so blatant, right?
Handing her the cup, Yuhan's eyes were playful and concerned: "Do you want to drink saliva to suppress the shock?" β
Qingshi took the cup, and as soon as he drank the saliva, he spit it out, and then kept retching.
"Vomitβ"
"Vomit, vomitβ"
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Yuhan sighed, he really couldn't hold it back, he vomited for a long time, and his bile was about to be vomited.
kept "vomiting" until Yuhan also wanted to "vomit", so he quickly patted him on the back, begging this master not to vomit: "What, Qingshi, don't be too uncomfortable, it's all clean anyway, and no one has used it." β
"How dare you say that? Vomit, vomit ......" Qingshi's whole face turned black into carbon, and he couldn't help but vomit when he wanted to speak.
After a long time......
Yuhan is almost furious, what about the old man?
What bullshit don't have three days, when you look at it, even if you don't have thirty days, it's useless.
Pulling his arm was about to drag the goods to the hospital, but he stopped.
"Your pregnancy reaction is finally over?" Yuhan angrily lashed out at him.
The man's face was pale, and he looked like he was going to die, and he was trembling with anger.
"You're still angry? If it weren't for you, how could I be so miserable? β
The corners of the woman's mouth twitched, and her eyes rolled: "I forced you?" Did I hand it to you? Did I tell you that this thing is edible? β
Qingshi opened his mouth and couldn't say anything, it wasn't she who forced him, it wasn't she who handed it to him, it was he who thought it was just for eating......
"If you hadn't put that thing in a drawer with food, I'd have assumed it was food?"
Yuhan thought about it, felt that he was reasonable, covered his mouth and smiled: "I didn't put it, it should have been found out by the previous nanny cleaning, cough cough, that estimate is the same as you, and I just put them together when I sorted out things." β
"Shangguan Yuhan, why do you have nothing to do with this kind of packaging, I don't know it's easy to confuse your vision?" Qingshi is resentful, like a deep resentful woman.
Yuhan crossed Erlang's legs, his eyebrows and eyes crooked: "This is the best aunt towel series sold by Mona Lisa, because it is very secretive, even if it is seen in your hand, it doesn't matter, others will only think it is bread, women will not be embarrassed, even if it is very expensive, there are still many people who buy it." β
Yuhan smiled as he spoke, he didn't expect this thing to make the bluestone pit miserable, and it is estimated that he will be stunned by his aunt in the future.
"Count you ruthless." Qingshi rubbed his eyebrows in distress, as long as he thought of the stupid thing he had just done, the whole person was not good.
"I'm telling you, from now on, I'm not going to use anything from the Mona Lisa, and don't want to make me a dime a dime."
Yuhan looked at Qingshi in surprise: "Qingshi, if you don't have a face, you are invincible, you are already invincible, do you know?" β
Bluestone: "......"
Yuhan: "If you don't know, you still think that you spent the same amount of money, ahhh β
Qingshi: "Can you still have a good time, do you have to dismantle the stage like this?" β
Yuhan shrugged, she is a little expert in demolishing the platform, no matter how high the platform is, it can collapse.
Uh, I can't blame her, if I want to blame it, I blame the tofu scum project too much, poke lightly, fell apart, let him talk nonsense, he deserved it: "Can't." β
Qingshi threw the mobile phone on the sofa to Yuhan, and then took out his own mobile phone.
"What?" Yuhan caught it with one hand and asked with his chin pointing to his phone.
"Play games with me, I need to be addicted to games and forget about the world." Bluestone unlocked the phone and opened the game interface.
The woman held back a smile, touched her chin, and played with the mobile phone in her hand: "You also changed the mobile phone of vivo!" β
"How is it possible, I'm a nostalgic person, don't you know?" Bluestone's fingers snapped.
The corners of Yuhan's mouth twitched: "This is not your mobile phone?" β
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Haha,Qingshi is so miserable.,Although Yebai is my mother.,But I still can't help but want to laugh.,There's a change today.,The author ran to code the word.,Soon it'll be fine.,Babies wait for me!
d will come