Chapter 011: Internet celebrity scumbag
Book friends, I'm sorry, due to the important moment of the list, I cut a few chapters and overhauled it, and I want to dedicate more exciting content to everyone!
Wu Fan was taken aback and opened the campus network.
Goose drops, God, scared the baby to death, the first dozen articles are all related to himself.
dominates the screen, dominates several screens, and several pages in a row.
(1) "Brother Fan stabbed Wang Bahao angrily, and the chrysanthemum bloomed"
Attached is a high-definition picture, which is a picture of Wu Fan stabbing Wang Bahao with a wooden stick, his clothes are torn into strips, and his buttocks are dragging sticks, which looks ridiculous.
Behind a bunch of comments.
Brother V5, the wooden stick is repeatedly inserted, and the school bully chrysanthemum is dry... Degassing...
The wicked have evil retribution, Brother Fan, you are the most hanging...
Brother Scum, we will always support you spiritually...
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More than 3658 reviews in total.
(2) "Brother Fan angrily dumped the gold worshipper, revealing AD covered milk"
There are also two high-definition pictures attached to the back, Niu Rong is holding a small steamed bun in Wangzi, wearing a small thong underneath....
Comments attached:
Scheming green tea, deserves to be...
Made, the airport is full of big waves, and it hurts Lao Tzu Baiy!
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2796 total comments.
(3) "The intersection of school flowers and school scum is not an empty set"
Comments:
Mostly the sound of heartbreak.
The goddess has a master, and she is destined to be lonely in this life...
My heart is broken, my tears are dry, my goddess is gone...
Wu Fan scumbag, I want to duel with you...
Wu Zha, I want to die with you...
4300 reviews!
(4) "Brother Fan's Wisdom and King Fat Man"
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2300 reviews.
(5) "A Bad Student's Counterattack Road"
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1800 reviews!
(6) "The most wonderful performance in history, the most difficult poem - reciting it backwards"
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3800 reviews.
(7) "Fat people also have spring---- Brother Fan's true confession"
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2250 reviews!
It seems that there are a lot of fat people on the Qingbei campus!
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Unexpectedly, the first 20 news items are all related to Wu Fan...
Even the news of the four school flowers that attracted the most attention was far behind.
Wu Fan has already soared through the clouds and doesn't know why.
I'll it, I'm such a low-key and humble boy, how can I stand this.
Can't do it, if it goes on like this, let people not live, and give others a way out...!
But it's useless, I'm such a stylish man, no matter where I am, like a firefly in the dark, so distinct, so outstanding. My evil eyes, embarrassed beard, and miraculous boxing skills have deeply fascinated a large number of girls and attracted many scum fans!
…… No, no, no, I can't do this anymore, I want to rush out of the campus, out of Qingbei, shine the dragon clan, move the world, dominate the galaxy, and dominate the whole universe...
Low-key, low-key, you must be low-key.
"Hahaha, hahahaha..."
Wu Fan's saliva flowed all over the place, but he didn't know it.
"Wu Fan, Wu Fan, Wu Fan... Are you okay! ”
Shiqi called Wu Fan back to the real world.
Wu Fan quickly wiped off the saliva that filled his chin.
It was already dawn, five o'clock in the morning.
Shiqi gave Wu Fan a big hug.
"Either way, I thank you so much, and I hope we can be best friends in the future, goodbye!"
A friendly smile, a smiling face like a flower, blooming against the rising sun in the east.
It's just beautiful, Wu Fan was stunned, one of the four school flowers, and it really deserves its name.
A classmate who was exercising in the morning saw all this.
Ma Dan, it's too unusual, this scum, eating in the bowl and looking at the pot.
didn't sleep all night, Wu Fan wasn't very sleepy, and was still immersed in the excitement just now.
Wu Fan lay on the bench and took a 30-minute nap.
Going to the cafeteria to eat instantly became the focus of attention.
A group of fat people gathered around, and Brother Fan talked endlessly... Brother Fan has become their spiritual sustenance.
After the meal, Wu Fan came to the small pavilion to wait for Hanyan's daughter-in-law, and had already said that he would help Wu Fan make up for the class today.
At a quarter past 6, Hanyan arrived on time.
Hanyan was wearing a sportswear, a pair of sneakers, although she was wearing it very tightly, she couldn't hide her fiery figure, two big pines were full of blouse, a pretty face, a smile like a flower, and a simple ponytail, full of vitality.
"Daughter-in-law, you are so beautiful today! No flowery rhetoric in the world is enough to describe your beauty! I'm so rare with you, what's the matter? ”
Wu Fan's eyes stared at Han Yan's beautiful eyes.
"Hmph, it's okay to be serious, today's task is to make up for the class, put away your careful thoughts!"
Han Yan pouted a cute little mouth.
"What do you mean by pouting, do you want to hint at me for a kiss?"
"How did you become such a hooligan, what an honest person you used to be!"
"I learned from Zhang Song, hehe!"
"Which bad embryo is Zhang Song? Don't make a fuss, go to class! ”
"Yes, wife!"
If Zhang Song knew, he would have to jump out of the coffin board, a dignified and upright gentleman of the Three Kingdoms, and a righteous gentleman, who was played bad by Wu Fan.
In a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere, Wu Fan opened the Xueba mode!
Wu Fan chose the cow man Zhang Song again and picked up Han Yan's math notebook. There are more than a dozen books in total, and each one is thick.
Flip through it quickly.
Dazzled.
Before, it was ten lines at a glance, but now with the improvement of spiritual power, it has reached the level of one glance and one page, such as the computer scanning at high speed, and the content of each page is clearly copied in the mind.
If it was before, Han Yan would have thought that this guy was deliberately flipping around, but after a series of events yesterday, Han Yan has become more and more unable to see through this guy.
"Simple logic is too simple,
The derivative of the function is not difficult,
"Trigonometric drizzle,
Plane vector appetizer,
quadratic higher order inequality,
elliptic equations and straight lines,
Even if the finale series is a problem,
It's also a blink of an eye."
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So easy! This particular high school math is so unchallenging.
"53 minutes and 25 seconds!"
Hanyan helped Wu Fan write down the time!
"I'll find you a few questions to do, don't fool yourself around, or I'll strangle you!"
Near Zhu is red, close to ink is black, and Hanyan's language style is more and more like Wu Fan.
Stinky boy, I don't believe you can still do it all right, math is different from Chinese and English, as long as you remember it, you can get a perfect score.
Mathematics needs to be well versed in methods, drawing inferences from one another, and touching on analogies in order to be able to do other problems, I will find a few random questions on the Internet, and I will definitely be able to stump this bastard!
"No, daughter-in-law, I'm too sleepy, you can ask when I wake up."
I didn't sleep all night, plus the consumption of divine soul power just now.
Wu Fan fell asleep as soon as he lay on Han Yan's lap, snoring like thunder.
"Get up, get up, you get up for me!"
Han Yan pushed Wu Fan a few times, but there was no movement, and he tried to twist his ears again, but he was reluctant to use force.
Hanyan was convinced that Wu Fan studied all night, and he could fall asleep when he lay down, and he must be tired.
"Stinky boy, lying on the lap of the old lady, this is seen, it's a shame!"
The dignified school bully and the school flower actually began to swear words.
Hanyan wanted to push him away several times, but in the end he was not reluctant.
There are quite a few students who study on campus early in the morning, and there are some students who go for a morning jog.
Almost everyone has already determined that they are in a relationship.
In full view of everyone, he openly lay on the beautiful legs of the school flower. How intimate is the private relationship? 100% of the raw rice has been cooked into rice.
Yesterday was full of hateful eyes, and today's boys' eyes are full of helplessness, and more despair.
Everyone has already established a relationship, so what else do we want!
On the basketball court, a tall boy, who looked quite handsome, looked full of anger in his eyes, and looked at this side angrily.
"Brother Tao, don't be sad, you still have a chance."
(Lan Tao: Vice captain of the basketball team, basketball played very well, known as the third in the school.) Coveted for a long time. )
"This spicy chicken, you have to give him some color to see, fourth, you call him over!"
"Brother Tao, do you want to...?"
A little man is puzzled (Li Xiaosi, Lan Tao's follower).
"Wait a little bit and play a basketball class and let him fill up."
Lan Tao's face showed an imperceptible smirk, eerie and terrifying.
"Brother Tao is wise, little brother will do it!"
Li Xiaosi'er ran over with a fart.
A slap slapped Wu Fan's ass hard.
Wu Fan woke up in a dream.
"Li Xiaosi'er, what are you doing, are you crazy?"
Han Yan was not happy all of a sudden! I didn't even bother to shoot him, who the are you?
"Sister Hanyan, I'm sorry, it was Brother Tao who asked me to ask Wu Fan to go over to play basketball for a while, and I just needed someone."
Li Xiaosi'er smiled wryly.
"You bastards, you know that Wu Fan can't play, and his sports performance is rotten, this is obviously looking for an opportunity to fuck him, don't think I don't know!"
Han Yan scolded angrily.
"Don't be angry, daughter-in-law, I'll accompany them to play, my husband will definitely give you a long face!"
Hearing Han Yan's concern for himself, Wu Fan's heart was extremely warm.
"Hmph, you're a bastard too, don't care about you!"
Hanyan packed up his notes, raised his feet and left, but the direction was the basketball court.
This cheap daughter-in-law is not right, it seems that she is really reluctant to give up this baby!
Wife, I'm here, see how I smile and shine on the court...!
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