353. A prank that can only be done once in a lifetime
Saturn V satellite.
"Boom~~"
A huge ring-shaped spaceship slammed into the ground.
And before the satellite fell, several figures ejected out one after another and landed in the distance.
With the crash of the huge spaceship, several people slowly came together, it was Tony, Little Spider, Doctor Strange, and the Guardians of the Galaxy and others.
Yes, after learning that Thanos had returned so soon, Star-Lord and the others drove the spaceship to Earth as soon as possible.
Not only because everyone on the spaceship basically has more or less hatred with Thanos, but also because of an agreement, they remember that when Bank created the Guardians of the Galaxy and organized them together, they laughed and said that they must remember that Thanos was in trouble and the Earth was in trouble and supported from all sides, although this sounds like a joke, but at that time, the Guardians of the Galaxy and Bank's generals were cautious and promised, not to mention that the Earth is still Star-Lord's hometown.
As for why only Star-Lord and others have come until now, it is not because Sandal and the generals have forgotten their promises and friendships after receiving favors, but because they are different from Star-Lord and others, they have no worries and are extremely free, but because the huge army needs time to assemble, and they also have to plan a plan, how many fleets will go to support the Star Destroyers, and how many fleets will stay to guard the satellite ball.
Even with the name Star Destroyer, its importance to them has infinitely accelerated the speed of the army, but no matter what, it is naturally not as good as the careless Star-Lord and others, so they are still on their way to come.
The downed spaceship was the mothership that landed on Earth, and Tony and Little Spider were also in order to save Doctor Strange, who was captured at the time, plus to sail the enemy's base camp away from Earth, so there was a scene where the mothership crashed into Enceladus.
And in the mothership, the three Avengers and Star-Lord have also fought each other, because they all think that each other is the minions of Thanos, otherwise how could they be in this mothership?
But fortunately, the last few people called back and forth, but they all found out that the other party knew Bank, and they all claimed to be Bank's friends, so they half-believed and cooperated, and crashed the mothership on Titan.
Looking at the ruins around him, Star-Lord, who knew that there had been a civilization on this planet, took out a small tester and said, "What happened on this planet?" A full octave off the axis, gravitational pull everywhere ......"
But the Avengers weren't in the mood to hear what he had to say, the Earth was in dire straits, and they were millions of kilometers away.
Tony looked at Doctor Strange, who had been suspended there motionless since he fell, and then turned to the crowd and said, "We need a plan, a plan that can defeat the purple sweet potato." ”
"Purple sweet potato essence? Have you met him? Star-Lord on the side was surprised.
"No...... What Bank said, he said that Thanos is actually quite cute, and he is ...... made into a pillow," Tony said silently, but looking at everyone's frozen expressions, he probably knew that he was being tricked by Bank again.
Spider-Man, who was squatting on a boulder, tilted his head and said, "What did Mr. Bank say?" Then I can understand, he always called me clumsy, but I thought I was quite sensitive, and later I learned that he compared me to Quicksilver, in fact, sometimes, he was really hurtful, I was a ......"
Hearing where Peter Parker was broken again, Tony shook his head helplessly and said to him, "Do you know that you are sometimes more annoying than him?" The Avengers don't need this attribute! We just need to stick together! ”
Hearing this, the little spider said aggrievedly: "But Mr. Banker is, so is Quicksilver and the new Ant-Man brother, don't you sometimes do the same......"
Tony said no more and said, "Boy, I warn you, now is not the time to say this. ”
Star-Lord on the side didn't pay attention to Tony, but turned his head to look at the little spider, with a feeling that he had found a fellow believer, and said, "You were also rectified by him?" What did he name you? Back then, he named me the Star Prince, and now when others see me, they still call me that, to be clear, my name is Star-Lord. ”
The little spider turned to look at Star-Lord, shrugged, and said, "He called me Little Bug......"
"He calls me Little Red Page, but that must be a pretty powerful nickname, right? Do you call a particularly powerful and fierce person on the earth Little Peppa? Dirks the Destroyer on the side interjected stupidly.
Tony, Spider, Doctor Strange: "......"
"By the way, his name is Gamora Green Goblin, she's not here, as a teammate, I magnanimously helped her ask, what is Green Goblin?" The muscular Dirks didn't see what everyone's stunned expressions represented, but asked everyone again with incompatible adjectives.
Seeing everyone looking at him stupidly, Tony shook his head again and sighed, "Lao Tie, okay, he calls me Lao Tie, but don't ask me what I mean, anyway, it's not a good meaning, Prince Xing, can you call your people around?" We need a plan! ”
"Buzz~~"
But just when everyone reluctantly followed Tony's suggestion and slowly gathered around, complaining about Banker while preparing to discuss what plan to come out, a strange voice interrupted them.
Everyone hurriedly looked at Doctor Strange, only to see that the eyes of Agamotto on his chest were constantly emitting green light, enveloping his whole body, and his expression was sometimes hideous and sometimes painful.
Tony hurriedly walked up and asked, "Strange, are you okay?!" ”
"Uh~~"
Tony's voice just landed, and with it landed with Doctor Strange, who was originally suspended in the air.
Tony immediately picked up the demobilized Strange and said, "Are you okay?" ”
Doctor Strange was sweating profusely, and shook his head a little incoherently: "I saw something, a lot, and foresaw everything that would happen next, all the possible outcomes of our war in this war. ”
Star-Lord asked tentatively, "How many results have you seen?" ”
Doctor Strange shook his head and said, "Twenty-four million and six hundred and fifty. ”
Tony stared at Strange and said, "How many times have we won?" ”
"Sixteen ......," Strange said with difficulty.
Everyone also fell silent when they heard this, because compared to the large base of more than 10 million, fifty-six times was too little, and the probability of them winning this war was less than one in a million.
Seeing that everyone fell into a deep silence, Spider-Man suddenly said to Tony on the side: "Hey, do you know sir, I learned a sentence in the Avengers training camp, that is, in times of despair, do what you should do, and then add it down, just wait for hope to come, we Avengers, aren't we hope in itself?" ”
Tony didn't expect that one day, he would be educated by the little spider, but after saying this, it really made him a lot better, he nodded and turned around, and said, "So do our best to make the best plan, purple sweet potato essence is not without hope." ”
But Doctor Strange's next sentence made everyone fall into deep despair: "Those sixteen times, all of them were with Bank's existence......"
When everyone heard this, they all turned their heads, looked at him with burning eyes, and said, "Where's Bank?" ”
Strange shook his head in despair again, and did not answer this sentence directly, but said: "There are still three million four hundred and sixty thousand and two hundred results, which Bank finally rushed back, but still did not succeed in stopping him, and the other more than 20 million results were all because Bank did not have time to come back, and when he came back, the earth was already ......."
Tony clenched his fists when he heard this, but finally laughed unexpectedly, and said: "Haha, I think in those results that he couldn't catch back, he watched us die alone, the earth was destroyed, standing alone on the ruins, the back must be very lonely, well, maybe there is a little dusk light shining on his back, and some BGM or something...... If he doesn't come back, this will be the happiest time I've ever done it, but this kind of prank can only be done once in a lifetime......"