Chapter 587: Lewd Greasy Middle-Aged Man? (Ask for recommendation votes)
"If you can't talk, you can't talk, you can't understand it when you go in~ Now these days, neon people have come to play with us." Wang Hao wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead after quitting the team and said.
'Huh!! Is this a retreat? It looks like a girl's voice. β
"Well, maybe it's an anchor." β
'Retreat is too fast, and it is the true inheritance of the great Sima. β
'Is it funny upstairs, you can understand the speed at which the pros quit the game?' β
"Anchor?" Wang Hao was stunned when he saw the barrage, and thought about it for a while, it was really possible. Now it seems that it is particularly popular for some anchors to use neon or other languages to tease passers-by in the game in order to win ratings, which has to be said to be somewhat useful, and several anchors have become famous because of this.
But Wang Hao doesn't like this kind of entertainment, I feel that being talked to is like being played like a fool, the key is that you don't tell others the truth after you finish playing and send the video out. Basically, 90% of the audience is to watch the anchor flirt with a cute and cute person funny...
"Streamers are even more not! I'm such a handsome person to be played by the anchor, absolutely not! Wang Hao replied. I just want to play games when I'm free, so I don't want to play with them. β
This can be regarded as an expression of why he quit the game, so I skipped the topic without embarrassment.
It's also a little interesting.,This person is really randomly matching and chatting.,Generally, many vloggers are looking for someone to cooperate.,I found a teammate in a double row and pretended not to know each other.,And then follow the script.,Most of them are like this.γ
Either the other party is a budding newcomer, thinking that other bloggers are doing this, and he also wants to become popular with this, or.... He's a veteran of old hands, and he doesn't need a script anymore.
These have nothing to do with Wang Hao.,I thought he had entered a new game.,As soon as I entered, I found that the other party's voice was pretty good.,It's not a voice changer or a cute girl.,It's just a very ordinary player.γ
"Hey, hey, can you hear me?" The familiar language is comfort, and after the other party enters the game, he asks into the microphone.
"I can hear it, I can hear it, where is my brother, the accent is quite familiar." Wang Hao hurriedly replied.
"O'O, I'm SZ, where are you?" After his teammates spoke, they found that they had already boarded the plane, so they hurriedly asked. "Jump where you jump."
"Uh... Whatever, jump here a little safer. Wang Hao was about to answer that his location was interrupted by the other party, so he marked a point on the map, which was the end of the route, in the upper left corner of the holy mountain at the top of the map, where almost no one went.
After seeing Wang Hao's point, the other party was silent for a while, and then replied. "Is that cowardly? Why don't you jump to the top of the mountain? β
"No, no, no, I've only been playing for eighteen hours, it's inconvenient." Wang Hao said with a smile.
Of course, the game time must be more than eighteen hours, but the other party doesn't know...
"Then I may not be able to take you, forget it, let it be." The other party was frightened by this number, and he didn't say a word.
The air was a little embarrassed for a while, the other party didn't speak, and Wang Hao didn't know what to say... Why don't you follow your normal thinking? Generally, when a well-wisher hears that he is a newcomer who has only played for eighteen hours, he should not generously say that he takes himself to eat chicken.
It's not okay to go on like this, I see that I'm about to skydive, and if I don't speak, this live broadcast room is going to be cold... Especially this group of viewers actually mocking themselves there, they can't bear it.
"Well, how old are you?" Wang Hao asked.
The two fell to the ground and ran into the house and began to search. That's when the other party reacted. "What were you just talking about? You're not very good, I didn't even hear you. β
I don't have a good microphone?
Are You Kidding MeοΌ
Are you kidding me!
Wang Hao has nothing to say, his own microphone has been personally selected since he became the entire anchor, a microphone cost him more than 1,000 oceans, although it is not as good as the price of 10,000 or 20,000 yuan for those local tyrants, but there are few people who buy a microphone for more than 1,000 yuan!
"I asked you how old you are~" After making sure that his microphone was fine, he asked in a complaining tone.
"I'm seventeen." The other party replied.
Wang Hao raised his eyebrows, 17 years old? It's a bit young, and it's not even a legal adult.
"Seventeen, as it happens, I'm seventeen too. How high are you? Wang Hao said with a smile.
"You TM lied to me... I'm a junior in high school. β
Who knew that the other party actually retorted with swear words. Wang Hao didn't care about this swear word, because this tone should be the idiomatic language of the other party's speech, and he didn't mean to swear it.
If people in some places may seriously think that the other party is scolding, but who are they? I'm an authentic NJ person! Nanjing people have a very powerful place, that is, when speaking, they will subconsciously bring the beginning of the dick and the end of the B word, which is used to it! Of course... It's not so absolute, if it's a stranger when they're together, they still pay attention to quality. Only friends who are particularly familiar with each other will have habitual swear words in their mouths when chatting together.
"I lied to you? Why should I lie to you? You give me a reason to lie to you, you are a big money, I lie to you, can you support me~" Wang Hao retorted helplessly. "Huh? I'm curious? Let's talk about the reasons. β
"emmmmmm, how can I say it, it feels like you're very lewd, you know, you have to be at least thirty years old." The other party replied.
Wang Hao turned off the game voice for the first time, then stopped searching for things, switched to the desktop and opened the recording position. "Hey, hey, audition~~~ Am I obscene? Where is my voice obscene, he actually said that my voice is obscene! β
2333333333, someone actually told the truth, which is not good. β
'Don't worry about it, you're just very obscene... But I like this lewd feeling of yours. β
'Hahahaha, Qingfeng, you come to lie to me, I'll take care of you! β
In other words, Qingfeng seems to be as big as his eldest brother, as if he is thirty years old. β
'Thirty-year-old greasy middle-aged man is undoubtedly no longer guessing. β
"Hey!! Don't come to me, how can I be thirty years old! I'm as big as an A+! I'm obviously much younger than him, he's a greasy middle-aged man, I'm a standard little fresh meat, okay! Wang Hao suddenly stopped talking, someone was slandering him, and immediately shouted into the microphone.
While saying that, he also used the camera to shine his face in, and carefully moved his head, so that everyone could see the strength of his little fresh meat.
A+ on the side was wearing headphones and couldn't hear what he was saying, but he also turned his head to look at what his captain was smoking...
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