Chapter 043: Those who offend my woman, although they are soft, will cry

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The excitement continues:

Zhang Da Niu walked over, picked up a bottle of beer, mouth-to-mouth, and began to drink.

There are people around, and they are about to see how this chick is shocked, and suddenly she is confused by her actions!

The bald head is very happy in his heart, it seems that this chick is quite shy and doesn't dare to come over, there are many people with shallow face, and she drinks to strengthen her courage.

Wu Fan also began to admire Zhang Daniu's amount of alcohol, if he really fights for wine, it's really hard to say who loses and who wins, sure enough, he is a heroine among women, the patron saint of the barbecue stall!

In dozens of seconds, a bottle of beer was dried up by Zhang Daniu.

The bald head is strong and can't suppress the excited look, after this big beauty borrows wine to strengthen her courage, it starts immediately.

Zhang Daniu lifted an empty wine bottle again.

Slowly walked towards the bald head.

The bald head seems to feel that something is not right, this big beautiful girl came over with two wine bottles in a majestic manner, why didn't she take off her clothes? Just carry it, what do you want to do? There seems to be no more docility.

"Brother Qiang, then I'll be shocked!"

Zhang Dayu is still staring at the bald head in confusion.

The people around him were also stunned. This doesn't seem to be the normal procedure for shaking up.

In anticipation, the table shook began.

Zhang Daniu picked up two empty wine bottles and began to knock wildly on the table.

"Huh... Huh... Eh, stop... Stop... Stop, you... What are you doing? ”

The bald head is not calm, it has been brewing well, waiting for this chick to sit up, enjoying the excitement of being "abused" in public, why did this chick suddenly come to this show?

"My daughter-in-law is cheering for Brother Qiang! I wish Brother Qiang to rise up! ”

Wu Fan said with a smile next to him.

"Stop, stop, stop cheering, I'm already erect, you see, just come up, I'm ready!"

The bald head was in a hurry, his eyes glanced down, and he motioned for everyone to check and check!

Sure enough, now the scale is not small.

"How can it be done, Brother Qiang is so powerful and domineering, if you don't help Haoxing and do enough foreplay, what a disappointment, don't you say?"

Wu Fan's gaze swept around.

"Yes, yes...!"

The people around echoed the voice, and finally watched the live broadcast, but they didn't come to a full set, and they were addicted.

It seems that these people around have watched the island country's action blockbuster.

"I'm also here to cheer for Brother Qiang, a military order will be sent!"

Wu Fan was unwilling to be lonely, so he lifted two wine bottles and came over?

The bald head seems to sense that something is wrong! Beads of sweat oozed from his bald head.

The general's order is a famous song of the Tang Dynasty, which can be played on the pipa and drums, and is one of the scores used to boost morale before the soldiers go to the battlefield.

Wu Fan walked straight forward and beat frantically according to the score and drum beat of the general's order.

"Stop, stop, stop, this little brother has something to discuss, can't I be shocked if I don't wake up?"

Bald Qiang finally knew the meaning of "earthquake", it turned out to be this kind of earthquake method.

The surrounding crowd also seemed to understand Wu Fan and Zhang Daniu's intentions.

A little disappointment, but this kind of earthquake is also quite interesting, such a scene is not encountered in a few years, retreat to the second, this kind of table shock can also be appreciated!

"Brother Qiang, don't make any noise, you disturbed my drumbeat, I'll have to beat it again later!"

Wu Fan was still pleasant, and his soliciting tone was forced to speak to the bald head.

"Don't knock, don't knock, I beg you, brother, I was wrong!"

The sound of percussion almost broke the bald head's eardrum, and the bald head couldn't help but beg for mercy.

"Brother Qiang, Brother Qiang, you're right, your strong physique is worthy of the famous song of the general's order, and the little brother will continue to cheer for you!"

"Bang bang bang... Bang bang bang ... Bang bang...! ”

Wu Fan continued his usual rhythm.

Zhang Daniu stopped, because Wu Fan's playing skills completely convinced her and the people around her.

The rhythm of this drum beating is full of rhythm and majesty, and after listening to it, it really makes people feel uplifted, and their hormones soar, and they want to find someone to fight and go to the battlefield with a gun.

"Stop, stop the, wait a minute, my brothers come here, you guys look good!"

The bald head saw that begging for mercy could not be done, and began to threaten.

Wu Fan glanced at Zhang Daniu.

Zhang Daniu understood, and went directly to take off the bald shoes.

The people around me were surprised, and the bald head was also surprised, could it be that she was going to take off my shoes, and it was really starting to shake?

But the next action made her understand.

Zhang Dayu pulled off his stinky socks and stuffed them directly into the bald head's mouth.

"Woo... Woo"

The bald head is speechless!

"Brother Qiang, the smog in Qingbei City is very serious, my daughter-in-law will help you bring a mask first."

Wu Fan said with a smile.

All the audience fell down in an instant, this special air is good, a rare sunny day, the air quality is excellent, where does the haze come from, the smell of this stinky socks is definitely a thousand times thicker than the haze.

Wu Fan was afraid that he would not be stuffed tightly, so he poked him in the mouth with a wine bottle, and after making sure that the stuff was firm, he started a crazy solo show again.

Zhang Daniu couldn't bear the loneliness and began to dance to cheer up.

The people around praised it, this chick really can't see that she dances so well in hip-hop.

Because Wu Fan was tied very strongly, the bald head struggled a few times, and then gave up, the endless grievances could only be held in his heart, and the bitter tears could only flow into his stomach.

……

A long general's order is finally over.

But this was only the beginning of the torment.

Another song "Men Should Be Self-Improvement" began, which is a score that everyone in the dragon clan knows and everyone knows.

As soon as the music of "Men Should Be Self-Improvement" sounds, Huang Feihong will be hanging, and he will win every battle! The majestic momentum is like a surging river, endless! Whenever they listen to this song, many people will be thrilled and unable to help themselves.

"Come on, let's sing together!"

Wu Fan used the strength of the wine to beat the drum of self-improvement according to the man's self-improvement!

At first, there was a sparse and echoing singing, and finally men, women, and children all sang along! The sound shook through the snack street.

"Hot blood is better than red sunshine

The courage is like iron, and the bones are like steel

Broad-minded

Vision

Vow to work hard for self-improvement

Be a good man

Be a good man

Be self-reliant every day

Hot-blooded man

Hot beats red daylight

…………

In a short time, the crowd of onlookers reached hundreds.

People eating at other food stalls also rushed to see the excitement and joined the chorus crowd.

The front of the other snack bars became deserted, and the doors were crowded.

There were a lot of snack bar owners who started scolding the street.

That barbecue stall actually used such a shameless marketing trick to deceive all the diners!

Tomorrow, I will also invite the bald head Qiang over, put on a good show, and snatch the diners back.

A spicy boss thought to himself!

At this time, the bald head Qiang was already fainting.

The body slumped on the table.

A song of self-improvement for men is finally over!

The surrounding melon-eating crowd was still unsatisfied and shouted one after another.

"One more, one more, another one...!"

Wu Fan waved his hands and signaled quiet.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Reddis and pillows, it was just foreplay, and the excitement will start soon!"

Wu Fan said sensationally.

Everyone gathered their spirits, holding the grass, such a wonderful show is just a foreplay! I thought it was a high tide! I can't imagine what kind of excitement will be in the back.

The crowd was instantly quiet to the extreme, the pin drop could be heard, and everyone held their breath, looking forward to the start of the show!

"Do you want to see a live car shock?"

Wu Fan asked loudly.

"Think, think, we all want to watch the live broadcast, who doesn't want such an exciting thing!"

The crowd erupted into a chorus, and everyone thought that there would be no car tremors or anything like that, but they didn't expect there to be a play, and they immediately came to their senses.

"The car tremor has begun!"

After speaking, Wu Fan bowed down, picked up the table where the bald head was located, strode to the center of the street, and jumped onto the highway.

What is this little brother going to make trouble?

The crowd was puzzled.

But it all came to me right away.

Wu Fan pulled the rope at one end of the table into a sleeve and threw it directly to a speeding truck, the rope sleeve lassoed the big truck, and the big truck pulled the table and galloped on the highway at high speed, the table shook violently, the bald head Qiang had fainted in fright, and the table gradually drifted away, and disappeared after dozens of seconds.

Everyone was suddenly shocked into a cold sweat, it turned out that this is the so-called car shock, this is the so-called drama!

This dude is so raw.

Isn't this about human life?

It seems that this bald head is strong and offended the hard stubble.

Wu Fan jumped on the table, straightened his waist, cleared his throat, and announced loudly:

"Whoever offends my woman, though soft, will weep!"

All the onlookers were taken aback, and many men who were staring at Zhang Daniu just now quickly staggered their eyes and didn't dare to look at Zhang Daniu.

"Whoever offends my woman, though soft, will weep!"

It's so scary, let's go, hundreds of onlookers, disperse in 30 seconds.