"Ding, natural disasters and man-made disasters, flying disasters, unjustified disasters, blessings are incomparable, disasters are not one-way, drinking cold water is also stuffed with teeth, overturning in the gutter and overturning the boat and overturning the boat, the house leak coincides with the overnight rain, and the fart is smashed in the heel system, serving you."

MMP, the name of this broken system is so long, so long......

MMP, why, other people's systems are so tall? Why are other people's systems so sunny? Why is someone else's system always so pleasing to the eye......

Zhang Wei complained wildly in his heart.

"The system does not require the consent of the host, and it is automatically bound immediately"

"Hello host, as a scourge............ Smash the host of the heel system, and you have to create decay (sui) gas all the time. ”

"Decay is the decay of the host wherever it goes, it can decay itself and others"

"Go for it, lucky host"

Lucky your sister! Don't take such a bully.

Zhang Wei questioned in his mind: "There are so many people present, the Taoist chief, the black cat, and the bald head, which one can't do it, why are you just looking for me?" ”

"The black cat is already a system, I can't find him anymore, the Taoist has won more than 20 low-level systems, how can I, as a high-level system, stupidly hit the muzzle, as for that bald head, I have seen his life, except for a little trouble in his marriage, his life is very smooth, and the decline (sui) is completely untouched!"

Damn, it's been a long time, this broken system is to watch people cook! Grandma has a leg, people are declining (sui), and the system is bullying!

Zhang Wei responded angrily: "Believe it or not, I'll tell the Taoist chief about your existence now and let him accept you?" ”

"Believe it or not, I killed you before he took me"

"Hmph, who are you scaring about, I haven't seen a system that obliterates the host"

"That's because you have short hair and little knowledge"

"Don't use old sayings, I don't believe you dare to kill me"

"Okay, I'll kill you"

"If you kill me, the Taoist will resurrect me"

"What if you can't be resurrected?"

"The Taoist will not be resurrected"

"Then take a gamble"

"Slow"

"How?"

"I'm kidding, everyone, brothers, why be so angry!"

"You're begging me"

"You are the system, I am the host, they are all a family, what do you want or not, it's too outward"

"Don't tell Daoist Chu anymore?"

"Uh, don't tell me"

"Okay, you can collect the sui gas right now."

Zhang Wei said to the black cat with a hum in his mind: "The weather is very good today, let's go out for a walk?" ”

The black cat glanced at the dark clouds outside and looked at Zhang Wei suspiciously.

Zhang Wei snorted and greeted Chu Feng again.

"Dao Chief, I'm always stuffy in the Taoist temple, it's too boring, why don't we go fishing?"

Chu Feng did not move, and looked at Zhang Wei quietly.

After coughing dryly, Zhang Wei looked at Huihai.

"Yesterday's game of chess, it's not over yet, let's continue to play"

Huihai nodded, last night, he and Zhang Wei played chess on a whim, and it was the middle of the night. In the end, the two were too sleepy, leaving an endgame.

"Go"

Zhang Wei grabbed Huihai's shoulders and walked out.

The black cat jumped and came to Chu Feng's shoulder.

"Dao Chief, something is wrong with this old boy Zhang Wei!"

"He should have a system in his body!" Chu Feng guessed.

"I'll see what the hell he's up to," the black cat prepared.

"No, we have other things!" Chu Feng held down the black cat, turned into a faint brilliance, and dissipated in the room.

On the steps, Hui Hai suddenly turned around.

"The Michicho went out with the black cat"

"If you go out, you will go out," Zhang Wei said indifferently.

"Are you really looking for me to play chess?" Hui Hai looked at Zhang Wei suspiciously, he was not a fool, just now the black cat and the Taoist master obtained the system one after another, and the possibility of Zhang Wei obtaining the system is very high.

With Zhang Wei's sad urging, the system obtained is a pit in seven or eight out of ten, and if there is nothing to do, it is better to keep a little distance from Zhang Wei.

Thinking like this in his heart, Huihai stepped back a little without a trace.

Zhang Wei, who was sensitive, suddenly discovered Huihai's abnormality, and in line with the intention of cutting the chaos quickly, he spent ten points of decay (sui) gas value from the system and exchanged it for a bird.

In midair, an emerald green bird flew by.

"Look at the sky, what a beautiful bird"

Zhang Wei said with his head held high.

Hui Hai subconsciously looked up, but unexpectedly, a black thing instantly sealed his right eye.

Yes! Hui Hai let out a terrible scream.

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Eyes are confused by bird poop!

"Ding, successfully make the people around you decay (sui) once, and reward the host with 100 decay (sui) qi"

"Ding, the host has won the title of the junior apprentice of the decaying (sui) people, and I hope that the host will make persistent efforts and obtain the title of the declining (sui) people as soon as possible."

"Ding, reward host, decay (sui) qi props, five labors and seven injuries"

Immediately, Zhang Wei found that there was a bright white palm floating in his mind, Zhang Wei tried it, and he could summon it at any time.

At this time, Huihai, who had already wiped the bird feces off his eyes, looked at Zhang Wei vigilantly, and he now seriously suspected that the bird feces just now was made by Zhang Wei.

"Huihai, you don't think I made the bird poop, it was just an accident"

Zhang Wei's face was not red, and his heart was not beating to defend himself.

Hui Hai snorted a few times, turned around and was about to leave.

Zhang Wei stepped forward and patted Huihai on the back.

"Hey, I can't play chess yet."

"That's it, next fart"

Huihai, who felt a chill in his back, choked Zhang Wei and strode towards his room.

Zhang Wei looked at his pale hands, and the corners of his mouth outlined a very obscene arc.

Hui Hai, who returned to the room, felt a little cold on his back.

"Zhang Wei, that muddy boy, did you do anything to me?"

As he spoke, Hyehae walked over to the washbasin and washed his face.

Unexpectedly, as soon as his face touched the top of the basin, his throat was sweet, and a line of blood spurted out of his mouth, turning the washbasin with half a basin of clean water into blood.

"How, how is it possible!"

Looking at the blood in the basin, Hui Hai was stunned, he has always been healthy, and when he bound the system before, he also strengthened his body, how could he vomit blood for no reason.

"It must have been Zhang Wei's doing"

Huihai furrowed his eyebrows and was about to go out to settle accounts with Zhang Wei.

A breeze flashed, and Zhang Wei appeared in the room.

"Zhang Wei, you rabbit cub, did you do something to me?"

Hui Hai asked loudly, staring at Zhang Wei with red eyes.

"What nonsense are you talking about, I smell blood, I came to see you, how do you dog bite Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people"

Zhang Wei was angry and contributed to the acting skills.

Hui Hai spit a mouthful of bloody spit on the ground with disdain, a hand much larger than Zhang Wei's hand, reached over, grabbed Zhang Wei's collar, and said viciously: "Why don't you pretend to be garlic for Lao Wei, you didn't do it, who else could it be?" ”

"Why do you just suspect me, the old boy of the black cat is also very suspicious, who knows if it secretly did something when it left." Zhang Wei defended himself.