The Legend of Diaoyutai 31 The Case of Fish Slipping (3)
Diaoyutai Legend 31 Fish Slip Case (3)
Niu You rolled his eyes, thought about it, and suddenly grabbed a piece of sugarcane and gnawed down on the next sugarcane skin.
Zhou An was furious, pouted his mouth, and scolded angrily: "What a fish! Are you really going to destroy the evidence?! ”
Niu You, who was severely reprimanded by Zhou An, not only didn't think so, but Niu You showed a very aggrieved look and said: "General Zhou, you have wronged a good person!" I'm here for your good. ”
Zhou An shouted angrily: "Dare to fish and slip, you destroy the evidence of the crime, and dare to say nonsense for the good of this general?" ”
Niu You put the sugarcane skin on the sugarcane and said, "General Zhou, look at it for a long time, isn't this sugarcane still very complete?" ”
Zhou An's eyes blinked, and he had nothing to say.
Niu You said flatteringly: "General Zhou, I am afraid that you are old and have poor teeth, so I specially served you and went to the sugarcane skin for you." ”
Zhou An smiled: "Yuyu, you are so cunning!" Do you want to destroy the evidence of the crime, and you also want to ask me Lao Zhou to eat sugarcane and drag me Lao Zhou into the water? ”
Niu You said solemnly: "Where is the evidence of destruction? Isn't this sugar cane complete? General Zhou, you have worked hard to carry this sugarcane to Dacaoliao, this sugarcane will lose its moisture sooner or later and dry out, what is the difference between it and bagasse? Didn't General Zhou work in vain? If General Zhou eats this sugarcane, I am wrong, if General Zhou drains the water of this sugarcane, and we keep all the bagasse well, then the evidence of this sugarcane will be complete. ”
Zhou An thought for a moment, nodded and said, "This statement also makes sense. ”
Niu You said: "Then let me serve the old general and go to the sugarcane skin." ”
Niu You said, picking up the sugarcane and gnawing it.
Zhou An snatched the sugarcane and said loudly: "Boss Li's will must be thoroughly executed!" Even if it turns into bagasse, you can't move the fish. ”
Zhou An said, took a big bite of sugarcane, and said with a sneer: "My old Zhou still needs others to peel the sugarcane?" Joke! ”
Niu You said enviously: "General Zhou is old and strong, and his teeth are really good." ”
Niu You nodded and watched Zhou An gnaw on the sugarcane, and said with a smile while diligently unfolding the mouth of the podsheet: "The bagasse is all spit in it, and the preservation of evidence is very important." ”
Zhou An was feasting and asked, "Yuyo, why is your left hand always wrapped in cloth?" ”
Niu You was startled, (the notoriety of Niu You's four and a half fingers is known to everyone in Yizhou), and hurriedly replied: "The villain has a sore on his left hand, which drains pus all day long, and is dirty and smelly, so I have to wrap it." ”
Zhou An smiled: "What are you afraid of sores?" Find a seven-leaf flower, grind it, and paint it. Knowing seven leaves and a flower, he is not afraid of the sore growing big. Haven't you heard this phrase? ”
Niu You hurriedly said to Zhou An gratefully, "Thank you, General Zhou, for your guidance." I'll ask someone about it, it's really painful to have a bad sore. ”
Straw Shoes Inn.
Straw Shoe Saka, here was originally an ordinary resting place on the mountain road in Yizhou, but it is in the middle of the mountain road to and from various places, and because the straw shoes worn by the ancient people walked to the straw shoe saka, it was about to wear out, and the pedestrians who came and went to the straw shoe were to replace the new straw shoes and discard the old straw sandals. So there's a mountain of broken straw sandals here. It is named after the straw sandals.
Cow is especially hot water for Zhou Anti.
The cow is especially Zhou An's back.
When sleeping, Niu You carefully asked: "General Zhou, can you loosen these (torture restraints), so that it is easier to sleep." ”
Zhou An said solemnly: "You are getting more and more inches!" Yuyo, you have to remember that you are a murder felon. ”
Zhou An said, checked the shackles, handcuffs, and shackles one by one, and then said: "Go to bed early and get up early, and go to Dacaoliao early to see the princess early." ”
Zhou An fell asleep.
Niu You closed his eyes and seemed to be sleeping soundly, making a snoring sound.
The snoring was getting louder and louder, but Niu You opened his eyes and peeked at Zhou An.
Zhou An slept soundly and was completely undisturbed by the sound of snoring.
Niu You was sure that Zhou An had really fallen asleep. Niu You began to use the bone reduction technique to get his hands out of the handcuffs.
Niu You took out the key from Zhou An's waist.
Niu You wrapped the cloth in his left hand, wrapped the shackles, and then opened the shackles without making a sound at all.
Niu You opened the shackles.
Niu You looked at Zhou An triumphantly.
Zhou An slept soundly.
Niu You quietly touched out of the Straw Shoes Inn.
Niu You whispered proudly: "This old man Zhou, I thought I really liked to go to Dacaoliao to see the princess. When the princess sees me, especially the water chestnut who sees me, she has to dismantle me! Haha, General Zhou, I'm not going to play with you. ”
Niu You disappeared into the night.
Early in the morning, the Straw Shoe Saka Inn.
Zhou An woke up suddenly, and when he saw that Niu You was gone, he immediately shouted: "Call the police!" Alarm! ”
At this time, the shopkeeper and Xiao Er hurriedly arrived.
The shopkeeper asked, "What do you want?" ”
Zhou An shouted in a fuss: "Something is wrong!" The murder felons have fled! Report to the police immediately, call the police immediately! ”
The shopkeeper looked at Zhou An with a strange and vigilant look at him at this time, and then called Xiao Er outside to give a few words in his ear.
The shopkeeper nodded smartly and turned to run.
The shopkeeper said to Zhou An with a courteous smile: "Don't be impatient, don't be impatient, the villain will go to the police immediately." Guest, please have breakfast first. ”
Xiao Er brought a large plate of fried pickles with peanuts, the shopkeeper nodded at it, and whispered, "This plate of peanuts is enough for this old man to chew for a while." ”
Xiao Er put a large plate of peanuts on the table.
Zhou An saw it and was very uneasy, he touched his pocket and said embarrassedly: "I didn't call this big plate of peanuts." ”
The shopkeeper said kindly: "This plate of peanuts is given by our store, it is free of charge, if you don't eat enough, Xiao Er can go again." ”
As soon as Zhou An heard that it was a gift, he sat down and ate unceremoniously. He ate and said, "Then thank you boss." Also look forward to the police as soon as possible. ”
The shopkeeper said happily: "The guest officer eats slowly, and the villain will go immediately." ”
The shopkeeper immediately gave up.
Zhou An was eating, praised at the same time, and said: "This peanut fried is really fragrant, if it is used with wine, it is the most flavorful." ”
Xiao Er stood next to him and hurriedly said: "There is wine, and the wine in the small shop is the best in Shipu (Yipu is equivalent to five kilometers). ”
Zhou An was embarrassed by such warm hospitality, and said, "It's just talking, the wine is free." ”
Xiao Er smiled seductively and said, "Today is a good day, so the wine is also free of charge." ”
Zhou An thought for a while and said, "Wait a minute, I still have to do office work, and you can't drink wine." What is a good day today? ”
Xiao Er showed a slight disappointment, and replied smartly: "Today is the 20th anniversary of the opening of the shop. The guest officer only works, everything is free of charge. ”