Chapter 130: The Chinese language of the pit father

The time is still two hours, every time I come back, there is always a feeling of time and space disorder, the first moment I am still in the passionate fantasy adventure, and the next moment I will return to the eternally full of dull, but warm home, although I am not very adaptable, but Li Xing likes this feeling very much, this is his own harbor, only here can he calm his heart. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Life in the illusory world is not always a surprise, where you make friends, kill enemies, and sometimes even move your true feelings, but this kind of true feelings will never have results, they are just a member of the illusory world, indeed Li Xing is a way to take them out of the illusory world, just let the werewolf or vampire bite, and then enter the Ten Thousand Beasts Garden, but that is not a friend, in the Ten Thousand Beasts Garden he is a god, everything is a slave, and his own thoughts can decide their life and death, even if Li Xing does not have this kind of thought, but in their souls will be planted with the soul mark of loyalty to themselves, the so-called friendship has deteriorated, it is no longer friendship, since it is better not to see each other.

Lincoln and Henry in "Vampire Slayer"; Prince Vlad in "The First Year of Dracula"; the Cullens in "Twilight"; Ren Tingting in "Mr. Zombie", every Li Xing is communicating, otherwise you think that Li Xing's Bodhi True Qi will cross the red dust realm so quickly, these are the impact of the soul, and they come from true feelings.

Li Xing, a member of the Karen family, really regarded them as friends, but since they entered the Ten Thousand Beasts Garden, Li Xing had never seen them, and he didn't even let them out in battle, not because of their low combat effectiveness, on the contrary, their strange abilities were even very helpful, but Li Xing didn't know how to face them, did he want to hear from them about my lord Wan'an.

However, what makes Li Xing most sorry is Ren Tingting, the small family of Jasper in the Republic of China, whether it is appearance, knowledge, or character, all of them are one in a million, but Li Xing directly let the zombie old lady bite him to death after the road, and Li Xing is full of guilt for him, Li Xing will watch "Mr. Zombie" every night, just to regain the warmth of the time.

I looked up and saw the clock on the wall, it was already three o'clock in the morning, I sighed helplessly, and with a wave of my right hand, a small tornado appeared in Li Xing's hand, and the smoke in the room was quickly absorbed, and he opened the window and threw it out.

I don't practice today, go to sleep.

Li Xing slept very sweetly this night, he rarely wanted to get up, and the next day Chen Zhi called him again and again before getting up, it was very warm, Li Xing liked this feeling very much, you don't need to be mature in front of your mother, because you will always be a child.

Life is so repetitive and dull, every day after school, I run to the city library to read books, constantly enrich my brain, quarrel with Wilson, fly to a certain senior sister's bed at night, and go out to school the next day refreshed.

However, Li Xing is a little embarrassed today, because today is the day of the party, and Li Xing was invited by Miqi and Cleanna at the same time, even if Li Xing has a doppelganger technique.

"Damn, it's really self-inflicted, how did you say I promised the two of them at that time?" Li Xing scratched his head in annoyance, completely ignoring Wilson, whose face was about to turn black to the bottom of the pot.

"I'm also worried now."

Li Xing looked at Wilson with a surprised face, in Li Xing's eyes, Wilson was the representative of the optimists, and every day was a heartless life.

"What are you worried about?"

Wilson glanced at Li Xing with rolling eyes and said, "I'm worried about why no one invited me, I remember that you have a saying in Huaxia that the drought dies, and the waterlogging dies, which is the two of us." ”

"Yes! Now it's a Chinese colloquialism, when am I calling you a few idioms. ”

"Don't learn, although you have a lot of interesting sentences in Huaxia, but it's too difficult to learn, just this one sentence I learned for a long time." Wilson looked respectful and insensitive.

Li Xing is also hehehe, some people say that French is difficult to learn, and some say Russian is difficult to learn, but as long as you have been exposed to Chinese Chinese, there is no easy to learn, a sentence, the same word, different tones can produce diametrically opposite meanings.

Li Xing read such a joke in a book, saying that foreigners have studied Chinese hard for many years and came to China to take the Chinese level test.

Xiao Li sent red envelopes to the leader, and the conversation between the two.

Leader: "What do you mean by that?" ”

Xiao Li: "It's not interesting, it's just meaning." ”

Leader: "You're not interesting enough. ”

Xiao Li: "Small meaning, small meaning." ”

Leader: "You're such an interesting person. ”

Xiao Li: "Actually, there is nothing else. ”

Leader: "Then I'm embarrassed. ”

Xiao Li: "It's that I'm embarrassed. ”

The second question is the listening test.

Xiaohong: "Your sister! My aunt hasn't come this month, and I'm worried about my sister, it's just a cheat! ”

Question: Who is in a hurry in the essay?

A: Xiaohong's sister B: Xiaohong's mother C: Xiaohong's aunt D: Xiaohong's sister E: Xiaohong's father F: Xiaohong G: Xiaohong's boyfriend

If there really is such a test question, I feel that those foreigners should only have one idea when they take the exam.

"Daddy!"

Rub, digress again.

"Wilson, what do you think I should do?" Li Xing asked with a sad face.

"I don't know, have I ever experienced it."

"Yes! You don't have a girlfriend. Li Xing inserted a mending knife.

"No, no girl likes you." The second note is added.

“……”

"What did you say, I didn't hear you."

"I said, get out~"

It's very tangled! For Cleana, if she accompanies her this time, with her own rhetoric, she will definitely be able to hit a home run tonight, but if she doesn't accompany Mickey, then how should she face her under one roof every day.

Just when Li Xing was struggling with how to do it, a loud noise came, the door was kicked open, and it was kicked with both feet at the same time, and the first thing that caught his eye was two pairs of beautiful legs, straight and slender, and they could play with these legs for a year.

But after seeing the upper body, Li Xing just wanted to dodge, because it was Mickey and Cleanna who came in, and I saw the two of them with angry faces on their faces, exuding evil aura all over their bodies, and an expression that I was very angry and should not enter.

The two walked up to Li Xing and stared at Li Xing viciously.

Li Xing smiled at the two with a stiff face and said, "Hi, Mickie, hi, Cleana, hello!" ”

"We're not good."

Hearing this, Li Xing was shocked, and secretly said that something must have happened.

Sure enough, the two grabbed Li Xing's shoulders one left and one right and said viciously: "Say, who are you going to be with at tonight's party?" ”

"Hey, hey, that ......" Li Xing scratched his head in embarrassment, at a loss.

Li Xing is really a little overwhelmed by this situation, you must know that in the illusion world, even zombies and ghosts can face them calmly, and they can beat them to the death.

But it's a bit hehe in the face of them.