Chapter 475: The Illusion is in Turmoil
After Ma Li had eliminated all the chicken legs, he grabbed Lao Cao, who was picking up bones on the ground to eat, and rubbed his hands full of grease on his fur.
"......" Lao Cao said he was powerless to resist.
"When Zhao Wei comes back from patrolling, you tell him I'm okay and tell him not to enter the illusion. I'll go first. ”
"But ......" Song Qingqing wanted to accompany Ma Li in.
"Mai Wen is right, there are really third parties eyeing us." Ma Li threw Lao Cao aside and clamped Song Qingqing's face with the back of his clean hand, "You guys are very important to me outside. ”
"Oh, senior, stay safe." Song Qingqing didn't mention Lu Xiaodu's matter again, maybe her heart was as wide as her stomach, and jealousy or something had long been forgotten.
Watching Ma Li fall to the ground, Song Qingqing squatted on the ground, picked off the hard cement block with both hands, and then kneaded it into powder.
Hmph, the senior actually knows a woman I don't know, I must investigate this Bichi! Then drive her away, or break the senior's third dogleg!
Of course, women have zero tolerance for some things.
Lao Cao saw Song Qingqing squatting motionless, so he planned to rub the oil on her body.
If you defile my hair, I will defile your clothes!"
"Bang"
Song Qingqing, who was holding her breath in her heart, smashed her fist on the concrete floor, smashing out a ten-centimeter-deep pit.
My son of a, how can this little girl be so violent!
Lao Cao, who still wanted to live for another five hundred years, whistled and quickly stayed away from Song Qingqing.
When Mahata returns to the illusion again, he finds that the orderly amusement park has become a mess.
Like a mountain of garbage after the Strawberry Music Festival, collapsed project facilities, and crazy NPCs......
Lovers in couple shirts are slapping each other, short-legged corgis want to ride huskies, women's clothes bosses are kneeling and licking the feet of big bird cute girls, and meat bombs are plump and bewitching Internet celebrity faces stand on the roof and dance Q milk and Q hip dance.
Ma Kasa nodded. This NPC is quite normal, but the cloth is a little less, and the jitter amplitude is a little bigger...... Damn, now is not the time to look there.
In the face of the Internet celebrity will be a pair of "." Before he was thrown out, Ma Kasa had already left.
"Suffer death!"
A knife-wielding man suddenly burst out of the crowd and rushed towards Mahata. But before he could run two steps, the little girl broke her leg with a lollipop.
Is the lollipop a murder weapon?
I didn't do anything, and someone attacked me?
Ma Kasa stepped forward and said "thank you" to the little girl, and then stomped on the knife-wielding man's broken leg.
"Ah~" The knife-wielding man let out a woman's gasp.
Although the sound was reminiscent, Ma Li's sense of boredom when he saw the other party was suddenly boring. I even want to poke myself in the eye.
The little girl clenched her fist at the horse, and said in a male voice, "Raise your hands." Then he shook the lollipop again: "Do you want to eat uncle's lollipop?" ”
"Thank you...... Thank. "It's time to poke yourself in the ear.
Ma Li left the little girl before the embarrassment of the cancer attack, looking around for Li Lianxi and his partner.
How can it be so messy here? Why didn't the coin-picking duo of the Nerve Palace come out to maintain order, or did Illusion give up on itself?
After dodging the incoming disaster three times, he came to the sparsest place in the crowd, the only intact object facility.
It's a Ferris wheel again.
"Hurry up and let me go!" Lu Pengcheng's voice came from mid-air.
Ma Li raised his head and saw Lu Pengcheng stretching out half of his body from the car.
"Makasa! You spicy chicken! Struggling in the air, he was so angry that his facial features were about to be misaligned.
Ma Li's ears were pulled and shouted: "What do you say~what~?~I~listen~no~see~"
"You broker! Pimp! The scum without a bottom line! Labor and management want to break up with you......" Before he could vent enough, he was pulled back into the car.
When the Ferris wheel stopped, the car he was in was on just in time to reach the waiting platform.
"Don't come here, I'll call if you come over again!"
"Didn't you just call it? Cheng Cheng, why do you want to resist me. ”
"Dead, stay away from me!"
"You've repeated this sentence twenty times."
"I ...... What are you doing! Don't take my pants off! If you do this again, don't blame me for being rude! ”
"I didn't pull your pants, I'm not the kind of person you believe."
"True Gil is foolish." Ma Li couldn't listen anymore, and climbed onto the platform and opened the car door, "Have you had enough?" ”
After seeing the scene in the car, he hurriedly closed the door and apologized: "I'm sorry to disturb the two of you to find the acupoint." ”
Lu Pengcheng, who was lying at the bottom of the compartment, banged on the door vigorously and said angrily: "Looking for your uncle!" I treat you like a buddy, but you want someone else to me! Hurry up and get me out! Otherwise I would, I would ......"
Ma Li opened the door and said cheaply, "What will happen?" Can't find a way to threaten me? Ha ha! ”
"Get out of the way!" Lu Pengcheng kicked You Longyang in the face, who was in the rear, and then got up and rushed out of the car with his pants.
"Where are you going?" Mahata grabbed him.
"You let go!" Lu Pengcheng was anxious, "Am I your buddy!" You're about to let go, are getting up. ”
Although Lu Pengcheng broke out in a cold sweat, Ma Li didn't let go, but asked You Longyang, "How did you talk to Xiaoniao?" Do you feel like you've got your wish? ”
"......" You Longyang lowered his head and leaned against the car wall without saying a word.
Ma Li looked at Lu Pengcheng again: "His name is You Longyang, do you still have an impression?" You're not a heinous fellow, don't act like a frightened chick, okay? ”
Lu Pengcheng suddenly realized: "It's the guy who was pressed to the ground and took off his pants by the rotten girls at the Straight Men and Rotten Women Association?" No wonder I feel familiar. ”
Ma Li retorted with a serious face: "Those girls are very gentle, how can they take off men's pants......"
"Enough!" You Longyang punched the car wall, "Is it interesting to humiliate me?" ”
He walked out of the car step by step: "I'm just different from your orientation, am I just inferior to you and deserve to be bullied?" ”
"Uh......" Although Ma Kasa can refute his words, in order to surpass him smoothly, he decides to betray his good brother again.
You Zimo was excited. I'll talk to Lu Pengcheng again, his head circuit is too straight, and he can't turn around. ”
"Huh? Don't you try to bend me! Lu Pengcheng stared at Ma Li vigilantly.
"Your lover is a beautiful girl, and no matter how bent she is, she will be straightened."
"Although you are complimenting my girlfriend, I should thank you. But how do I listen to this and feel awkward. ”
After Ma and Lu left the platform, Lu Pengcheng kept checking his pants.
"Don't look at it, there's no protein residue on it." Ma Kasa pointed to the crazy NPCs around him, "Most of the people here are living souls, not false illusions. ”
"What do you want to say?" Lu Pengcheng, who knew Ma Li's personality, knew that he was not joking, so he suppressed his dissatisfaction and waited for the following.
Ma Kasa sighed: "They are trapped here by the compass, they have lost their original personality and consciousness, and everything they do and think is controlled by the compass. They are the ones who will never be able to transcend life. It's pathetic. ”
(End of chapter)