"Xianggong, go home with me!"

"Emerald ...... Cuilan, I haven't done my hair yet......"

Gao Cuilan looked at the man in white with a smile, the flesh on her face trembled, and her facial features were crowded together, "Xianggong, if you want to do your hair, I will invite the best barber in Gao Laozhuang, why go out?" ”

"With the beauty of Xianggong, I don't feel at ease when you go out alone!"

After speaking, Gao Cuilan glanced at the women around her tiredly, this group of Bichi is thinking about seducing her every day.

The man in white obviously didn't want to go back, his face was full of hesitation, seeing this, Gao Cuilan's face finally became gloomy, "Xianggong, you must know that my father is the owner of Gao Laozhuang, if you are disobedient, I can let my father drive you out of Gao Laozhuang......"

Hearing this, the man in white twitched his cheeks, but in the end, he still resigned himself to following Gao Cuilan, and walked back with a loveless face.

Bai Luo sighed in his mouth, "What an affectionate drama!" ”

Tang Seng looked at Bai Luo with some doubts, "Why do I feel like a bitter drama?" ”

"You're still too young!"

Bai Luo stretched out his hand and wanted to pat Tang Seng on the shoulder, but as if he suddenly thought of something, he instantly retracted his hand and gently stroked the horse's back.

"This is your second apprentice, whose real name is Zhu Gangguan."

"Not worthy of the name!"

Tang Seng sighed, and hurriedly stretched out his hand and shouted, "Wait! ”

Gao Cuilan didn't react, Tang Seng thought it was Gao Cuilan who didn't know that he was calling her, so he shouted again, "Wait a minute, the 250 in front." ”

On the street, it was quiet in an instant, which made people a little flustered, and the eight big men turned around with Gao Cuilan, and Gao Cuilan's eyes were filled with an indescribable look.

Tang Seng shrunk his neck and was about to apologize, but unexpectedly, Gao Cuilan suddenly smiled all over his face, "Are you talking about me?" Do I really look like 250 pounds? I'll just say, how can I have 300 pounds! ”

Tang Seng: "......"

The moment he saw a cute monk, the eyes of the man in white immediately lit up, and his excited voice trembled a little, "Master, is that you?" ”

"Gangguan, it's me!"

"Are you the one the Bodhisattva said to be the one who learns the scriptures?"

"Gangguan, it's me!"

"Master~"

"Gang Guan~"

Bai Luo was expressionless, and said to Bailongma: "Look, I will say that this is an affectionate drama, although the screaming of Gangguan and Gangguan (homophonic words) is not touching......"

Hearing the conversation between Zhu Gangguan and Tang Seng, Gao Cuilan, who was originally happy, suddenly had a gloomy face, "Even if you praise me, you can't rob me of the father-in-law!" ”

The eight big men carefully put Gao Cuilan down, and then waved their legs, walking towards Tang Seng and Zhu Gangguan, Zhu Gangguan looked at Gao Cuilan, "I obviously said it at the beginning, my master is here, and I am leaving!" ”

Gao Cuilan looked at Zhu Gangguan with a gentle face, "Fool, how can you believe a woman's words......

Pig Gangguana: "......"

The extreme anger made his face red, and the green tendons on his neck bulged, and at the beginning, the Bodhisattva told him that he would wait for the arrival of the scripture learner in Gao Laozhuang, so he asked for everything to wait here.

He is a dignified marshal of Tianpeng, but he has to wronged himself every day and lives like a turtle.

Now, Gao Cuilan is addicted to sleeping with him, right?

"Roar~"

With an angry roar, the pig's body was swollen, the clothes on his body were torn at this moment, the black hair covered the surface of the body, and a pig like a hill stood on the street.

"Roar~"

The wind blew the stalls on the street into the air, wooden high-rise buildings, Zhu Gang Feng can be smashed casually, looking at Gao Cuilan, who was paralyzed on the ground in fright, and there was still a yellow-brown liquid flowing under him, Zhu Gang Jian finally didn't make a move, just bent down, let Tang Seng climb up, and then shaved his front paws, turned around and left Gao Laozhuang.

"Master, I want to change my name......"

"What do you want to call? It's better to have a bit of Buddha's sense. ”

So I changed my name...... Eight precepts! ”

The so-called eight precepts are not to kill, not to steal, not to ***, not to lie, not to drink, not to sleep in a gorgeous bed, not to dress up and listen to songs and dances, and not to eat after noon.

"Why the name?"

"Because I want to refuse pornography, gambling, and drugs!"

Of course, the main thing is yellow......

"Hahahaha......"

Tang Seng didn't understand the meaning of Bajie, but Bai Luo could understand it, and Bai Luo, who was riding a white dragon horse to follow, couldn't help laughing as soon as he arrived.

"Who are you?"

Zhu Bajie's face was not good, and Bai Luo was a little surprised, "You don't remember me?" I'm your big brother! I beat you up before...... But also, five hundred years later, it's normal to forget, not to mention that you also cast a pig fetus. ”

Zhu Bajie: "......"

The next moment, as if thinking of something, Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and there was still some horror in his eyes, "You...... Are you the monkey who made trouble in the heavenly palace five hundred years ago? ”

"Aang!"

………

"Bajie, why do you want to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?"

"Because, my brothers, are still waiting for me! My Chang'e is also waiting for me! ”

………

800 quicksand boundaries, 3,000 weak water depths. The goose feathers can't float, and the reed flowers sink at the bottom.

In front, there is the quicksand river, Tang Seng borrowed a house, listening to the old man chattering, "Every noon, there will be a terrible scream in the quicksand river, grandpa's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather...... I don't know which grandfather it is, he said, it's the resentment of all the souls who died in the quicksand river. ”

"Bajie, is there really a ghost in the world?"

In order to avoid being scolded, now, Tang Seng has something, and if he can not ask Bailuo, he will not ask Bailuo.

Bai Luo is also happy to do so.

"Master, there are people and demons in the world, and naturally there are ghosts, but ordinary ghosts will be detained by black and white impermanence in the underworld, and there is no way to stay in the world. Also, ghosts mostly don't appear during the day. ”

After speaking, Zhu Bajie took two steps back, stood behind the white dragon horse, blocked the obsessive gaze of the old man and granddaughter, and being handsome was really an original sin.

He wants to quit sex!

Tang Seng pondered for a moment and said, "It's not early, let's stay here for one night first, and wait until tomorrow afternoon, and then take a closer look at the situation." ”

Bai Luo naturally didn't care, although he knew that in the quicksand river, there were only sand monks.

The night was calm, and early the next morning, Zhu Bajie knocked on the door of Bai Luo and Tang Seng with an embarrassed face, pulled the two of them, and fled, with lip prints on his face.

Early in the morning, the three of them and one horse waited in front of the quicksand river, and at noon, the sky suddenly changed, and it was still a clear sky, but there were more invisible sword qi.

Of course, these sword qi, mortals like Tang Seng, are invisible.

Dao Dao's fierce sword qi rushed into the quicksand river from the air, and the next moment, in the quicksand river, an extremely terrible scream sounded, as if he had been greatly tortured.

Tang Seng shook his body, "There are really ghosts......"