Chapter 302: The Wisdom of His Excellency the President

Chapter 302

"Don't make too much of a fuss...... Liang Jinsong said very nervously: "Now that the country has your help, it is a great opportunity for the development of the head, if it accidentally triggers a war......"

"Don't worry, I know it."

Song Ming disagreed, if it weren't for the fear of causing a war, his methods would be more intense.

“……”

"By the way," Song Ming said suddenly, "tonight...... Oh, I mean, at night in the United States, there's a big drama broadcast live on the Internet, and you remember to watch it. ”

"Wait! What are you doing!? Can you make it clear in advance!? I'm scared of you like this! ”

"It's not interesting to say it, just wait and watch the show."

Liang Jinsong still doesn't know that the United States used five "Pershing 2" to bomb him before, and also dispatched a thousand Wehrmacht troops and a tank company to attack him, but all of them failed.

If he knew, he probably wouldn't be so calm now.

……

“TF!? Can anyone tell me who the hell did this!? ”

The top leaders of various departments who had gathered together only a few days ago because of the missile incident had gathered together again, their faces tense one by one, and it was none other than Chuan Jianguo who was roaring in front of them.

Sichuan Jianguo, who has always been very free and easy, is not so chic now, this is almost in front of the whole world, slapping his face!

"I'm sorry, Your Excellency, I don't know."

"Don't know!? You're the head of the FBI, and now this kind of thing is happening, and you tell me that you don't know who did it!? ”

"Yes, we've sent someone to investigate, but ...... But we found something weird......"

FBI Director Edmond Alexander is really feeling the pressure right now.

"What's the matter?"

Edmonds motioned for the staff to play the video: "Our people went to investigate, this freedom...... The structure of this presidential statue is very new, it is completely a statue that has just been made, and it is not at all what we had guessed before, a face was made to cover it. ”

"You mean, some people, just because of a stupid prank, spent an unknown amount of money to make a statue dozens of meters high and weighing hundreds of tons to humiliate me? And I don't know what to do, and I completed the replacement in one night!? ”

Chuan Jianguo's tone was aggravated, and at the end of his speech, he roared even more thoroughly: "Please tell me, Your Excellency Edmonds!" How can we remove the original statue and replace it with a new one in a silent way!? That's New York City! The city that never sleeps! People are looking at the Statue of Liberty all the time! Who could do such a thing under the noses of so many people!? Are you going to tell me that Superman did it!? ”

A person next to him muttered, "It's also possible that Iron Man ......"

Chuan Jianguo turned his head abruptly, and roared without looking: "You have been fired!" Fuck me off now! ”

After kicking the mouthy guy out, the atmosphere in the room became even more tense.

"Okay, okay, now everyone calm down, including me......" Chuan Jianguo took a deep breath, "I just want to know now, who did this, how did it happen, don't tell me what kind of DC Marvel superpower, high school student in the footbasin or alien in Area 51, I want a reliable answer!" ”

"Your Excellency...... I'm afraid it's hard for us to give you an answer. ”

CIA Director Milo Bran's face was also quite ugly, and a group of them deduced for a long time based on the available information, but they could not come up with any possible results at all.

The statue, which weighs hundreds of tons and is more than 40 meters high, is not a project that ordinary people can complete in a few days.

The first time the statue was assembled was in 1886, although it is now 2018, and the project is progressing rapidly, it is still a world problem to hoist such a statue. It's done in the night!

Not to mention that New York City is a cosmopolitan city, and it is impossible for such a large statue to be transported without moving.

But the strange thing is that no matter from the customs, transportation, engineering and other industries to investigate, no clue has been found!

That's the biggest doubt!

"You mean," Chuan Jianguo's face became even more gloomy, "the whole of New York City is united in order to fool me, the president?" ”

Since Sichuan Jianguo came to power, there have been no voices of protest and opposition, and it is not surprising that some people would do this......

But it would be a bit of an exaggeration to say that the whole of New York City is united to play tricks on him, on the one hand, the Statue of Liberty is a world cultural heritage, on the other hand, he is now the president after all, if he really loses such a face, it is equivalent to the United States losing face in front of the people of the world......

"I didn't mean that, Your Excellency, but I just said that with the information we have now, no matter how much we speculate, this is impossible."

Milo said helplessly: "With the current industrial strength of the earth, this is not a project that can be done overnight, do you understand?" ”

"Where's the rabbit?" Chuan Jianguo suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Aren't they always claiming to have the world's No. 1 engineering construction team?" All sorts of magical speeds? ”

"Even if it's a rabbit...... Wait a minute? Milo was suddenly stunned and turned to look at Edmonds, "What about our two 'friends'?" Where were they last night? ”

"In Boston, more than 300 kilometers away from New York City." "My people have been watching them, and this is a video taken remotely last night," Edmonds said. ”

A clear video appeared on the screen, although he didn't get close, but he could clearly see Tang Yun blowing the wind on the balcony, and after a while, Tang Yun entered the house, and then Song Ming with a wine glass appeared there, leaning on the railing and saying something to the room, with a flirtatious smile on his face, and after a while, he also entered the house.

"The two of them didn't leave Boston, and this shouldn't be their business."

"Even if they did it, I'm more concerned about how they did it now!" Milo said angrily: "The satellites in the sky are always watching New York City, but even so, we haven't found any suspicious clues!" It's as if all of a sudden, the Statue of Liberty has become a statue of the president! Unless it's superpowers, or alien technology, it's impossible to do such a thing! ”

"Sir Milo, you mean, it's likely that we've encountered aliens?" NSA Director Menason's face is not good-looking, superpowers? He was unbelieving, but ...... They have always had a combat strategy of using aliens as imaginary enemies, and if aliens do appear, they will not panic too much, but the problem now is ......

"But for what purpose do aliens do such things?"

Replace the Statue of Liberty with the statue of Chuan Jianguo, and the torch for poop...... Are they going to be so boring?

Or are the earthlings actually their pets, and they think that Chuan Jianguo is too stupid after he comes to power, and they really can't stand it, so come to warn them?

Everyone was silent, no matter how you thought about this unprecedented thing, you couldn't figure it out!

"Do you mean I'm going to be the first U.S. president to make contact with aliens?"

Chuan Jianguo looked at the group of bald eagle elites around him with a mocking expression: "I really want to thank you." ”

“……”

"Now, I need you to fix this matter now! Immediately! Right away! ”

"Your Excellency, the whereabouts of the Statue of Liberty are unknown, and even if this statue is smashed now, it will take a long time to recreate a replica, and it will be ...... internationally"

"Smashed? Why smash? Chuan Jianguo snorted coldly, "Don't you think this statue is carved perfectly?" Except for that damn poop! ”

Milo, Menason, Edmonds: "......??? ”

Suddenly there was an ominous premonition......

"Now that the original statue is gone, a new statue is needed to replace her, and this statue is very good now." Chuan Jianguo really said something that surprised everyone, "-just solve that damn shit!" ”

Chuan Jianguo pointed to the golden stool on the screen and said, "Even if it's the color of gold!" I need you to carve it into me today in the shape of a gold brick - with the symbol of the dollar on it! I'm going to make this statue the new symbol of New York City! ”

Everyone's faces changed dramatically!

Damn it!

Is the symbol of New York City going to turn into this stupid guy!?

"Whoever dares to oppose it will get out!"

Everyone was silent, they all knew very well that this guy wasn't going to joke with you, saying that if you get out, he really told you to get out! Both houses can't stop him!

But on second thought, the current situation is already too bad to be worse, and replacing the Statue of Liberty with the statue of the founding of the country of Sichuan is a very stupid idea, but at least it is better to explain to the people than the mysterious disappearance of the Statue of Liberty, right?

And the people are quite happy to see someone so tricky about the founding of the country...... The impact of the matter will be greatly reduced.

"We understand, and now we will send someone to carry out the order."

"That's right." Chuan Jianguo was very satisfied, "Look, an invisible turmoil has been resolved under my wise decision, I have obtained a large and wonderful statue, and countless people will come to pay homage to my great president in the future, and you can also slowly investigate which magician dared to do such a bold thing in the next time." Sure enough, I'm still very smart, counting on you fools who can't do anything, the great bald eagle is already finished! ”

Milo, Menason, Edmonds: "......"

! How do you feel like things are getting worse!?

Although Chuan Jianguo has a perfect solution, in fact, the matter has already gotten out of control and spread all over the world.

It's too late to do anything......